Mother walking her child mid-day near my car

>driving car down my street
>5pm or so, lots it people on the street so I'm going slow, T tops down
>pass an old man and a little kid on a bike on the sidewalk
>hear the grandpa tell his kid "that's called a Fiiiiiiiiiiire Biiiiiiiiiiiird, like 30 years ago that would've been a really cool car but not anymore
> sadfrog.jpeg

Yeah man cuz its all scratched up and shit. Clean it up and get some new rims and Grandpa might think its cool again. Prolly not though.

I usually have boomers compliment me on it and my other 79 camaro. Some old guy in the Marines offered me 6 grand for it but I couldn't sell it at the time because I only had one car and commuted 80 miles a day and couldnt take a day off Should've fucking sold it

>delivering pizza
>kids playing in the streets
>they ask me what kind of car it is and say its cool

It was a good day

>be me in Paris
>drinking at various bars on Oberkampf
>waiting for crosswalk to give the walk signal
>signals walk
>drunk, so I don't look, just walk
>500 Abarth comes from the right
>guy does handbrake turn, comes within inches of me
>braps off
>I'm standing in the middle of the crosswalk, swaying, contemplating what just happened
>remember to walk

>be at car meet
>parked with the other BMWs
>most of them are M3s of various generations
>mine is a 328i, but very clean
>little kid that doesn't know anything spends more time looking at my car than the Ms
>kek internally, but don't want to make him feel bad

This made me hard.

>pull up to stop sign
>arrive when other side does
>nobody will go
>continue sitting for a few seconds
>start to go
>they go
>they stop right when I stop
>they go right when I go
>flip them the fuck off and slam the gas

Lol. I wish you would have done it to me. I drive a 04 mini cooper with 113k and have had the front bumper replaced four times because of assholes cutting me off. If someone rages and whips to cut me off, I just speed up a little while they try to merge. I always call the cops.
>They are ALWAYS on a cell phone.
>They are always speeding.
>They never looked for the small car before merging.
Biggest ticket I got a guy with was $2500 + insurance cost to fix my front end. Distracted driving, Failure to merge, Leaving the scene of an accident and Littering.

The guy wanted to tailgate so I slowed down. He whipped around and I sped up so he would take out my front bumper/quarter panel. His rear QP popped his tire and his bumper got ripped off. A cop watched him try to speed away with a flat.
I played the calm collected military guy (I was still in uniform going home from work).
Cop ate that shit up and the other driver started raging.
Since he was being a dick, the cop ended up giving him a littering ticket for leaving his bumper on the highway.

I slow for tailgaters.

If 5 mph over the speed limit on a two lane road isn't enough for you, I'll allocate enough stopping distance for the two of us.

>Going 55 on a 35 two lane street
>some fag in his BMW starts tailgating me
>put it on neutral and just coast as the car slows down
>BMW goes around and nearly hits an f250 on the second lane
>mounts the sidewalk and his bumper hits the wall
>pull over, look at the Chad check out the damage and pull away

INCINERATE THE CHILD

kekd

>walking to school, I park in residential area
>part of residential area has no sidewalk so you have to walk on the street, I accidentally bump into a miata
>it rolls forward
>look inside
>lmao this dumbass parked it in neutral with no e-brake
>roll the car forward so it's in the red (he was parked at the end of the block)
>return from lecture, find ticket on his wipers
could not resist

Totally not made up, definitely true story.

>Since he was being a dick, the cop ended up giving him a littering ticket for leaving his bumper on the highway.

top kek

Fucking savage

>be me
>some guy does this to me in his old Ford pickup
>I guess he thought since he had a big metal truck I'd be afraid
>pull up right behind him
>lock shitbox's hood onto his bumper
>give him a little nudge
>light turns green
>he goes to turn
>give him a little nudge
>he almosts loses it, tears off
fucked with the wrong guy.

LOL

>airhorn off of an lt8000 semi on my truck.
>mounted inside driver side fender well.
>I hate jaywalkers, I always hit the horn right as I pass them when they're standing in the middle of the road

>Live in US
>Have a converted honda thats now automatic
>D4, D3, and then 2nd, 1st, and reverse
>When people tailgate me
>I just downshift
>No brake lights
>But now my car is approaching them very rapidly
>They brake hard
>Got 2 people rearended on the highway in seperate instances where they brake too fast and THEIR tailgater hits them

Some girl died in the last one, two SUVS

>traffic light in the middle of overpass just after turning in from the freeway that keeps people from hitting cars coming in from the opposite side's exit ramp
>always one person that doesn't notice it's red when turning onto the overpass from the exit
>always has the nerve to lay on the horn at the person they almost t-bone when running the red light like a moron
>always speeds off in shame afterward

Good ol' Las Vegas, home of the taxi drivers who cut off emergency vehicles driving lights and sirens mid-intersection.

>Double lane road
>Right lane ends
>In left lane
>Car in front of me
>Construction van solid 100 ft behind due to slow acceleration from the light we just came from
>Cars in front all merging properly
>Dumbass BMW speeds up trying to cut me off
>speed up to match, practically tailgaiting guy in front of me but he sees it and is cool with it
>She continues, despite room enough for 4 of her cars behind me
>Don't let her in. She almost drives off the road before finally slowing to merge behind me
>She starts tailgating me
>Brake check
>She backs off for a second or two and is at it again right after
>Slam brakes
>Dumb bitch finally gets the hint
>She stays close but enough space to stop in time
>Car in front of me is going perfectly on the speed limit
>Was doing a solid 5 over before, is obviously helping me piss her off
>Fellow Toyota
>Fuckyeahman
>Continue on for several miles
>Finally we come to a raod clear enough with a passing area that she speeds up around us
>This is a 60 mph little farm road in Iowa
>No curb or anything
>She must be doing 90, she double passes not only me but the car in front of me, tries to pass a third car in front of us but pussies out when an oncoming car comes along
>The third car which is in front of her now sees she is going to pass him when the oncoming vehicle leaves and he matches her speed perfectly until she gets back in lane

Never before have I wanted a cop to be there more than I did then. If only he had seen her try to pass three cars like that. Im not good at stories and it is hard to explain how crazy what she did was on such a tiny little road at those speeds. Not to mention illegal. I would have braked to a full stop and let her rear end me if my girl wasn't in the car with me. Women driving BMW's have got to be the literal worst drivers on the road.

flashing your high beams is illegal. IDK WHY - thx obama

my fetish is cumming inside peoples cars without them noticing

>Because he's retarded
>he's

But not you for tailgating?

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I'm wondering.. how much must one weigh in order to accidently bump a car so it moves?

If my 135 lb ass can lean against a truck sitting in neutral with no parking brake and move it in grass I'm sure as shit a child could sneeze and move a Miata in neutral with no parking brake on cement.

>be American
>flash high beams at a police officer
>get shot

Nigga, heavy objects on wheel are easy as fuck to get moving. Only hsrd part is getting it to move. As soon as it starts rolling its easy as cake.
At 14 i remember my scrawny ass pushing a fucking 6ton construction truck. Getting rolling was hard, but after it was already moving it was easy peezy