The Sims General /tsg/

Aww, talk about a missed opportunity

Kek.
That gets you a piece of candy.

I have a spray bottle and I'm not afraid to use it

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Uh I said HAPPY thoughts and lewd thoughts. Geez guys.. This is a christian imageboard, Im going to have to ask you to simmer down.

*Not lewd thoughts.
Its passed my bed time. I'm also dumber then a bag of dead squirrels. So yeah.

a bag of dead squirrels dont make spelling mistakes

You're totally right. But you see the reason Im so tired, is because I spent all day with your mom.. So, yeah. burn.

my mothers dead you piece of shit

>tfw you make a brand-new Sim and he dies half and hour later

Hey I have his sister.

Anyone have the latest version of wicked woohoo?

To be fair he is meant to be a sewer mutant.

You act like that matters to her.

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The dead can't say no

And now we're headed into necrophiliac land.

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Hey! Its not Necrophilia if you put a pillow over their face.

>Implying you need a head to perform necrophilia
Enjoy getting it up the ass from a headless zombie.

zzzz...

What is Stev upset about?

I'll be getting head from a headless zombie.

Aaaand I can't save Sims anymore. They're constantly stuck in a loading loop. Whoops. Time to go through my insane amount of mods and figure out which it is.

Olive Specter already did it

Where is that hair from?

>She took sleeping pills to avoid talking to company again. I swear if she wasn't my wife, it would be sharpie-face-art time.

Probably some sort of weeb shit on TV.

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Necrophilia it seems.

I can't post anymore since the rest are not allowed on a christian imageboard.

Why is there no spooning like sims 3? :(

please share

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Sorry, took me forever to find it.

mediafire.com/file/rmrq71wshe4ll11/MaleConvenientHair by Kiara24.7z

and I forgot the link too. Jesus it's time for sleep..

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kawaiiiii

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my heart

creating /d/ level porn

balls

why

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Lydianon is going to want to know what the fuck is going on here.

what the fugg

Why, whatever do you mean user?

I fapped to this.

Lydianon liked the snow in TS3, super comfy stuff. If you could share this mod.. I would love to make a snowy little log cabin.

simcookie.com/les-sims-4-first-snow-est-disponible/

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How does this keep happening? Risky woohoo was at 2%.
Huh... well congrats Stev, you gon' be a baby daddy

>Finally prove a point I've been saying for some time
>tfw somehow more attracted to ftm Lydia than I am the regular one

Help me

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>first trimester

I don't get the sizes either, it's weird why there's always that much growth during the first trimester

The point I was trying to prove was that Lydia would make a really convincing tranny, to which I guess I proved myself right

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Goodnight

Do you just not understand English?

okay now goodnight

Liiiive! Liiiiive!

What do you mean stabbing things doesn't revive them?

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So is anyone here excited for City Living? Cant wait to make a comfy cramped apartment.

Meh, City Living looks okay. I don't see anything that will make it a major game changer.

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Fuck off LGR.

She gonna get huge

>ywn have someone in the thread chronicle the banging of one of your uploaded sims

I'm not sure I like the map I chose for my city anymore

You seriously don't remember that one user who made a baby with Craig?

I know it might say it in the .rar but I want to be sure.

I got TS4 in early 2015 and haven't updated it since (Buzer, TPB I think). Will I be able to just download the .rar and install it through the options?

I have slow ass internet so I'm asking before I waste my time.

I'm not sure I follow. You're trying to update a pirated copy?

yea, I'm wondering if it'll work properly because it hasn't been updated before and I don't think it's the same from the links in this thread.

Do you have get to work and get together?

If you have them, get this. Includes all game packs/stuff packs and latest pirate update.

games4theworld.bestgoo.com/t18086-the-sims-4-ultimate-fix

If you don't have the expansions, just go grab them from tpb or extratorrent and then get the ultimate fix.

I don't have get together. Do I need it for the ultimate fix (which is what I'm downloading) to even work?

Yeah, you need it.
It says so on the page.
Just go get it, you'll want it anyway.
It adds a shitload of fun stuff.

lmao

She just has magic ovaries.

yes

It's a safe gift for anyone.

It's really fun.

Wait, that happened?

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Anorexic trait and body when?

He can't die, he's protected by all those Keemstars

Yeah, I've been trying to find a mod that lets my sims purge.

No luck yet.

Just shoot him with the death ray.

Are you all just playing sims for the sexy mods?
Also, never played it before, should I get sims 3 or 4?

>people scream about it being impossible to add new animations to the game
>Wickedwoohoo comes out and it's suddenly possible

Did everyone collectively forget the fucking twerk mod that was put out on fucking release of the game?

I thought it was just a pain in the ass, not impossible