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Kiss edition!

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faggot

Miqo'te

my fellow PLDs, what type of materia do you meld to your sword and shield and why

So what's the verdict on AST? Are WHMs the new cucks?

Yes

No

Maybe so

Maybe

>join DRAKN
>ask if anyone wants to run roulettes
>megu tells me to stfu and join them in erping
>Kiss Dissem logs in
>complete and utter silence, the game seems to mute itself
>[16:00][FC] do you ever wish you were dutch
>FC chat explodes
>[16:01][FC] omg kiss how do you cum up with your zany questions xD
>[16:01][FC] dude i am seriously considering moving to the netherlands now
>[16:01][FC] i want to learn dutch with diss kisem!!!
>You leave the free company.

>talk to rocklizard
>ask how he's doing
>he says he woke up
>ask what he means
>he says he woke up from the dream
>tells me he's picturing a different ending altogether
>"A clearer vision of the true ending"
>logs off from everything I have him added on
>haven't seen him since
What did he mean by this...?

>msg rock lizard on steam, asking why she shitposted so much and why she suddenly stopped
>says she did it for herself
>she liked it
>she was good at it
>"I was... really..."
>"I was alive."
>logs off
>haven't seen her since
what did she mean by this...?

>want to EB rock lizard, knowing he's already been collared by madot
>ask him anyway
>he says he woke up from the dream or something
>starts ranting about some visions he had of the true ending or something for 15 minutes
>finally ask him wtf he's going on about
>tells me it's a memory from when he was young or something
>[19:04]Kiss Dissem: It's from a memory only I have...
>[19:04]Kiss Dissem: The real place, where I must be.
>write a /tell asking if he's okay, seriously worried at this point
>Message could not be sent.
o-ok...

>talk to rocklizard
>he's a beautiful young man with blond hair
>tell him I felt like I was living underwater
>after I met him everything was a lot more real
>tell him I didn't feel like I was all alone anymore
>suddenly everything's gone
>alone in my room
>come to my senses
>I woke up
>I woke up from the dream
God DAMMIT

Get your fill, plenty of Rockpastries to go around!!!!!!!

>The AoE turret provides MP when promoted despite neither of the MP tanks really needing or even benefitting from it, nor a healer because a healer wont have MP issues except in raids on single target encounters
>The single target turret restores TP despite it being almost a non issue except for extremely long raid encounters

Who the fuck okayed this decision? Im legit seriously confused and mad.

I WANNA EAT ROCKLIZZIES ROCKPASTRIES OUT OF THEIR CHERRYPIE BUMBUM AND WHIP CREAME THE TOP >W

woop forgot me pic!!!! OwO

>platonic
>guys im asexual
get real you freak

How long until kiss and amber break up? I give them 2 weeks.

Can you imagine Kiss Dissem's ass presented in the air to you, hole perked, perking, shivering, you see a faint glimmer in the glistening blackened hole of their boochie.

Looking underneath your lewd cabinet, you grab your trusty bottle of sexy whip creme, and uncork the top. Placing the nozzle in your ass you exclaim "KISSIES PISSIES!!!!" at the top of your lung, making a cherry vanilla pie out of his hemorrhoid encrusted booch.

Anyway, can you just imagine, like, sticking your penis in there and the subsequent hole to be made? Like a volcano of sorts?

In and out, in and out.

aren't they married now? they'll have to get a divorce technically

>platonic
>guys im asexual
retard

I'm curious.

Other than battle content (Sophia, Alexander), what other new content is in the game?

>have 60 blm, brd, mnk, and nin
>hate all of them

What do I try next?

H-Heh... time to show xivg just how right I am again!
*pots out the extremely obvious.. wait.. maybe..... MAYBE..... it's TOO obvious.....
........no..........................whatever, I'll just
PRETEND TO BE RETARDED*
*posts literal dog shit*

>>>/terag/

this is probably one of the worst threads I have ever seen in 2 years of sitting in xivg

SCH

So what the fuck happened to tanks this patch?

>WAR beats DRK in A9S
>WAR only slightly ahead in A10S
>DRK soundly beats WAR in A11S
>DRKs extremely close to WAR in A12S

?????????

...

Squadrons, Palace of the Dead Hoard RNG, Bingo

new cute outfits to afk in

No seriously can someone explain this to me what am I missing here

>tfw haven't afked this patch
Soon, maybe

What can I do to improve coziness?

They call me...
Poncho Pete.
:J

Kiss post.

There is literally no reason anymore to bring a SCH

Pancho Pete

Such a treat

would you let me be your raid leader?

That's Poncho Pete to you, mister.

!

>That feeling when you're just an Ul'Dah city guard but get roped into fighting primals and gods
I just wanted to patrol my city and catch petty thief's, why do I have to fight Sophia the Goddess?

looks about the same as most characters people avatar with

I miss it way too much

I only got to play it a little bit in 3.2/3.3, but the Dark Arts buff alone was so insane. I really hope they make it mesh better with Skill Speed, but it's already such a required class that it'd be hard to justify

Anyone who says no is clinging to the past. The world first used an AST. Theres no scenario where a WHM is needed anymore.

...

absolutely ruthless

From xiv two phantoms were born

>mfw roleplayers don't know the difference between immortal flames and brass blades

This is why you don't skip cutscenes.

>PLD and WHM are useless
>the defensive classes of their lots

What needs to change?

...

SCH/WHM, AST/WHM, AST/SCH can all clear this content. WHM is just incredibly easy to sub out

Get rid of Accuracy

>everyone is all up in kisses ass and dick when he first starts posting
>exactly the same as amber posts
>the only difference is amber is actually intelligent, smart, beautiful, witty, charming, gentle, sensitive, and smart
>sociopaths too scared to try to manipulate her because they KNOW they'd be caught out

This is proof you're all sociopaths, especially non-au'ra players

I never said I was either now did I

Is there an alternative place to download this game?
I'm getting speeds of 0.2 MB/s and I'm ready to kill myself

Boss fights being less about killing the boss as quickly as possible and more about surviving.

Boss fights punishing you for dealing too much damage.

Kiss post.

Look at this lazy refugee scum. Came here, took jobs away from hard working lalafell and now he complains about it. It's time to it back and go home!

lolotito 2016!
Make uldah gray again!

>AST buffs only affect noct
>WHM suddenly being 'useless'

Amber post.

What is the difference and more importantly why do you care?

>not manipulating someone is proof of being a sociopath

Look who the retard is.

>tfw despite the fact that i'm not actually intelligent, smart, beautiful, witty, charming, gentle, sensitive, and smart, Amber-sensei took me under her wing to teach me about the world and life itself
:'3

>Emily will never sit on your face

weak bait

that's actually what A12S is like

the problem is that WHM isn't a defensive class, they have no shielding, while both SCH and AST do

Dinner lady posts.

>highest personal dps
>defensive

Yeah no. SCH is the one getting left in the dust this time.

Put simply: Brass Blades are the police, Immortal Flames are the military, Sultansworn are the secret service.

we used to have k'is (a goddess), then kuus (a cute).
now we have Kiss (an autist).

the content in this patch is relatively braindead and you can already clear each fight with deaths, of course you can take AST.

>early thread
>joke pastebin
DO
YOU
PEOPLE
HAVE
ANY
SELF
CONTROL

I'll send you to jail where you belong you thug

>Effect cannot be stacked with Adloquium

Just get rid of AST, DRK, and MCH.
Then, give PLD more magical mitigation, give BRD a physical equivalent for Foe, and give WHM more abilities surrounding Stoneskin.

>we used to have a sociopath (male), then a sociopath (male).
>now we have Kiss (an actual genuine kind-hearted soul)
fixed that for you.

>tfw no THICC gf with pale thighs

I need a companion lads.

nobody gives a fuck about pastebin

>Can all clear content

Thats what we have been saying about AST for patches but you never brought them because they werent the meta. Now you know how it felt.

>China dress looks alright maybe I'll check it out.
>18 USD

I seriously can't believe they can actually charge that much for that shit and people will buy it.

At least the residential is clear of any lalafel thugs

putt is SO cute

you know im right, shitbox, stop posting at last

But my group has never adhered to the meta, we play what people want, that's literally it. Our WHM played AST several times through 3.2-3.3, and yes AST has cleared several times. It's the AST playerbase that consistently shit talks WHM because of Balance. Balance gets buffed and it happens again. WHM has gotten shit because of AST even before Gordias Savage happened

youtube.com/watch?v=lXiemb_MWjY
>Kiss meets Amber.mp4

what are you guys willing to do for a face reveal?

she sat on my face already, was pretty magical!

Am I just not getting this math or are others retarded?

Lets say you're in a dungeon as a Bard with a Warrior and maybe another TP based DPS and hes doing big pulls. Isnt it a good idea to use the TP song frequently? People here have been telling me never to use songs except Foes even if theres no magic DPS besides healer.

>tfw kiss has a thicc gf with pale thighs

Autists win again *sighs*

theres a difference between

i'm willing to tell you to fuck off

fuck off

TP song should be useless in dungeons. If youre group cant kill any pack within 5-6 GCD (with healer contributing) then you need a new group.

I'm really jealous dude shes so perfect.

nothing

>less than 10 ast a8s kills for months
things that didnt happen

>you need a new group.
>dungeons
post your tam tara clear

my fellow PLDs, what type of materia do you meld to your sword and shield and why

Crit and if I can't meld Crit I meld Det. I do that because Skill Speed is terrible for them.

>He doesnt have premades for roulettes to get them done quick each day

Enjoy spending 5m longer in there each day BOOM

would cruise chaser have been a better fight if they lined up aoe to match the song where the only way to not instantly die would be to go forward and back and then forward and back and then forward and back and then one foot forward?

i meld class Vs onto my fedora, of course

do it and i will do poopy erp 4 u

I don't give a shit about any of the anons in this thread.

>speed run roulettes
>spend the rest of the day idling in town wondering why there's nothing to do