/vn/ - Cosmic Cute Edition

These leftist copy pastas are getting old

only Isuzu can save this dying thread

First time self-inserter here. Just bought Pleae Bang My Wife. How many fingers would you recommend for maximum immersion?

>barely any hype for Please Bang My Wife

>posting scat, the character

user please

Dear Sam Gino,
I thought you were bullshitting when you uploaded this last year. I thought nothing of it.
I lived my life normally all through the year. I even moved out of my folks place after they bought me that new computer. I guess that moved merely delayed the inevitable. It’s funny how time can lull one into a false sense of security.
I’m sure you know how it all works but, this is for anyone else who might think it would be funny to bad mouth you.
It was 3 months ago, I had a craving for a pizza so I ordered one online to have it delivered to my place. I waited around 45 minuets for my cheesy treat, an average time for where I live. I was watching the Hut Hut Hut Futbol Hour™ on the TV when I got a knock at the door. I opened up the door and was pleased that it was the delivery man. He was looking down at his pizza sleeve and about to say what my total was when he got a look at my face.
He paused for a long time so I cut in to the silence “ H-how much will the ‘za be?”
All he said was “it’s on tha house.”
I was dumbfounded, my mom always said I was handsome but I didn’t think I was handsome enough to get butt-pirate delivery man to pay for my pizza’s. “Yum, yum big boi, cheesey delight, is everything correct?”
“Yes, it’s the best looking pizza I have ever seen.”
“Good.”
His warm smile melted into a scowl as he hurled my pizza onto the roof of my apartment. My happiness quickly turned to terror. He ran back to his car, all the while I screamed and raved about my pizza.
Ever since then there have been strange things happening to me. From waking up with a knife driven into my bed while I slept, to my refrigerator being emptied and filled up with jars of urine.
I don’t know what they are going to do next and I fear for my life. A large, burly man wearing a greasy wife beater comes and knocks on my door sometimes. I would move but my landlord shoots me the same look the pizza delivery man did that day.

>tfw having a girlfriend/wife is a requirement to get off on this
MG has the wrong impression of their audience.

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Release something already.

>that anime tier shading
>that bloom to hide the lack of detail