>yes user I'm outside
>Which car should i be looking for?
Well anons will you impress your date with your dd?
>yes user I'm outside
>Which car should i be looking for?
Well anons will you impress your date with your dd?
real racers don't need girlfriends you faggot
Something with a chevy small block
"The black Lexus"
>"you'll know it when you see it"
Either
>The old red truck
Or
>The gold Acura coupe
But usually the ford, much easier to get up close
>Stick shifts and safety belts, bucket seats have all got to go.
>When I'm driving, in my car, they name my baby seem so far
The blue 8th gen civic si with japanese stickers on the back window
Forgot pic
something with at least 10 stories high and jump off it
You're going to help kill the collector plate by registering hoopties with it.
Right now it's pretty great. 5 year tags, pretend mileage limit. It's great.
If fags like you weren't around they'd probably be emissions exempt.
>tfw when someone is pretending that they're me
No girl will ever think that's remotely cool
You really outted yourself as a neck beard neet weeaboo.
"Country girls" love that kinda shit.
And honestly, if the girl likes you, and you like you're car, she'll think it's a cool car.
They're not smart.
yikes
Which of our cars will she get in?
And if she doesn't like you there's always rape! Right Ethan neathery?
The old gray Mustang
>the little green convertible
last and only girl I picked up in the miats it called it snazzy
that's something I guess
...
"Yeah, it's a real classic"
The straight piped 240 that sounds like a helicopter
Get in the van little girl.
The one with anime stickers that sounds like a million angry bees
>bus number 550
I think the best idea is to get a 2×4, open both passenger side windows, span it between the two, and let her sit on it.
>the gray Charger
Got my current gfs panties wethe when I got her for our first date.
>things that didn't happen
The convertible 2 seater sports audi babe
Instant pussy moisturizer
Just like these people are about to do.
Girls don't give a fuck what your pushing m8. If they like you, you can be in a rusted to shit 90s shitbox and they won't bat and eye, unless they're shallow as fuck.
Also
>The toyota corolla
>No the red one
>the other red one
>not that one
>it has a scratch on the lower no it's not that one
>it's on the other side of the street
>fucking hell that's not a corolla do i have to come out there
>now go down half a block
>that's not a corolla either, that's a honda civic
true, but having a nice ride is always a plus and it can be the push over to getting some ass, specially if you arent very attractive or funny
Then you'll get a really shallow girl thats only good for a few things
the one doin a thicc skid
My gf is happy I have a car, because she doesn't, and I barely do.
I don't have a motor so I won't be taking any m'ladies anywhere anyways
Fuck off Thaddeus McMichael
If the deep hum of a German 6 cylinder engine doesn't get her going, nothing will.
That's a good attitude, just be like, "yeah it's the shit" and it will probably rub off on other people.
"Its the red Honda"
>OMG user its so tiny teeheehee!"
Every. Fucking. Time.
Doesn't matter I have a huge dick
...
Off yourself bernie cuck
You'll know it's me... I swear...
Will i impress her, Veeky Forums?
Hahaha
Why do you need a DD when you have a weekender?
Its the slammed hatchback.
Needless to say they dont get in the car.
Yes/10
The fuck's on the hood?
>tfw I thought the path to the front door was a second spoiler, and was completely justified because that's exactly the kind of thing that the type of person who owns this car would do
right dude? having a coupe sometimes sucks
The one with the hektik bonnet scoop you dumb bitch
What do you mean? It's not going to be sold any time soon, and they would have made me smog test the truck with regular plates. No mileage limit for 75 and older vehicles as well.
Believe it or not, if you like it and it's in good shape and is clean, it's a whole new experience for girls and I've had positive results. Bigass bench seats and no seatbelts is actually a really big draw.
I'm fucking crying xD
The really loud red one.
"It's the grey citadel"
It's a piece of shit with no collectors value.
>it's a piece of shit
tru
>with no collector value
it's a truck from 1965 with a mint interior and a working engine and tranny.
in colorado collector plates are basically mandatory for everything older than 1975 as it is the only way you can register the vehicle without emissions testing (all you need is a vin verification). Because of the way colorados road laws are, you have to emissions test any road car with regular plates, regardless of the year of manufacture.
as for the mileage issue, the dmv straight didn't give a fuck when I told them I am going to drive it every day.
The windowless white Astro van with "rape" painted on the side
The clapped out ford with a mismatched panel
Nice Accord m8
"Can't stop, turbos are spooled"
>v6
>ricer wheels
>fake scoop
yeah, probably, girls are stupid
it's special, you'll notice it....
The 80's car with the flip up headlights that looks like a strange muscle car.
>"What is it?"
"You wouldn't know unless you were into cars, honestly. it's just a luxury sports car- leave it at that."
>it's a brosifine trolls people who have better vehicles than his abortion of an E46 due to his insecurity episode
Man.
i think you have the wrong number
>needing a car to impress a girl
Must suck being ugly.
Did you warm up your turbocharger?
>car
...
Lol for the sikk as fukk taco BREH
Jesus dude, curb your autism
>announce my presence with the screeching of tires
>honk honk
>she comes out
>tries to open the passenger side door
>"no - it's a T top."
>she complains
>I speed off alone
>It's the black Mustang GT, hold on.. I'll rev it.
Nice
Because if you told them it was a supra, And they knew what one was, They would be very disappointed.
It's not too hard to spot....
i wasn't trying to post as if i was boasting, so i apologise if it came off douche-y.
i was trying to articulate that it's an underwhelming car to people who've never seen it before.
C'mon toots, let's go.
the fuckin shitbox bmw with grease all over it
Oh hell yes.
>a car? I'm waiting on the bus stop. Hurry up, next one will be in 25 min, I don't wanna be late.
"She's a bit jumpy."
>'Right sweetheart, yer gon'ta lov it, looks just like me.
>"Ricky, you can't pickup girls in your car."
>Oh you know bb ;)
See the dirty Subaru with the flags on it, yea the rape mobile looking one.
>Screw you Julian, girls love the lemonzineine.
>"Ricky you couldn't pick up a frozen shit with your car. Get yourself a go cart, then ladies will be lining up I tell ya."
>cake
nice
Do you want to fuck my but?
Last grill I took home was in a 250 dollar zx2 escort I race rallycross with. Dust and dirt everywhere, no muffler, tiny as fuck (shes 6'1) had to move her leg for me to shift into fifth.
But it was a "racecar" cuz my friend said I race it when we were shitting on it
2 weekends later I took her home again in my Subaru that's actually nice. Way less impressed, it was weird.
This is not ok
That thing gone from a 2/10 to a solid 8.5/10. Would drive
Black Cadillac, nothing special
The 03 Grand Prix with rusted out rockers with the stud in the hawaiian shirt driving it
ayy I have a TT, too.
mine is older tho