Why is this car so fucking good?

Why is this car so fucking good?

>five-hundred and seventy-seven factory horses
>AWD
>Carbon ceramic brakes
>wagon
>drag coefficient of .30
>semi-auto transmission for cruising or performance driving
>no stupid driver aids
>one of the best interiors in the biz
>gnarly exhaust

find a better wagon, I dare you.

Carbon ceramic brake meme

I mean it is 116k before tax but who the hell cares when you can go 0-60 in 3.6 seconds in a soccer mom transporter

I just like squeeky brakes tbhfam

This one comes with a real clutch pedal.

I'd prefer that power in something a little more useful like an SUV.

>Higher drag coefficient than a Miata with $20 worth of plywood and plastic
Is Mercedes even trying?

Ja American! We hav ze thing for yu

u see, u can easily evade ze gunfire from zose silly assault gewehr in ze G wagen!

>awd, automatic, ceramic brakes on anything other than a race car
>good
Pick one.

Looks like a tractor tbqh.

Well, considering it was designed to be a military vehicle and still is...

are you fucking retarded? amg wagons are sick but nothing compared to the RS6 or even the RS2

They're literally the same cars.

wtf are you on about? Ceramic pads are quiet and about the only thing keeping most shitty drivers in econoboxes from replacing hub bearings annually. ))))

Eh, no thanks. I don't want a self powered ox cart.

>find a better wagon, I dare you.
nobody makes wagons anymore, so that's a pretty tall ask but...

>fraction of the price
>400kw 6.2L V8
>spare parts everywhere and huge aftermarket
>Hans wont rape your arsehole with every oil change

These are only ever driven by bogans who got a compo payout
I've yet to see one without a disabled parking permit and bazza behind the wheel

Except Holdens are fucking ugly.

brand new hsv's are usually driven by business owners tied to mining in my experience. Such as people who own and rent out rock crushers or electrical parts distributors who deal solely with mining spec parts.

nothing to do with bogans, everything to do with inflated economies. Still i'd take bogans over your average Hans Fingerfucker any day of the week.

ill concede that Holdens can be tacky, but i hope you're not using that fact to defend Mercedes.

>he pictures 2 concept cars and 2 low end shitboxes
>mfw

>Awd
>Carbon ceramic
>Autotragic

>Implying any of those are good
It's a great car, but there's no point in getting the awd one.

>no stupid driver aids
suuuure
you can't even switch off traction control properly

>looks like a shit
>it's australian
you must be really dumb to compare Mercedes with a Holden. Your cars are only comparable with the american ones.

>not in production anymore
>less purchases than production

Your 36.99 duralast max ceramic pads from vatozone on your ventilated centric rotor is a far cry from a carbon ceramic brake setup.

what the fuck even is aussie linguistics

What are you trying to highlight in those pictures?