/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

Also what will Survivalist-tan look like?
A Frankenstein's monster of all perk girls? A blank slate just with the plain Survivalist perk icon slapped on her breasts?

Is this good enough?
Took 2 hours in paint.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=769870743
Seems to be the only in-depth and up-to-date guide for this game so far. Is it a good guide to follow or are there parts you disagree with?

This is a blue board, please don't post snuff pornography.

>Censored
Shit/10

Aha, I'll put her in something more fitting then.
Any pose or gun you want her with?

Virgin detected.

I'm looking forward to your support slut

me on the left

BRRRRRRT WHEN?

haha whenever says brrrrt I think of a fat fart from a girl haha

what do you think it'd smell like haha not that I want to sniff it or anything

>in-depth
Where is the depth? He only explained obvious things. It's a guide, but there is not depth it it. No explanations of how exactly you deal with this or that, no tricks, no anything that could be considered "depth".

>or are there parts you disagree with?
So much in fact that you're better off just asking me what about a specific topic so I can give you a proper answer.

ded game ded general ded life

they should just port its stats directly from kf1 and make it a tier 3

Re-posting my map, KF-Partyhard:
Subscribe on steam here: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=681703825

watch the insanely cool video here: youtube.com/watch?v=eUjIg1kYGpI

Too much focus on aesthetics
Not enough focus on fun and engaging layout

A map needs to play good before it looks good

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First for 'What's wrong with Ana'

are you kidding? it plays fine. It's been said by other players that it has the best layout in the game, and plenty of people have called it their favorite map. It's plent y of fun, and is one of the few maps that people don't camp in the same damn spot on.

i forgot she was even in the game

ayy lmao

dude weed lmao

How do I make Berserker feel useful?
How do I make Commando feel useful?
How do I make Support feel useful?
How do I make Medic feel useful?
How do I make Demo feel useful?
How do I make Firebug feel useful?
How do I make Gunslinger feel useful?
How do I make Sharpshooter feel useful?
How do I make SWAT feel useful?

What weapons and skills mesh well together the best?

she isnt sitting on my face

trying to make something that wouldn't look out of place in STALKER

Be more specific.

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don't play it

short bursts, headshots

line up enemies, aim for upper chest area, just shoot super good-like

shoot darts at people. get a medic AR.

shoot grenades real good like. slap scrakes in the head with your point-blank RPGs

lol

aim for heads real good-like

aim for heads real good-like

aim for heads real good-like, use flashbangs

What is the most optimal way of playing each class, one at a time, so that we can make a better in-depth explain-all guide. Surely a whole thread of people can make a better guide?

Oh, so that's what you're trying to do.
No. If I wanted to make a long, detailed description of how to play a perk and explain it to someone who doesn't even know what a video game is, I'd make a Steam guide on it so I can take credit for the time I spent writing it.

How unfriendly

t. the guy who wants someone to write hundreds of paragraphs so he can take credit for it

I just want to make something like pic related, but I'm no expert on the game. It's at least something better to do on this general other than the usual shitposting, waifuposting, and greentexting shitty pubs

If you want advice for what perk skills to pick, you ask in the thread.
If you want to get better at the game, for most perks all you need to do is learn to aim better and know when to bail.
The game isn't particularly complex.

>If you want advice for what perk skills to pick, you ask in the thread
That's what I'm trying to do. It's obvious some perks are much better than others (such as Demolitionist's Siren resistance), but others are less clear (Bring the Heat vs High Capacity for Firebug).

>It's been said by other players that it has the best layout in the game
>plenty of people have called it their favorite map
Applies to any half decent map in workshop.

He is kidding in a way that partyhard doesn't actually look good, it lacks details.

Instead of advertising it fucking everywhere including Veeky Forums, steam group about sdk that you own, probably reddit, and god knows where, focus on improving it first.

Are there plans for listen servers? I just want an easier way to play custom maps with friends. Even anything like the first game where we can customize the waves?

Tripwire gave you server takeover and hopes you're satisfied with that.

You should make a Wz Beryl. Polish AKM clone that fires 5.56. Poland still uses it so it would fit quite well lore-wise

KF-Cubed is a million times better anyways.

They intentionally made him inferior, as a joke.

Bump for WWAUT.

Fuck that where is the fucking numbers patch

I wonder what the current W/L ratio for Hans is right now across all difficulties.

Is that sounds guy back?
The 9mm and LAR sounds are still louder than fuck

>Mace and Shield gets released
>katana tier damage
>One (1) knockdown per million years with Shield Bash
>10 damage on a successful block/parry
>Evicerator tier block/parry values
>taunt draws the attention of all sub SC zeds

NO
I WANT FUN
>friend taunts with shield
>i cover him with demo explosions
>rince repeat

GIVE ME FUN GODAMNIT

>11 weight
>slow swing speed
>numerous glitches that cause the shield to stop working

Reminder

TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR

SKELETON WARS IN 30 DAYS

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAA

WERE YOU EXPECTING HALLOWEEN ZEDS?
NOPE FUCK YOU

Why would I expect holiday zeds during EA?

take bring the heat, the extra mag ammo isnt really that good if you keep up your reloads

Dubs or first reply with a spooky story decides which lewd class to draw next.

The result will not be instantaneous but I hope you'll enjoy it nonetheless.

>WERE YOU EXPECTING HALLOWEEN ZEDS?

no not really

demo

explosions and all that

Here's a spooky story

It's 6 months from 2yrs in EA when it was originally 6 months to end goal.

did you make this?

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here's a spooky story for ya

killing floor 1 will die eventually

also demo, obviously

perhaps

fug, I'm spooped

the mysteryes thickens!

Heres a spooky story

This game will have csgo skins in the marketplace before the game is even released. Maps will be clusterfucked and small with only 2 traders 5 feet away from eachother. Some classes will be patched for fun and do damage while classes like firebug will be nerfed to uselessness without any reason. Commando will have an exact copy of itself made without anything unique about it nor will it do damage.

OH WAIT ITS ALREADY HAPPENED
AAAHHH SPOOOKKYYYY

Only 30% of people that have played KF2 have beat paris on normal.

Commando

Why does my team always suck? I literally have to do EVERYTHING

YES

I have a spooky story of a company that couldn't finish an early access without scrounging for money on the side.

Zerker

>Birthday is in October

Yes I agree.

>We might even make some mistakes
>Some

>game isnt finished
>its still okay to make people pay more money for the game

can steam have some quality control

fix the bugs TWI

youre playing on hard tho

/kfg/ is handsome! Handsome!

First patty, now hans is a hulking musclemonster
It wont be long until clots are scrake tier swole and scrakes themselves just transcend to being cartoon tier in proportions

am i the only one who hates hans, his fight just blows huge scrake dong

>play as Ana
>clot grabs my ass

>ana

FIX THEM

Best character in the game

ana isnt the reverend though?

if someone could please draw tom banner wielding the new mace and shield, that would be great

thanks

Fuck of headmeme

roxy PLEASE black me!

Cysts should be more durable with headshots to make up for them being slow and retarded. The weight of their head would be what causes them to stumble over because their bodies are skinny and frail.

Those zeds look like they were fixed quite well my friend. I don't think they are edible, however.

steamcommunity.com/app/232090/discussions/3/350543389014211429/?tscn=1475264794

reposting this feature request just for opinions

it's hard to see from a single image, but it was just flopping around in mid air, stuck that way

Almost everyone hates Hans.

Why does my team always suck? I literally have to do EVERYTHING