Dota 2 General - /d2g/ - The Gulag

I don't even care if you are ironic shitposting, Dendi's career is far more impressive than Envy's lmao.

Dude was beast from 2010 to 2013

he got 2nd at starladder before ti

slark targetable in shadow dance soon

: )

So what has Fear been up to since retirement?

qt bb ur killing me with cuteness T_T

Have you ever heard of impales?
>inb4 hair splitting over 'w-w-well not UNIT targettable'
you can stun him anyways

>these are 10/10s to dotards

Put me in your will.

lina and lanaya are legit 10s tho, so is cm

>mirana
every time

parking auto lata

np qt bb!

>Drow isn't even resemble an elf in the slighest anymore after they removed her facepaint
>Looks like a blue nigress

>waah waaah slark is op pls nerf
?

>no broodmother

Are you even trying?

Ayo white boi If you want elfs go play D&D or some other nerd shit lmao

Drow isn't a drow in the firstplace you mong.

>10 (out of 10, implying within top 9.09% of characters in Dota)
>113 heroes counting Monkey King
>~10 Dota characters can logically be 10s (10.27 is a more precise figure)
>None you showed are on the official top 5 list
>So despite occupying 5 slots in top 10 solely due to being human females, they still lose out, effectively getting the lowest placement possible
Lmaoing @ straight non-furries.

>But Traxex herself is not a Drow. Her parents were travelers in a caravan set upon by bandits, whose noisy slaughter of innocents roused the ire of the quiet Drow people

>looks like a blue nigress
This is a problem how?

all of us here play pro dota games with coaches and play dota professional with the equivalent of 10k mmr players on both sides

:^)

hey goys, how can people seriously enjoy reading chinese text? i now know the japs are subhumans because kanji is a chinese abortion

it's the big lips isn't it?

git gud

I do

t.arteezy

>Sh- she's not a night elf you guys! She's a human and she was raised by drows.
>She's blue for some reason though... And just forget about that time she had white eyes and facial markings.
>*adds elf ears*

whos more op batrider or shadow demon

I think SD is since he fits into almost every lineup

You know icefrog doesn't balance this game solely around the competitive scene

>dota 1 character design having anything to do with dota 2 hero design

Why doesn't infernal blade break linken?

I unironically believed asians were human pre-Dota2, but have since been red pilled

>implying humans can't be blue

You gotta try harder user

doom isn't allowed to be viable during years where TI is played

Do you get Tranqs on supp/roam Riki?

>not being into black waifus
back to /pol/ with these two!

why doesnt frost arrow break linken?

>drowfags have actually deluded themselves into believing this is acceptable in 2016

You would be hard pressed to find an uglier girl in any other MOBA

no

hope this isnt a serious question

why doesn't a-moving break linken?

HOLD UP WE WUZ ELFS AND SHIEEEET

>Pudge has higher PICKRATE and WAY WAY WAY higher winrate than Slark in 5k+
>People still bitchpost about shit tier game2lose fish champion

jews suck amirite sheckling dota 2 like a bunch of niggers with banking experience

How is pointing out she is not a drow in any way implying black waifus are not great?

Check your fuckin logic center mate

Treads then? He doesn't need Arcanes

95% of players play below 5k

i will never know what it's like to have five keys of mmr

git gud

>mfw shitties arguing over whether Drow, a "10/10", is waifu material
>Meanwhile I have FOUR (4) options at my disposal for a top-tier husbando from the top 5 list
>The 5th option is a dragoness
Heterofags are the worst imho.

no

D E L E T E T H I S
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Hmm... Really makes you think..

why doesn't walking into mines break linken?

So EG need to go to Luna/SD to win to get to the finals?

This team is truly pathetic.

I have been playing LoL for a month. Explain to me why DOTA is the better game

>tfw eating food
FeelsGoodMan

Love you guys you are by far the most entertaining general on this shithole thanks for making me happy.

Nigga you get arcanes for your allies when you are support riki. You also need it for building into greaves.

what can we do bros

EU dota is bad...

Yeah hold up a minute
*unzip pants*
get ready for you lesson lolfag
*whips out dick*
hehe not so tough now huh

drows are not elfs to begin with

they are ugly fucks like stones from Frozen movie

Love you too.

you can play every hero FOR FREE. No enforced metagame. any hero can work. more balanced gameplay. Cosmetics dont cost 15 dollars, they cost 15 cents.

>DC, TL & EG
>bad

What did the falseflagging Amerishit mean by this?

Reminder that only an USA team right now in pro scene is NP lmao

>a month of playing babbys first moba
nothing to explain if you barely know the first game

>Four, (4) non-Chinese teams.
>Only one player is from United States of America
What did the DOTA 2 statistics mean by this?

Why did dota take a pre-established fantasy race and then make them completely different but then make the only character based on them not an actual drown and base her more on the original drow?

cuz blizzard

mmo fags btfo

Yeah Im sure mister (((((((saahail arora)))))))))) is a pure blooded american.

>America != United States of America.
Born in USA = USA'an person

>desperately trying to come up with an excuse for your toad waifu

>OD is 12-3 at MDL

>15 minutes behind schedule

>EU is comprised of TWENTY-EIGHT (28) countries
>Barely beats Korea, one (1) country

this looks more like venge

>pure blooded american
Sorry, the word you’re looking for can’t be found in the dictionary.

Anyone wanna play some dota together?

>europe needs to band together as a continent to compete with anyone else of value

Oh yeah, the Ryder Cup is happening.

list all the heroes that you think will get seriously nerfed and i will praise or insult you based on your picks

>thinking im the person u first responded to
lol true oldfags dont believe in this waifu shit

Alchemist will probably get a good nerf on his stupid fucking game ruining, game losing, BadNaga build of wasted gold and oppoturnities.

Arc Warden will get some nerf so he can be iN CM

JUST

STOP MAKING FUN OF HER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>her

>If I post anime fan art enough maybe she will change

1st for Team Secret Peru.

Is it time for newbee to succ the life force out of EG?
What are must bans for EG to have a chance besides invoker?

i like the way you think

alchs getting hit for sure, but his counters are really obvious now. the meta went from autism illusions-->heroes that ruin/ignore illusions. OD and PA just maul that shitpile hero so i dont think hes too out of control.

not sure about arc warden. hes a meepo type of hero, you need to have a lane that secures you a midas within 6 minutes otherwise you probably instantly lose due to being garbage at low levels and farm

Imply eg wont first/ban invoker

>chinks get cute girls
we get:
1.tattooed dyke
2.land whale with danger hair
3.an ugly unironic lesbian who dates a tranny

thanks democracy.
really made me rustle those old neurons.

The BadNaga build is just fucking garbage, but since pros wont build actual >good< stuff on him Ice will have to cripple it.

and AW is just fucking hilariously OP like no tomorrow