/ss13g/

Please don't post pepe he's a banned meme

im a rebel

Mangalore isn't banned.

He is

Praise the friggen sawbones

Ban list is great.

>paying for an inferior experience
i wonder whats wrong with this idea

TURN ON THE FUCKING BUNKER

No

...

what do they mean by our admins being bad?

>HONKYSUPREME
can't believe that made me laugh instead of the ban reason

>honkysupreme
He lived up to his ckey

>admins are kind of bad
They make some questionable decisions sometimes, but it's a tough job
At least they won't ban you for the kind of shit you'll get banned for on other stations

that just makes them worse t b h

But I like being able to call people niggerfags :^(

prepare to get banned for admin disrespect

Hello, I'm Mr. Retsof, and I come from a server far away. Please tell me your ckey, my like minded friends.

I swear something isn't right.
We were perfectly fine for the two years we didn't have moot before he revealed to us he's been kickin' it back the whole time.

Should we just hand it off to one of the team members?

>who
>84 players online

We've seen worse multiple times throughout the years.

This will pass like they all do.

pomf123

I don't like to shitpost, but looking at the bans i have been seen things like

"Recurrent greytide behaviour, firmly believes that assistant is a license to be a greyshitter. Appeal this when you know what you're talking about."

I can't help but to notice that there are some people that constantly greytide as their gimmick, and they usually don't have a problem with that if they have an static name, where as, a randomname shitter is most prone to be banned due to it.

I'm just saying that if you are a known greyshitter you won't get as much shit from the admins as a literally who

>Get telekinetic powers from genebro
>Realize you can mess with people when remote viewing them
>Some guy is in the server room
>Start pretending to be a ghost in the machine to mess with him and creep him out
>Die to plasma fire
i said id comfy that round and i did

What are you going to do about it?

Sounds like a feature

Everyone gets notes for being a shitty greytider, but statics know where the line is and how to not cross it.
It's called toeing the line.

>Sec, every round

see
I've been doin' this for years.

>implying that isn't the most fun time to be play sec

High impact perpetual justice only exponentially increases.

Welcome your new overlord

I just don't get too much the fun in greytiding every round
Its not like doing funny stuff like slipping sec and captain at every possible chance
Its breaking in, stealing shit people need, disposaling people for no reason
Its just annoying and lame

>not stealing all the vending machines and emergency lockers and hiding them in maint every round

guys how do I get clown when it's highpop?

Because there's more to it than you just generalized.

Such as?
I have seen people that insist on breaking in places, ruining people's fun and even kill baiting

>Admin, every round

Based /pol/ gets the scoop.

Jesus fuck hiro don't do this

I'd rather have to go outside and spend time in the real world than see this website go to that asshat.

>Log on late at night to bus a Dorf round
>50 players
>0
>p
>l
>a
>y
>e
>r
>S

That sounds terrible so please go away

50 is the optimal population for Dorf Forts, though :^)

Refer to this in the last thread It may not be ideal, but it probably isn't the worst thing ever.
but seriously guys discuss spessmen not /pol/

We're discussing the site, silly.

I just don't want to see /ss13g/ go full /pol/-tier discussion or anything, which is why I linked to the /pol/ thread instead of just directly typing the news here.

>sec with 100 people on
>can't do anything without dropping a flashbang to stop the extra 20 worthless assistants from getting in the way of your shots, stopping you from catching criminals, and pulling cuffed people away

Random rounds of all of sec being traitor'd together and thus allowed to enforce the law as harshly as they feel like when?

>a Veeky Forums where you could be banned for saying nigger or faggot.

Funnily enough, this already happened.
Moot got the wrong guy as a mod and the first thing he did was spend 3 whole days permanently banning anyone who said "nigger".

Someone show me the perfect Cryomix.

You wanted the server to not die.
Well, you got your population.
It was a monkey's paw wish, though.

stasis beaker:
50 units, water
50 units, potassium.

hastebin.com/iyubogigek.hs

Honestly, what did that mod expect?

It was a ling round so classical onehumaning wouldn't work out anyway.
I made a new ID and new PDA with that name and gave the AI orders via the PDA messages

It's in the OP.

>love to play miner
>hate to use mechs
Weird feeling

Only partly ICK OCK:
How could we play with the lawset based on "good" for so long without ever defining what is "good" in the base lawset?

f1 you negro

>Adminhelp "What is good?"
> 50< Pages of Philosophical theorem

I did and that MrPain guy told me to fuck off

Just tell me please

oh sorry yeah paladin is one of those lawsets that everyone interprets differently. Your best off Ahelping every action you do

"Good" is typically defined as any action that will lead to you getting a less shit lawset.

So when will the admins partcipate in making the server fun?

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This isn't pertaining to the round, but lets say I got robotics to make an AI for me. Would I be able to give it specific laws such as "Detain/Robust anyone who attacks me" and "only follow orders given by me"?
>I must know if my dream of a personal security killbot is possible

When MrPain is deadminned

Yes.
But good luck getting an AI to keep those laws for any significant duration. Someone's going to upload different ones pretty quickly.

>AI
fug, I meant to type borg

Really? Even if the sync with AI cords and shit were cut? Or are you talking about some shitter hacking my personal killbot?

Do you actually get to set the initial lawset for newly-made AIs or do they just start with Asimov?

If you meant to type borg, then yes, that would work.
I think.
I'm not sure if the robotics console works on borgs with cut sync wires.

I think they start with Asmiov, but you can change it, of course. Don't quote me on that though.

Which job benefits the most from the free Plasmaman hardsuit?

>AI
>Finally start in Triumvirate mode for a change
oh boy time for f-
>AI that owns the slaved borgs kills itself
>Other AI is new and acts weird
I just wanted to discuss lawsets.

The jobs which naturally don't have a hardsuit

Medical
Security
Engineering
Greytiding

assistant

The "Good is what helps the cult" could've actually been interpreted in every lawset with enough phantasy

Still yes, but you'll have to desync it first.
>ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Robotics

>Desyncing a borg:
Cut the "AI Link" wire.
That's it.

You may (or may not) want to reslave it to an AI afterwords.
>Slaving a desynced borg to an AI:
Cut the "LawSync" wire.
Mend the "AI Link" wire.
Pulse the "AI Link" wire.

The fuck is Triumvirate?

question time again, fellow spessmen

>favorite job
>favorite antag role to play as
>static or no?
>powergame or not? if so, why?
>do you like being in the center of attention?
>are you paranoid while playing this game?

3 AIs which usually means Cancer.
The crew is pissed because of their constant Autisming and the Antags are pissed for being supervised all the time

Sorry mate, 10k ping is not ideal.

Yes, but an AI without borgs can't do shit, and AI uploads are easy to make.

No, Asimov or whatever the mins set to default.

Can change them only with an AI upload and the right board(s).

Correct, but not necessary.

3 AIs at roundstart.

>Be an engineer.
>Build wall to keep greytiders out.
>Security shows up, asks to be let in.
>Ask why, then let them in.
>They tell me the CE is part of/head of the cult (which they neglected to tell me earlier).
>Suddenly someone starts whacking me in the head with a baton.
>I run away.
>Security tases me.
>Guy continues whacking me.
>They cuff me and put me in a chair.
>Strip me.
>Find absolutely no contraband.
>Someone steals my ID amongst that little chaos
>They uncuff and leave.

>Later another engineer shows up
>Let him to ask me into the pod because I don't have an ID
>He obliges, and I buckle in
>2 minutes later the singularity breaks free somehow
>No ID, can't do shit.
>Pulls my chair out.
>Forget I'm buckled to it.
>Be the only person to die to that damn thing.

Thanks Security!

How the fuck?

>favorite job
would identify me
>favorite antag role to play as
op/doublenigger
>static or no?
yes
>powergame or not? if so, why?
yes
>do you like being in the center of attention?
no
>are you paranoid while playing this game?
no

>Yes
>Vampire
>no
>Yes
>2014
>No

>As of right now, I enjoy being an Assistant and renovating the station or just playing music
>Regular Traitor/Wizard
>Yes
>No, but i'm slowly being driven to it
>Kind of
>Not really, unless someone walks up to me in maint and hovers around me for a few seconds

Med - 3 hardsuits, only need one for paramedic since everyone else stays in medbay
Sec - 5 hardsuits
Engi - 11 hardsuits
Greytide - speed and stealing is the key here, a free roundstart suit benefits them the most.

>IAA
>I don't like antag roles, I dont like hurting the people
>Yes Static
>No powergame, just go with the flow
>Yes, attention is nice, but not when it brings bad attention
>No, I go with the flow

>would identify me

why are you so afraid to tell who you are, user?

>Favorite job:
Id say doctor or sec (mostly det) depending on my mood
>Favorite antag:
New cops
>Static:
Si
>Powergame:
Usually no, but if the station goes to shit or if im sec with confirmed antags and crew is acting up, yes.
>Center of attention
Id like to be noticed but I dont think being the center of attention would please me
>Paranoid?
Paranoid about what?