/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Non-memetic edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16 :
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/Kc6hzaW1

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module Recommendations:

>user's ACOCK minimod
mega.nz/#F!JRQ1DRqA!Evh-3Q3uQRbaLzR4LiQ85A
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
full download
mega.nz/#!o5g3nAiY!Mv1fVljpCfCWykQW-fTqycWvq4zQ-5aRuTxUpMsN_F8
patch from earlier versions to 4.3.0.7b
mega.nz/#!dt5mQQJL!TJaUZk2ZQDjRdyezFyRWrVhIKNY9pLk2rpMQeM5AqzI

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palatine
niceme.me
youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjz5RzYGU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>non-memetic

not so bast :DDD

1st for the ultimate showdown

Fug D:

Rhodok Sharpshooters or Vaegir Marksman?

Rhodok.

BONG GAY HE BEIGN (4u) :DDD

Sharpshooters in Sieges, Marksmen for DPS, Master Archers for Survivability.

Nth for not wanting any more dead heros.

Sharpshooters if you ever want to do siege, either on the defense or attack.
Vaegir Marksmen are pretty good on a field.

>playing Nova Aetas
>first crusade is called
>join up with the massive crusader army and ride to the Sarranids to retake the holy city
>we somehow get rekt by a huge defending force of sand-dindus
>lost 85% of my own army
where....where did we go wrong?
Did God not will it? Did Deus not Vult?

How could this happen to me?

Is he carrying her back to the kitchen?

Nth for happy endings always make me feel sad at the end.

you just got memed by the pope lmao

How can you fuck this up? You literally have pretty strong troops for a dirty cheap

He is carrying her to an early grave, along with all of their other lost comrades.
The only food she'll make is for the vultures.

[laughs in arabic]

>you will neber habe a bure suomi raichu

y ebin libe? fugg :DDd xdd DDD:

He sent us to battle knowing we would fail? Why would the Pope do such a thing?
Fuck this shit man I'm converting to Protestantism i'mma join the Cathars and burn down the Agonic order.
I guess the sand-dindus were blessed by Allah or some shit. Keep in mind though this was a pretty massive fucking siege like 650 crusaders vs around 800 infidels. We kept funneling troops onto the walls and they kept shooting us and respawning more dindus. It was actually horrific.
We will rebuild the Crusading army and mark my words, this time we will NOT lose.

bannerlord sooNEVER

t. exactly what they said after a crusade fails

>not going in a siege with 3vs1 superiority

>burn down the Agonic order
>650 crusaders
You haven't been contributing enough men to the crusades, enlist more men in preparation for the next crusade brother. We will see you at the next meat grin-Siege.

They're fucking sand dwellers I thought our superior Western tech would be enough to give us the edge, but I guess I was wrong.

>We will rebuild the Crusading army and mark my words, this time we will NOT lose.

Wait a second, this seems familiar.

New blog!

taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17

>not going in a siege with 1vs4 inferiority
>not having your sharpshooters even out those numbers very quickly

wtf i cant see it

I put my archers on the ground near the walls but by George they just had too many men! The sand-dindus kept on firing down and even killing my own ranged units along with the crusading armies infantry. It was a total slaughter.

But my friend, the Pope only banned the use of crossbows against fellow believers. They're fair game against heathens.

If we keep funneling troops into the city, then surely, eventually, we must take it, right?

I mean, that's what the Pope says, he can't be wrong right?

Haven't visited this in like two months. What have I missed?

>he didn't see it

Shit, everyone act natural.

We now have a Diplomacy mod with bunch of neat changes like horse archer AI and the optimal sex scenes.


Other than that, fucking nothing.

>We now have a Diplomacy mod with bunch of neat changes like horse archer AI

Wait, Dickplomacy has that 1257 AI now?

Hoo boy, I'm about to come

Different tiers of castles may be confirmed to be in Bannerlord. See OP pic.

We have horse for shishkebab, lads.

HORSES DID NOTHING WRONG

Is it normal for the Kingdom of Vaegirs for King Yargolek to indict treason every single day.

...

>Female

I hope you enjoy getting raped

>tfw poop bans your best weapon

>long hair and armour

>not just ignoring his orders and doing whatever the fuck you want anyway
>actually listening to the pope

how can we stop this

spread the word of /mbg/ made mods

We should vote Dickplomacy.


Do you want the Jeanne D'Arc style instead?

Did exploding ammo user make this katar?
Where can I download it?

they'll never topple Saxondragon and Cozur's lard-ass egos

you could name it "Hall of Autism" and the top 2 would still fit

you can't unpeel the layers

Cute lady, would rape lovingly.

>Silverstag not on the top 3.

Wait I don't get it, what's wrong with the picture?

SAXONDRAGON AND COZUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>You may think it does, but it doesn't

Holy fuck they going full Blizzard now

>Having one ladder is pefect

Is there any more juicy shit?

>suffering from the rectal version of the Battle of Cannae
Medium kek

Should I, for m'lady?

the PooP devs did a few DMCA takedown requests on the falconian version too

You should. After you accept the request you can pound her box and then cancel out on her quest. Literally a cum-dump

Just cancer.
Someone around here has all the Saxon posts.

really whats the difference between silverstag and floris

floris is more like vanilla mechanics-wise
silverstag is less like vanilla mechanics-wise

...

I bet he rubs his hands all the time, thinking about that Brytenwalda money.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.

Has anybody tried out diplomacy 4 litdun?

Can someone please reupload Tweakbro's Blood & Steel? Link is dead

I'm playing Floris and whenever I get a companion their first name changes to "Palantinus" or something. Is this supposed to happen?

So how up to date is that Falconian link?

Yes.
I don't know why it's like that though.

>Floris

just another dumb floris "feature" added for no reason except to be different from Native
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palatine

floris rules!

>The next version of PoP will not be a mod
What does that even mean? I hope he isn't going to make a shitty game.

>floris

niceme.me
Oh boy that's confusing

No, it means he's so deluded that he thinks TW will work with him to make it an official DLC.

he wants a deal akin to Viking Conquest, Carribean, NW, etc.
remember to share and pirate PooP during Bannerlord!

Floris is a compilations of mods added together, some say in an unlikeable clusterfuck.
Silverstag is it's own mod with many new game-play mechanics, including a complete new recruitment system.

Isn't that obvious ? He (they) just want to make a fucking paying mod for Bannerlord that will basically be PooP.
But you know what ? I kinda want them to make it. That's right. Make your paying mod, have people pay for it. And what will happen ?
Oh no, people will not give you their money and give you an egowank.
No. They're going to shit on your "expansion" in every bit space of community available when they realize they paid for a mediocre cringy fantasy mod that took off from its LOTR fanfiction roots to explode into the ego trip it is now.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

have you made any plans in preparation for Bannerlord?

I'm posting angry Cao Cao, so this fucker can't post angry Cao Cao

>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

What about that Dynasty Warriors one?

Don't forget the console faggotry because Lord knows TW won't enforce shit. There is a huge problem going on right now with the FO4 modding community where people are deliberately an openly stealing mods and uploading them for consoles, and then putting them behind a paywall.

They are then cheered for this because they are "taking a stand" against da ebul PCucks when there is usually a pretty good reason for it being on PC (namely it uses libraries the consoles don't support).

Then when something goes wrong (which it will), the guy who uploaded the mod points them to the original mod author and says it's THEIR fault it doesn't work because they are da ebul PCuck monster who didn't make it for consoles.

And then the ones that are having problems swarm the original author and simultaneously demand they fix it while giving them shit for keeping it only to PC.

It's a goddamn trainwreck and if Saxondragon gets his way, that's the trainwreck he'll be getting into.

So let him.

You know the plan.

How's Warwolf now BTW?

Where till the horizon there's nought to be seen
But vast empty plains, blue sky and grass green,
There roameth the steppe and tends to her herd
Yon pure steppe waifu, who makes my heart hurt.
I sit here and hanker—I sit here alone—
For yon steppe waifu, the saddle her throne.
Her kingdom as far as her eyes can see—
To that distant place I wish I could flee.
Alas here I sit, these generals my trap;
I shitpost, I rhyme, I long for the steppe
No waifu, no laifu, but maybe one day
I'll get on a horse and be on my way—
With pure steppe waifu in her yurt to lay.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjz5RzYGU

You didn't answer my question.

a lot of Cao Caos today

With all the memes going on lately I hope we won't end up like /KAHspg/

Healthy dose of memes keeps the general alive tbqh, and unlike other meme spouting generals, we also talk about the game.

True enough