Dota 2 General /d2g/

there's the half-australian kpii, who else?

is there another chinese "australian" in the scene? I know a real australian couldn't be a dota pro at all

PINOYS ARE FUCKING SHIT
AUSTRALIAN ARE FUCKIG SHIT
AMERICANS CANT EVEN PLAY
EU IS OKAY BUT NOT SO GOOD
RUSSIA IS FUCKING CANCER
PINOYS ARE FUCKING SHIT

I JUST MIGGRATED TO PERFECT WORLD CHINA DOTA AND ALL MY MATCHES ARE 10/10
EVEN MATCHES WE LOST ARE FUN TO PLAY BECAUSE EVERYONE TRIED THEIR BEAST
NO ONE FEED
EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING

WHY ARE CHINKS SO BASED
MAN I LOVE PLAYING WITH THEM
EVERYONE ELSE CAN JUST GO EAT A NIGGERCOCK

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM BORN AS DIRTY WHITE FATMAN
I WISH I WAS BORN CHINK THEN I CAN WIN TI7
KANINABUAY CIBAI BOBO PUTANG INA MO CYKA BYLAT TAMADE SOHAI FUCK UP CUNT

>Support PA
uhh

wghat

how does this work

does drow ranger have black woman/sambo features or maybe look like Angelina jolie? or are my eyes just foolin me?

sup godz

that's not natural

kpii, velo, ana, qo

It's like support [carry] in that you don't actually support

Ok..

why do so many chinks get the australian double nationality?

is there some benefit to it?

because 10% of australians are asian

>tfw no T-rex mode gf

that would make sense for asians living in australia (kpii?), but as far as I can tell people like QO or velo have been living in korea.

Naga vs GoodNaga

What did the hooks mean by this?

>Alchemist
>goodNaga
What the fuck is wrong with you this build of Radi OC shit is the worst shit IO'ves eeen pros do to Alchemist

goodnaga can swallow

>shitskin paki Lelouch stalks white people

Good job my son allahu akbar

You are getting one piece of paper this week for your poo on the loo.

Because even chinks dont want to live in chink land.

it's because they probably spend half their time in each country, but chose to stay in the asian countries because they're FAR more suitable for becoming a professional gamer. there's a reason there's no white australians in the international scene

Are pakis the most subhuman people on the planet? Poo in loo indians and they're muslim on top of that

Its the ONLY build I see in him

They get citizenship in another country to dodge the mandatory military service in Korea.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>there are men who are attracted to this thing who unironically believe they are straight.

Lots of rich Chink families move to Australia because it's a first world anglosphere country that is literally right next door to Asia. Australian schools and Universities represent a good opportunity for your kids to learn English and get exposed to Western culture.

Australian Universities are probably 60-70% Chinese nationals.

Which dota girl is still a virgin?

Insecure fat tumblerite detected

did I hurt your feelings?

lc

>pick Void and have no synergy with chrono

WP MVP.

Spectre

I keep seeing this offlane PA meme for some reason

Worst patch ever zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yeah.

Shitskin pakis are the worst.

Does Mercurial have a vagina?

Can I get a jebaited.

This draft from mvp is one of the worst I've seen in a long time

Almost as bad as the C9 PLD tinker

pugna

Jebaited

GoodNaga winning against naga, its kinda like pottery
>b-but memestorm alch build ;(((
FUCK OFF REDDIT.

This is unironically first time I see badnaga win

does she even have a physical body?
I always imagine her as some kind of hologramish entity since

>autumn
>summer setting

why are chinks so bad at making good LANs? my ocd is offcharts

btw how thick do you think this cutie's donger is?

>cutie

jesus christ I hate yellow fever shitters

I guess

if she was an hologram you would need unreal eyes to see her because holograms are not real

>Axe with "Low Priority" in his name doesn't see me land the first hook
>watches me miss the next two hooks
>starts talking trash, 'we need more hooks =/', it's 7 minutes in
>he's 0/4
>proceed to land hook after hook
>on carries, on supports, you name it
>meanwhile Axe can't figure out how to buy blink dagger and feeds even more
>hook the enemy OD, kill, take tier 2, hook OD again
>as we take tier 2 I type "don't bother apologising I already have you muted"
>report him for communication abuse
>it's 9:49PM and you're reading user Blog please remember to toss out some (You)'s tonight happy lurking

PLAYER INTROS YOUTUBE VIDEO WHEN?
wanna see the eg intro because memes
not watching bts.

>>summer setting
which weather cosmetic were they using

She's a 3D shadow

what are these brits talking about? I only understand pizza pizza pizza

Remember when Sheever got pissed when somebody posted a vid of her dancing with Bulba?

as we take rax* fuck

>pm

u china man?

remember when Nahaz groped Sheever?
shit I'm gonna get banned for this right?

Wait, does Morphling have a penis?

If he's a shitter why would you feel the need to prove anything to him

Remember when Sheever started eating covering her mouth with a hand at all times on stream because he found out about his d2g stalker and was embarrassed?

Remember when Sheever went to the bathroom and left the mic on and you could hear her pissing like a race horse?

He has anything

In case the arcana is coming soon, what's the best counter to Juggernaut ?

post pls.

What was embarrassing about her mouth?

Her stream went to shit when she started playing with odpixel all the time anyway

Wait, does Morphling have a vagina?

ausfag
it was just satisfying

>Thus freed from its icy stasis, the Morphling was born into conflict, an elemental power at one with the tides of the ocean, capricious and unconstrained. He entered the fight, instinctively taking the form of the first general who dared set foot across the water, and then struck him dead. As the motley warriors clashed, he shifted from form to form throughout the battle, instantly absorbing the ways of these strange creatures--now a footsoldier, now an archer, now the cavalryman--until, by the time the last soldier fell, Morphling had played every part. The battle's end was his beginning.

morph making a dick is child's play

I need this

>Either I play support and hope my teammates take objectives (which they never do)
>or play carry and I have a """""support"""""" who steals last hits and never buys wards

wtf should I do then?

She always plays the same 5 heroes anyway, it was never that exciting to begin with.

Go solo mid you cuck

VAYNE?

uhhh dotards?

>solo mid
>solo
>"""solo"""

implying that will ever happen lmao

Jesus christ OD Pixel is so fucking unfunny. I miss James

She's a big gal

Why do I have to get a new fetish everytime I come on /d2g/?

them stack shitters who has that retarded friend who plays like shit and then defends him like he's played pristine are the worst.

>this guy is so unfunny
>I miss the most unfunny guy ever
kay

But he's an ass user.

fuck this shit, I'll just go spam jungle LC to piss off some redditors

this is now a purgegamers thread

Sheever heavy pissing noises please

>Sven vs BadSven game

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

puppey wife

Jerax confirmed that jungle Bloodseeker is the most fresh redit antijunglememe

It's actually not that bad, you can hit 6 and gank by 5 minutes

I just came back after a few weeks and wtf did they do to the number of reports?

last time i posted it i got banned so you'll have to wait until later when the mods are asleep

Who's the best female Dota 2 player?

Helena