Team Fortress 2 General; TF2G

last: >list of good comm. servers
pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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first for collecting

Well don't stop short, be a true FaN

>pinkie
>misterbrony
wait a second

>the anger
why does every sniper wear this

>selling stuff
>having personal life
When are this meme ends
I want my RIGHT NOW

Heavy is best class

Someone tell Geel his gay ass bots aren't working

HEY GEEL!
your bots aren't working

when will tf2 ultimately die?
serious question

as long as it's free and profitable the game will stay up. how long will the community continue to back it and when will valve stop updating is a tough call that requires a lot of foresight.

When the three interns who are still working on this game have their contracts expire

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>Want Spiral Sallet
>Spiral Knights is the most poorly optimized piece of shit game I have ever played
I thought I knew suffering. Apparently I did not.

>Java has stopped responding
Guess I'm not getting that Sallet.

works on my machine (tm)

my sister used to play SK so she tried to help me get the sallet but her instructions were wrong so i wasted a bunch of time actually playing the game and having her bully me for being bad at it

i think you had to play some arcade thing or something to get the sallet, that part didn't take very long

hi

i like how fast the copper shortsword is

you can get some really epic frags with it if you click just right

I cant craft ítems. Says the craft server is unavailable. Whats going on?

if i post this on r/tf2 do you think i'll get lots of karma?

Veeky Forums Pass user since October 2016.

item server might be down, can you still not craft anything?

lol videogames you big dummy

Veeky Forums Pass user since September 2012.

yes
i think

is the thing about the medigun true?

Veeky Forums Pass user since June 2014.

Ew r/tf2 is smelly

Translation: DOTA 2 needs a new comic

he says this every time he is a year late on a comic

he's probably writing the TF2 SFM Bad Robot Movie

To get the Sallet you just have to make it to an early point in the game, there's no special thing you have to do.

im a bad robot
*beeps*

holy fucking shit he's been saying the same shit for a fucking year now
delet this man

>Other important Valve stuff happened.

30 percent off is a pretty good deal desu

when will trade work again

>it doesn't come with a carry case

carry me

no desu

you carry me.

oh

If I buy the american orange box will I get the uncensored version of tf2?
Tired of shitty German gibs

do you live in germany

violence_hblood 1
violence_hgibs 1
those might work. saw it in a thread on reddit.


Should be possible to change your region somehow on steam

>tfw you win against 6 red badges with rando's

after some googling it appears that simply changing your download region should be all it takes. Steam > Settings > Downloads >

TF2 Update right now. Is it a worldwide censorship patch?

ah fuck i wrote that like shit
o outro fio foi melhor
i think that should be right

>average casual game

Can you explane me why do you use no hats mod if you still wear the hats and using high graphics settings? Are you brain damaged?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hp0qv3NHrYE

low lvl scrub

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Whats your highest streak?

tf2 looks good unlike all pink medic mains or all lime scout mains

those guys are always retard faggots

do i look good

my tf2g pals say i'm Veeky Forums

there was an update over an hour ago.still no patch votes.

post loadouts and ill judge

>yfw

i already posted that you fuck

finally ill be free from this hell
i wonder if the sun still exists

i hope they delete Veeky Forums t᠎b᠎h

>there are people here that are below lvl 130
explain yourselves

delete /b/, /s4s/, that quest boardand all porn boards expect /d/ and /gif/. Generals can go back to /v/ if they increase the thread limit

i havent played tf2 since june

62 as a minigun pyro in randomizer

valve gimped xp

i have a life unlike you loser

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>soldier
doesn't count at all

wtf yes it does i am an epic pub DESTROYER who gets all the FRAGS

7

PINKIE PIE'S RAINBOW HEALING GUN

straight downgrade

also nice digits

...

who would ever use this

Kiriikp is a real girl

desu baka senpai

Wasted

not if you love kiriikp~

wyhos kirikip?

i said hi to him like a couple minutes ago and he did not reply

same but like 20 minutes ago
what a dick!!!

With Friends Like These...
Play in a game with 7 or more players from your Friends list.

>tfw now 10 minutes waiting for a koth probed match

god DAMMMN i miss quickplay

Anyone playing on the servers from the list right now? Trying to find a game that actually has people in it.

>Geel when the steam API comes back online
youtube.com/watch?v=nmKcHn_ha1Q

I used to but I moved to colorado

>finally get match
>6v4
>everyone on enemy team quits except for 1 f2p
>game ends
>no exp

god fucking dammit valve why did you kill tf2

Veeky Forums is a containment board itself, dont act high and might over /b/

you can message steam support to have it uncensored

my retail copy was censored too, i guess the store must've bought orange boxes from germany or something

how2plei or hlep medik:
>overheal hitters Scout, Sniper and roamer Soldiers as you encounter them
>overheal nest Engies as you used their tele showing appreciation
>best way to spy check and keep the friends healthy is 'sader's Crossbow
>going combat medic with Blutsauger is only reliable if you pack faster über rate mediguns with it
>Vita-saw is crutch and loopholes you back into defense unless you have perfect gamesense and know the time to step it up.
>priority of pocketing must be: Demo = Heavy, Soldier = Scout > Pyro
>towards the end of the pockets; they make best sweepers

>Demolition can be pretty mobile reliable trek, adeptive to all mediguns high burst damage and also a Sentry destroyer.
>Soldier has faster direct damage, adeptive like Demoman but slower burst, sentry destroyer but can't keep cover fire on trekking (unless they pack a Shotgun)
>Demolition or Soldier can be a beast when packed with Kritz. Wrecks a Sentry nest with Engineer.
>Most Soldiers are roamers or sweepers. Scouts are no different. Say "hi" by overhealing them or sending a 'sader Crossbow to them.
>Heavy pocket can cover for their Medics at any given situation also useful for blocking Sniper fire with their huge frame
>Heavy works best with stock Invulnerability in my opinion, all he needs is some leading to soak up Sentry push force on yourself.
>Heavy lacks collateral/splash damage but he does make up for this by snapping crit shots here and there. A team work from a sweeper or pick class needed if Engineer is not alone in his nest or at the end of a narrow hallway.
>Pyro is only useful for destroying afoot Sentry with Invulnerability, must be last resort

Continue'd.

>Continue'd
dont

>2008-06-05
has it really been that long

me on the bottom left

>don't get cornered or ever let your pocket drag you close to walls, else you incur full splash damage as long as you stay low
>If your demo/soldier pocket is reloading and you're at the open best option is checking above often as possible or whipping your bonesaw directly
>on trekking you'll find Spies try to dive down on you, as you get closer to Sentry this will be switched by Pyros
>try to seperate distance from your pocket if they didn't take a sidepath turn, suspicious about sniperfire or too close to walls
>try to catch onto your pocket when coming out of some corner, once you caught up to them at the corner check your behind
>don't stand around on low underbridges where sniper fire is apparent, try to keep distance from pocket and strafe around for spy checks and evading sniper fire
>don't hesitate to change heal target if your pocket can't keep you alive.
>use voice chat and announce "Spy!" once you bump something, coverfire is your pocket's job but you can melee fight a Spy pretty well.
>If your pocket is irresponsive to the situation, leaves you 1v1 against a Spy alone and you can't keep the higher position advantage via ramp or stairs it's a surefire sign about taking a hike
>near Sniper porches either warn your pocket about harassing them or take small juke paths so you don't become a Sniper bait easily.

i never understood that joke

It's not actually a joke about the TF2, it's about the commercial itself
youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI

it takes tweleve whacks fucking obviously !!
25 metal per whack, 200 metal per upgrade
didnt read your post btw, but i like the comic

Even when I'm fucking drunk I topfrag

You upgrade the Sentry twice lvl1 to lvl2, then lvl2 to lvl3. Each takes 4 whacks if it didn't shoot anything. Also you may lost count of whacks you did to deploy it faster along the animation.

Here's extra:
youtube.com/watch?v=lKDqJVLSWT8
I don't like Uncle Dane, but he covered a few good stuff in that video.