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is there a way to redownload vanilla native

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>no answer
Kek.

Imagine being CaptainLust in TaleWorlds studio and having to be all like "damn, Armagan, your spear upswing is fuckin' fine, so practical with your cool animation and horrific misuse of a spear. I would totally use a spear like this, both in game and the real me." when all he really wants to do is throw some upstabs in a siege over his allies' shoulders. Like seriously imagine having to be Frank and not only sit in that chair while Armagan flaunts his disgusting upswing in front of you, the favorable competitive esports vibe barely concealing the silly animation and low swing damage, and just sit there, stab after stab, hour after hour, while he perfected that animation. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking impractical swing but his haughty attitude as everyone on the forums tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BANNERLORD LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch your units swing their spears in a ridiculous manner you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been playing nothing but a healthy diet of /mbg/ upstab submods your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on Armagan's forehead as he struggles to answer interview questions in actual English, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "realistic (for that is what he calls upswing)" spear usage, the practicality he worked so hard for with motion captured HEMA "experts" in the previous months. And then the mocap director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room with upstabs before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Frank. You're not going to lose your future PR career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

BONG GAY HE BANE (4u)

One thing I was wondering is if there have been any mods that have added more attributes or skills, or are those hardcoded limitations?

>you will neber habe a bure suomi raichu

y ebin libe? fugg :DDd xdd DDD:

howde

I want to make a Hard Fantasy setting for Veeky Forums purposes. While I doubt I'll ever get around to it, I might as well design it in such a way that it would lend itself well to a M&B mod. Would also help me structure my ideas since I'd have to make up different lesser lords and vassals for each realm, so I could use them and their fiefs to slowly fill in the map.

Hopefully Bannerlord has good mechanics for naval warfare as the geography would be scattered around many islands.

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In Carribean! and Viking Conquest you have sea-faring skills added.

hey me too, +1 mate thanks

Bount & BLAIDE sad pepe haha

>Hard Fantasy
I like the way you think mn8. Low and High fantasy is overrated. We need rock hard fantasy.

>Hopefully Bannerlord has good mechanics for naval warfare
the map is still all land with no significant bodies of water so it will probably be unsupported natively again

what are some good western mods

1960s old america sucks

1866 is classic only

>1866 is classic only
not like you have any other choice

>1960s old america sucks
heh

any good viking conquest mods?

Brytenwalda

yes
moddb.com/mods/viking-conquest-gangsta-beastmode

kek

god bless whoever makes these

not viking conquest
1000% swag

Upstab's.

What if Bannerlord is only mostly perfect?

stop describing your ugly gf

then we shall fight in the shade

bannerlord is never coming out

Bannerlord will be cancelled

w-what are they checking for?

Anti-turkish activities

I hope you don't use that browser for your banking.

h-haha I love Erdogan and Islam, Ataturk is not my sultan. praise Baba.

>windows 10 installs updates and automatically updates my intel drivers
>now my laptop won't wakeup from sleep mode
good shit

no really why does it do that

it's the only website I know that "checks your browser"

it searches your cookies for your most browsed exhentai tags and emails them to your mom

Anti DDOS attack procedure

thanks for the most plausible non-meme answer

probably checking for javascript compability or some shit, i dunno
my favorite mongolian caricature scrolls reader site also does that

>my mom browses sadpanda more than I do
I'm not worried.

>your most browsed tag is 'futa mom'

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It's adding you to Erdogan's botnet.

no mom you don't understand

I believe it's checking your browser to know it's not something like Tor.

i don't wanna admit this but i still don't know how to reliably access sadpanda

i know it requires some plugin, but i'm still kinda hesistant to get it because my mom and sisters frequently uses my pc, and installing a plugin that doesn't serve other purposes other than accessing a porn site looks conspicuous as fuck

>i know it requires some plugin
No, it doesn't.

how then? tried sitenable but it's always failing after like 8 pages

can confirm this

opened Tor and tried to access in, lo and behold, an extra super long captcha was required

I wonder what they mean by this, did people used to go on Tor to shitpost there or something? I know Veeky Forums doesn't like Tor for the same reason

someone should make a Star Wars mod for Bannerlord and steal all the assets from Battlefront

lmgtfy.com/?q=how to access sadpanda&l=1
I want you to go to sleep tonight with the knowledge that I despise you for being this bad with computers. Back in my day we've had to go to a fucking library if we wanted to look up something, today you can just type your question into a text box and get your fucking answer instantly.

mfw ancient shitposters had to carve out their message on walls while nobody was looking just for a laugh

>monks and their illuminated manuscripts were just a primitive form of Veeky Forums

>Back in my day we've had to go to a fucking library if we wanted to look up something
Nigger are you 50 years old?

they even had spurdo drragons

Show some respect, kid.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Complete with a wide array of reaction images.

You can literally be on the other side of the world using tor with the click of a button so yeah most forums dislike it

Shut up or I'll adopt you.

>I'll adopt you
Shut up, cuck.

guys why does swadia keep being the first kingdom to get wiped out in my diplomacy games

They are surrounded completely by potentially hostile kingdoms.

>captaincrust
>wanting upstab
you fucked your meme up

he's merely pretending to not want upstab

that's the smuggiest horse I've ever seen

Never seen this one before. Made me laugh. Kudos to the original poster.

What is the ideal group of soldiers you would lead in vanilla? Lets say, 100 men, plus whatever companions you prefer. How many of these 100 should be Huscarls, Swadian Knights, Rhodok Crossbowmen, Vaegir Archers etc?

if you mean ideal as in minmax then it's obvious, 50/50 huscarls/sharpshooters
if i wanted to do something different then i'd use the units of factions that are mediocre or crap

100% Rhodok crossbowmen. Not even kidding.

depends on what you're doing

if killing sea raiders, a whole army of recruits but have them hold back while you solo all of the sea raiders

if killing things on the overworld, 100% swadian knights

if siege attack, 100% nord huscarls

if siege defence, 100% rhodok crossbowmen

thats great and all but I am talking about a well rounded army that could at least do some of each. My main question was what the ratio of each unit be

30% huscarls
70% crossbowmen

it doesn't really matter because native's a joke

eh, it's challenging in its own right, I think we may just feel this way since we're so used to the game

normie casuals don't really get *into* this game for a reason, it's just too different

The only real problems native has are quality of life issues.

once you realize how native is balanced and how all the factions work then all the flaws come out

How do you get items added with morghs to show up in cheat menu?

yeah I agree with this

but that's the thing user, not all factions even work

Vaegirs are a joke slav Swadia with no shields and shitty knights

Khergits got nerfed to hell and are literally fingol meme tier

Sarranid are like the bastard child of Swadia and Nords, having both a balanced tree and thrown weapons into the mix, but only their mamlukes are somewhat decent -- the rest is a mess

Literally Swadia Knights, Nord Huscarls, and Rhodok Sharpshooters are the only option, even their other troop units can be outmatched

60% infantry, 40% archers
Cavalry isn't fun after 1,000 hours of play

>Western units are better than eastern units.

What's the problem?

I am using user's blood and gold mod but I can't tell how to change my polearms to do attack with the butt or the other cool stuff from that one webm

> not all factions even work
they do if the player is behind them, since no lord will ever get a full army of T4s/T5s
>Vaegirs are a joke slav Swadia with no shields and shitty knights
not really since vaegir marksmen are the best archers, vaegir guards can actually beat huscarls 1v1 because of their bardiches, and vaegir knights mainly use bardiche on horseback
>Khergits got nerfed to hell and are literally fingol meme tier
horse archers are pretty useless but lancers are still effective
>Sarranid are like the bastard child of Swadia and Nords, having both a balanced tree and thrown weapons into the mix, but only their mamlukes are somewhat decent -- the rest is a mess
they're more like the vaegirs, but mamluks are on par with knights, archers are decently armored but mediocre archers, and guards would be better if they always got thrown
>Literally Swadia Knights, Nord Huscarls, and Rhodok Sharpshooters are the only option
nope

Pretty much why Floris is fun. Decent unit composition for each faction with varying strengths.
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,232794.0.html

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It's true.

>People don't know about Roman shitposters.
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Huh.. That's one of those solutions that is so stupidly simple and obvious you never even think of it.. I was ready to hear an answer about module system or some other crap. Thanks user

>no lord will ever get a full army of T4s/T5s
I once fought Count Reichsin in the desert, together with hundreds of mixed Nord allied troops. He had a full army with 78 Sergeants and 31 Sharpshooters.
It was fucking terrifying and probably the only time I was completely unable to defeat an enemy lord in Native/Dickplomancy.

(That save had the RNG screw over Huscarls though, giving them pitiful STR that put them at 59 HP, vs. Rhodok Sergeants' 60 HP or 61 HP)

>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
>DON'T SHIT IN THE FUCKING WATER TOWER YOU FAGGOTS
Did people do this

DESIGNATED

maybe it'd be better to generally lower troop levels so lords level them faster
>That save had the RNG screw over Huscarls though
another major issue that not many modders tend to fix

>Did people do this
People back then weren't really that different than today.
And even today I've seen white westerners just squat and shit in broad daylight. On a fucking city street.
In the civilized west.
Fuck humanity.
Okay, only twice, but I don't get out that much.