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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERY DAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs (embed)
Watch this EVERY DAY: youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU (embed)

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

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kill yourself

NAVI :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>says the retard that got proven wrong but still tries to make himself not seem like a cretin

Keep trying, you're still a braindead silver retard.

ebin

i really hope the slavs can out-hack the monkeys

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i actually laughed

why are you so mad senpai
mg2 is a decent rank after all

who /coins/ here?

>tfw probably will never unbox a knife
oh well

If I join Liquid and make Hiko win a major, will he let me fuck his sister?

If you keep being such a retarded nigger you'll never get out of mg2.

she only eats the clam m8 sorry

Why does ADR matter?

>its another cheaters vs cheaters episode
wake me up when its over

>navi

>i can only imagen licking her feet and pussy fuck

ill just masturbate for the third time of today

I don't really play CS but jesus christ how are these players getting away with so obvious cheating?

redditor cucked us

How do you get away with such retarded English?

How do you know they are cheating if you don't play the game?

literally who fcuking care

It exposes fraud baiters.

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Zeus would have never failed that kill. I told you user, I fucking told you.

>mexican cold hitting noscopes

Well, zeus is a one hit kill from any direction.

>S1mple wearing a Rolex

damn

Why is seized wearing fnx's hat

Nice one carlos.

It's probably a fake

>adult male
>thinks pros cheat
user

OH BOY A TECHNICAL PAUSE

HEEEEEEH

WHAT COULD HAPPEN NOW I WONDER

COULD IT BE ASSGAY GAMING COMING BACK AND STOMPING

SURELY NOT LOL HAHA HIHI HEHE XAXA

>flamie's posture

LMAO

He's been cucked

because a large percentage of viewers/players are really naive and those in-the-know ignore it to protect their jobs

wow, pefect read after the pause. they happened to stack towards a :)))))

Is TACO bald?

He's a hardcore skinhead, but it's too cold at the venue.

He wears that beanie 90% of the time. He probably sleeps in it

Navi go A 80% of the time f.am

That's not a beanie you idiot. It's a snapback.

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anyone else cant play second halves at all

>Hiko the only fat one in his immediate family
Genes suck ass.

Wow where did you find this picture of me?

How much? :)

How close will this have to get before SK starts making it blatant?

hahaha nah dude fnx wears a snapback, TACO wears a beanie like a fucking faggot

You replied to a post about flamie you mongoloid.

>hiko is fat because of genetics

what?

I'm guessing this is a "how much are they paying you" type of question but I don't understand who is supposed to be paying me to shit on a bunch of monkeys.

>fat propaganda

nice scan seized

yeah, it's like my brain completely shuts down in second half most of the time

how do we overcome this user

It this an SK toggles in the second half episode?

aderall, you obv have adhd

>seized wallscanning
>clip it and post it to reddit
>mods delete it 2 minutes later


ayy lay mah ohhhh

my nigga they already started lmfao

Anyone got a really low spec config?

hello reddo

I'm 100% sure NaVi started hacking too now. Now I understand why Zeus left.

hey reddo

hah u posted it thrice xd

Hah you're a stupid redditor ecks dee.

it's banned here

GOD p1mple

i'm not him wanna see my cookies?

BASED SIMPLE NAs PRODIGAL SON

I wanna see you in a coffin.

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haha same dude

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flamie just doubled his frag count lmao

Why are retards allowed in csgog?

did our guy coldzera lose some weight?

how do you get out of the friend zone?

Is Zeus hurt again?

hu

it's a free country dude

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ummm no it isn't?? havent u heard of laws

vodka

either you end up in her bed or tell her to fuck off forever

why are u guys watchin hackers on lan lmao just go outside or sumthin haha

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>s1mple

wew lad

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK S1MPLE

S1MPLE

OUR

GUY

Eat a dick assgay gaming redditor cheating shitskin monkey loser retards.

he just made that look....simple

Apologize.

thank you slavs

>t. 1/4th slav

SK doesnt cheat lol stay mad dude

all you pricks acting like it's not the rolex on s1mple wrist that made him better lmao

monkeys BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

hello rebbit

based slavs

lol haha eat a dick hehe hihi xoxo loser :))