Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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>Patch 3.4 Trailer
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>Patch 3.4 notes
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>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
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Anyone want to help tend to my girlcock?

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Not this time, boxshitter

yes, name?

What were the lyrics to Exponential Entropy, again?

Reminder.

Xth for brown

whats the hottest new ebin drama?

Forward and back,
And then forward and back,
And then go forward and back,
Ever one foot forward!

Transcendental!

not dropping it but I can meet you somewhere. What do you play as?

cat whm

Yare yare da'..

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>tfw I win again

gender?

Nice new IP

Reminder that Eorzea would be better if knife-ears didn't exist in it.

Also, don't forget to let your retainers go on ventures.

Dude you are literally the most annoying thing ever. Go erp with your other clone that you pay two subs for you pathetic sac of piss

More like I should stop forgetting to buy more ventures

it went decent tonight, probably will kill a11s monday, hopefully or ill be on suicide watch

Looking for tight, young, teen lalafell on the World of Ur to let me grind my dick into. Any takers? Who wants to take a full clip from my spum gun?

>you are literally the most annoying thing ever
Spoken like someone that doesn't browse this thread. Or is actually one of "those" fags.

Good luck. We're hoping to get it down this evening. At the very least we'd like to clear before reset

female

would /xivg/ pet a Lalafell?

fuck off with these terag quality posts

>get in FC house
>SO - NIC
>BOOM

Also the fuck with all the short hairstyles lately? Can't wear hats at all cause they all look the same shit with a hat on.

Define the amount of force required to be a pet.

i must not cum, im on my 3rd day
but how do i stop feeling like this
omg
my friend
my love
my LOVE
my everything
where are you

Groups who read guides/watch videos the first week disgust me

A to the L to the E-X-ANDER
Goblins gonna rise o'er Uplander
A to the L to the E-X-ANDER
Goblins gonna rise o'er Uplander

Just go crank one out you sad excuse for a person.

stop projecting

>that forehead tatoo
>that menstrual blood smeared on cheeks
>that hair clipping all over

I would pet you with a baseball bat.

xth for i'm a handsome man

Well, when other races pet lalafell, it's cute, but when they start petting each other, it's kinda weird.

go to sleep you fucking nerd JESUS CHRIST

thinkin about resubbing bc i had a really moody dream that aesthetically looked exactly like this game. Good idea or bad idea.

so what do i do now

is it lalaposting hour

potd is my life now

Please don't use that facepaint, I don't want to be mean but it's not very good

I understand your sentiment, but I'd be a dummy not to use the resources at least available. Trying to get a clear as soon as possible for Mateus, then I'll have fun and start raiding on alts maybe too.

I don't know, I'm just happy I am capable of solo healing many parts as noc ast

post songs about how you feel rn

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Easier to get in groups, Monk or Summoner GO!

What was the combined healer DPS on A10S?

elzn

potato WHMs?

tfw no lala gf

heres how i feel
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ill send you a message one of these days pepsi

Elzn

pst

de la elz

Looking for a feisty, young c@@@ncer c@t to give me some tasty, yummy cummies from their monstrous, meaty pillar of a cock. Can you point me in the right direction?

Hope you're feeling better

I think I'm

I think I'm done

I actually made a couple friends today!

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Do it again next week.

YEAH THE SUUUUN WILL BE SHIIINNIN'

AND MY CHILDREN WILL BURN

I don't know how I'm feeling other than annoyed at this Conjuror cat who's anti BLM. He needs to suck a Fire IV.

Have a Jack White. youtube.com/watch?v=qI-95cTMeLM

Reminder to make sure your squadron feels appreciated. They work hard to make you proud.

Fuck off to your weebshit.

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Feeling great.

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the ride doesn't end

It wasn't too good, our WHM isn't use to dpsing and had only about 520-550 ACC so they missed often and did about 440, there were some deaths too fflogs.com/reports/LRxnWrwaAQ7k8hYK#type=damage-done

whats the best way to find them blind? i really want that title

Check always ontop of traps, even if it makes you look like an idiot. Don't bother with the starting room, they don't spawn there. Check the centers of rooms and on the corners of the rooms wiht a sort of + sign formation.

I'm usually too lazy to bother but people will praise you as a savant if you manage to find them blind.

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elf

You rang?

>tfw you just want to give it all up and become a lap warmer
fuck...

KYOOT

Probably to just do floor 1-10 alone and repeat it. Mobs are squishy and not a threat, so you can pretty freely stand around trying to pop them. Best luck.

Best way to get GC seals?
The best way, not how to get seals.

just stand in the middle of each room? or where do i stand?

This is the qualm I have with Noc AST. SCH ends up DPSing a lot because it just has less potential for missing than WHM does on top of Aetherflow+Energy Drain if it doesn't miss. Every single thing WHM has can miss, so the miss rate is usually much worse in Savage. Honestly I just wanted to be able to compare it to our standard WHM/SCH set up. Our WHM solo healed with their damage coming from short periods of DoTs, Fluid Aura, Assize and Stone III spam. SCH was around 900 consistently.

Your WHM will definitely do more with more accuracy. I'm just really curious to see how WHM/AST works out for damage

How'd I fuck that up?
That starting room always has a flag.
Also play a caster class and you'll find a lot out of blind luck.

has good advice too.

>He doesn't play the game with superior
>Combat
>Story
>Customization
>Lisa
>Graphics
>Gameplay
>Gamefeel
>Gamesphere
>Level design
>Lewd mods
>Mascots

Face it, this game's on it's last legs and I'm just giving you the cold hard facts right now. Why even play a game that is clearly inferior in every way? Name one thing FF has that this game doesn't oh wait you can't haha come on dude lamo

>tfw you find porn of Ika's lalafell

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Is it neck hour?

farming fates is the best steady income. hacking your rolls in dungeons so you always win the drops from the lv60 ones is also an option.

>that's one of Laika's "lap-warmers"

lol

American servers

Step on traps and wait 5 seconds ish. They hide in them pretty often.

Taking drawing requests

but my warpaint is a remembrance of all of the shit that I've seen trying to fix the world

well you have to factor in cards, our whm probably had a lot more opportunity to dps than they did that attempt as well. they don't trust me quite yet, for good reason too

Did you manage to get an apartment in the same apartment building as your crush, /xivg/? It's a great way to "accidentally" bump into them!

If not, are there any interesting people you've found that are new neighbors?

I need to do fates. My friend said there was a fate finder. I looked. I say nothing saying as such. Did he lie to me?

WHY DID YOU LINK THIS MY EYES OH GOD LORD ABOVE SAVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED

I played PSO2 for years. XIV is better designed in every aspect aside from emotes and character customization options. Also Lisa sucks. Revelle is much better.

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so check middles,if i hit traps wait 5 seconds and plus room corners! got it! wish me luck!!

You're right I should be playing the game where I grind to have Dudu tell me I'm a failure and lose progress on a weapon that's only necessary to grind more unless I spend shekels to bypass that and maybe pick up cosmetics from other IPs while I'm at it.

>This years fan-fest will almost assuredly announce the next expansion.
>Yoshi has stated that the next expansion will have a feature that you can only play in FFXIV, and not in any other MMO.
>The fan festival website banner is the Golden Saucer
>The promotion items are a wind up Rikku, and your choice of Yuna or Tidus attire.

'EY! YOU CHAPPUS READY TA PLAY SOME BLITZBALL? DIS' YEAR DA ALEPORT AUROCHS ARE GONNA BE DA CHAMPS!

>post says lalafell porn
>clicks it
you did this to yourself.

Please, PLEASE be wrong you cocksucking faggot.

if it is blitzball, I hope they improve on it a lot. It's very basic in FFX.

>Golden Saucer
It's Gold Saucer you double-neanderthal.

How am I suppose to do all these Fates withing only a couple of days left?

Did you see what they did to Triple Triad?

If anything, they're going to make it fucking worse.

>Blitzball will be the reason why 4.1 will have an 8 month wait