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That's alright. I was debating getting the SPR headers and EEPROM but decided against it. Gonna go with the Bodis full system instead.
>tfw it's the only stock-looking full exhaust system

>strip the left rear tire nut
>break the chain tension screw in half

JAP SHIT

NOT
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EVEN
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ONCE
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Daily reminder that Triumph a best.

Alright, m8s. Just getting comfy then I'm going to watch Long Way Down.

thanks guys
you too

>uses the wrong tools
>blames the bike

I'm sure it had nothing to do with you being shit at wrenching.

I agree zx-10r is pretty cool.

cool i've recently worked on a 450, awesome sounding and looking bike

>want to buy another 125cc bike
>buy another 125cc
>another 125cc
>another
>125cc

fucking chinks man

watch out for ewan's wife fucking literally everything up

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I'm just getting to the end of Long Way Round

I don't get what's happening.

why not just get a 250

It's a hill with slippery mud/dirt surface. Heavy GS can't get enough traction to haul it's fat ass up so other riders are helping. Light weight scooter has no problem. The bikers clap their hands as scooter lady conquers the hill without help.

>fuck you I'm not female
too late senpai, I already nutted.

Very uncommon here. Lots of cheap 125's around though.

>YBR 125
>very clean
>12k miles
>£600
Someone has probably already bought it anyway. People ask that kind of money for chink bikes.

So
>16yo friend is saving up
>was looking at mt03, now at 07
>is full on mt-bro
Anything i can do to save him?
>he frequents /r/motorcycles

And nobody had the idea to sit pillion on the GS? That helped me do plenty offroading.
T. Poland 250

Fuck off underageb&

I think someone pointed out once that the guy is using street tires as well.

>>he frequents /r/motorcycles
straight up euthanise him, pic related

>already struggling to keep the bike upright
>can't get traction because of its weight
>put more weight on it

Cancerous as fuck

>Poland 250
>friends to ride pillion with

lol no

To be fair, that's a better response than most mothers would give

No, i'm shivlet
Friend is the Kitkat lookalike
He wants a 700 after seeing my 750
>Too bad it's a ptwin, not a v
I'm trying, man
He's squiddy-tier depressed

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Why no edition?

youtube.com/watch?v=0nJjXuuvUkA

Do you have the one where a guy went fast and started crying?

Well in my case the bike is small enough that I can be my own pillion
It's like, front wheel drive cars can't accelerate very fast because the weight naturally goes away from the front tires as it accelerates. And that's why fwd drag cars have the engine ridiculously in front, so there's as much weight as possible on the front axle

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why don't they sell more of these road legal offroad bikes here in germany?

weil du dich nachts unsittlich berührst

I never watched long way down because I was told don't do it by multiple people. Doesn't have the same endearing "friends" qualities and bro fun on bikes as the first one, mainly because ewans wife literally fucks a boys trip or something something


Is this an accurate summary? somebody talk me through it

dass mach ich aber tagsüber :^)

Not really. It's still a very good series.

I want cobalt colored manifold.

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they did have some difficulties, but it didn't feel as bad as people made it out to be. what made me furious though was, as you said, that ewan and his wife (the ugly cunt) insisted on her coming with them for a few days, despite a) having never ridden a bike before and b) having actually said she "hates motorbikes" because ewan had a minor crash before the trip. but that was only like 20 minutes overall in the entire series, the rest was pretty good actually.

*das

She didn't really damage the trip at all so those guys are retarded

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I'd make fun of Americans but I'm not sure where that license plate is from.

What happened? Is it really that powerful or was he just chopping the gas terribly?

people riding overpowered bikes with literally no experience is one of the most american things ever

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That's true.

What the fuck kek

one day i'll have a bike that will pull such an amazing wheelie that easily

>tfw bike can't power wheelie

>"""adventure""" helmet
Too many memes at once.
That's a literbike isn't it? I can't see a 600 doing that unless you're really trying

HONDA OR YAMAHA FOR CRUISERS

??????????????????????????????

What do you mean overpowered? Anything below 600cc is dangerously slow. That's common knowledge.

>48ps
>650ccm

do I win yet?

GOLD WING VALKYRIE

If you do it correctly, with some preloading of forks and opening the throttle on rebound you'll be able to power willy a 250

Went down for the first time today, did the amateur mistake of hitting the front brake when I felt like I was going to hot (right turn to an immediate left to a sharp hairpin), I think I would've been okay if it hadn't been pouring rain yesterday and sand wasn't covering the road. Luckily still have all my skin cause ATGATT and my bike landed in dirt

No matter what bike you're on, it doesn't want to loop unless you pin it open at a higher rpm than you'd normally cruise at. There's nothing that just backflips if you accidentally drag the throttle too much and it throws you back

for the first time
Woo-hoo
>hitting the front brake
What?

see

Reposting from old thread. Anyone have any experience with GPR exhausts? Specifically their furore series? What about Scorpion exhausts? I wanna get a nice exhaust for my z750s and I'm limited on options.

no

>not using this

that's not a power wheelie though

It actually is. Preloading forks is fair game

yep that's a liter. friend got it against all advice we gave him. The "jus hol urself back lol" is bullshit, you don't have smooth throttle control or a feeling for the immense braking power.

pretts easy if you chop the throttle, loading the front forks and reapply it due to poor throttle control. I'll post a webm with sound, he wasnt in the high range.

To me a power wheelie is when the bike wheelies only from its own power under throttle.

Sitting way back, preloading the forks, and yanking the bars is just a wheelie.

"no"

>tfw my bike power willies in 2nd

My car crapped out again, such a shame I have to ride to work every day until it's fixed.

anybody know where I can buy multiple c90's (like 4+) for cheap all at once? Dont really wanna buy from some shitheads off Gumtree

>ride old cafe racer like a supermoto for 20 years
>never replaced the 2 stroke oil
>only ever changed tires and plugs
>still runs

I think maybe the problem is you

>clearly chops the throttle before opening it again

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>fix it again Tony
you made the choice yourself user, but at least your TT works

That wasn't a power wheelie. Also I didn't chop the throttle but I did load the front a bit.

>trying to be one of the cool kids riding with one hand
spastic

No one rides with one hand because it's cool but because it's more comfortable this way on a sport bike

wr anton btfo

Nah, it's a beater BMW wagon. The damn immobilizer keeps rejecting the key at random until one day it just quits altogether.

e30?

e46

>ne Türkenschleuder kaufen
lel

so no turk, but a boring pensioner, got it

>poorfags be jelly

>keine türkenschleuder kaufen

was ist das für 1 life?

Booored
What should I do, other than ride my bike because I can't do that right now

>e46
>expensive
i've never laughed that hard in my life

Give me money.

there's no excuse to not ride

No need to pin it, if you just keep it rolling on as you accelerate from stop. At one point you'll accelerate your front wheel into air. Done this accidentally with 600cc thumper.

>cherrypicking the cheapest shitbox
>sub 150hp
poorfagsfirstbmw.jpg

>E30
HURR MUH QUERLY #DRYFTLYFE #HOONICROWN #GRENZGIRLY #LOUDER DEN UR MOM LAST NITE

okay

hat mich jetzt schon n bissl zum lachen gebracht uezs

E 36 > E46> E30