/csgog/ -- Counterstrike Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERY DAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERY DAY: youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/channel/UCOQiAvc-6XSdC0UgRVAb0Vw
youtube.com/watch?v=6jQpiMhsHGc
youtube.com/watch?v=fWKY1Pu5BN0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>forgets csgo is an anime
>liquid will beat navi
>liquid will beat sk
>s1mple will go GEE MAYBE I REALLY WAS THE PROBLEM and become a man on his birthday

first btw

>SK 2-0
funny joke

>he's not in discord

1st for Hiko's gay sis

youtube.com/channel/UCOQiAvc-6XSdC0UgRVAb0Vw

Why the early thread?

nothing gets me going more than go finals and sluts pretending to be clam smashers for youtube bux

Why is this thread so dead?

>navi

Veeky Forums Pass user since December 2014.

PLEASE STOP

Excuse me but how is team shitquid beating the best team in the world currently?

>leave the slavs to me

nothing personel oleksandr

Literally p1mple :D

This is it, brother; Our final moment. The battle has ended, but we are not yet free! The war is over... but... You and I still have a score to settle.

LIQUIIIIIIID!!!

will be okay my friends

youtube.com/watch?v=6jQpiMhsHGc

She's literally perfect.

>add the best American player
>Navi's T side is STILL complete shit
Get it together slavi

Why is NA good all of a sudden?

daaaayum

p1mp got pretty cute though, wonder if he's giving hiko any tips

Liquid is the only good team in NA though

>cloud9 nearly undefeated in NA EPL
>finalist in a large tournament recently

Liquid only good team NA?

yea with the likes of giants such as complexity, clg, eunited, NRG, EchoFox, Renegades, winterfox, splyce, and selfless im surprised they could maintain such a flawless record

Navi is fucking trash-

Clown9 is fucking garbage

TL is cheating

Did hiko really meme on stream?

And......... Liquid?

>EPL

>11 (ELEVEN) - 4 (FOUR)
I know Navi's cobble T side is shit but they looked fucking inept

Is he our lad?

...

ESL is fucking online
They have done fuck all on LAN when it matters

Kek

I can't believe people actually think online games don't matter.

Was that another man kissing a man?
America?

I can't believe people think they do

rank?

>U
>S
>A


U
S
A

>U
>S
>A

what's the point of watching csgo when there's no swedish team?

>vast majority of games teams play are online
>they don't matter one bit
xD

>pimp was going to be the problem

USA USA USA USA USA USA


MERICUH MOTHERFUCKERS

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hey guys it's okay, EU isn't done yet! They have at least 16 more rounds before they go home. xD

There are more shitty tournaments than majors, but that doesn't mean they are important

Reminder that you can't post in this thread if you haven't fapped to hikos sister at least 3 times

...

how the fuck can someone be so qt
FUCK

Shut the fuck up trash anime I pkayed with earlier today.

post her I need a new finisher

Oh you're right! I'm so sorry. So this tournament obviously means nothing because it isn't a major!

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

>Guardian of my skines

kek

would you a jdm?

tfw the enemy complains more about my profile picture than the blatant wallhacker on my team

good leafpost

idiot

ey man have a (You)

youtube.com/watch?v=fWKY1Pu5BN0

Poor girl.

I never said this was a shitty tournament

It's true though?

>He doesn't watch anime

fuck forgot picture

is there anyone more retarded than lurpiss?

>headphone over the hood
wat

Lurpis is literally our guy -- and he's almost always right fuck off hater

you

lurpis is our guy, fuck off

le cheeky emoticon man

why is everyone connected to this game a faggot

NiP is literally the only team without any faggots

Pasha is a faggot but rest of VP isn't so they're our guys #2

>Pasha is a faggot

>Literally starts crying because some kid banters him

why is the new meme act like an idiot = trolling? j/w no pig lol

Is this English? This post makes no sense.

haha lol

>win pistol with a defuse
>have a flawless 2nd round
>you're left with only so little cash on the 3rd facing well equipped terrorists
Seems balanced.

>CS should be as snowbally as mobas
Yeah no

nice cheats elige

t. someone who has never experienced memeback gold

I'm proud of Elige.

NA can go toe-to-toe with Europe if they toggle just as hard.

They will never compete with Brazil's software though.

Yea I intentionally omitted the Brazilians because of that. They have absolutely no morals.

damn americans are fat

nice 5v3 liquid lol :D

nice xenophobia dude

dead general

>na is losing
>general dies

:^)

see you after next map lad

sure bud

bumping so the thread doesn't get deleted lmao

>its an america doesnt know how to win a tournament episode

what the fuck was that

s1mple what are you ding

what the fuck

THROWS THE AWP

WHAT IS GOING ON

SIMPLE FAKE FLASH WITH AWP HOLY SHIT LMFAO IM DEAD

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

lmao what the fuck was that i think the cold war result was just overturned

simple is a GOD

absolutely retarded

the fact that it worked makes it even more hilarious