/pdg/ - Payday: The heist & Payday 2 General

No Jacket Jackoffs allowed Edition

Thread with shit character players: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc
youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc

I believe that Detective Manny Pardo is the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time and if you disagree you are obviously a brainwashed Jacket Jackoff. Jacket isn't even that good of a killer, he has already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, The Miami Mutilator. Sound scary? Well, it's a good thing the master detective Manny Pardo is right on the case. However... this may be too much... even for a man like him.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6yNJc4QQtjo
youtube.com/watch?v=WKDShLCJsbM
reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/540d55/am_i_the_only_one_that_keeps_crashing_for/d7y686v
youtube.com/watch?v=4QYuEX6K2q4
steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/350543841945147338/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1st for Valmet!

2nd for perpetual beta the game with no core improvements after 2 years

The game is basically a gun and they keep adding shit instead of improving the goddamn gun

It's bag simulator and stale shooty looty the game.

Payday 2 should die and Payday 3 should be in production or on hiatus while they work on a new IP

It's on overkill I can't do it solo. Turrets are garbage and instantly run out of ammo even on AP, there are no good spots to put trip mines, the mechanic is right next to the turret, bots are useless

Nah you just suck shit.

>It's on overkill I can't do it solo.
yes you can
>turrets instantly run out of ammo
you should have jack of all trades aced since it's in the same tree,get extra lead ace if you feel like you need more ammo,also pick them up when the mechanic asks you to do something
>the mechanic is right next to the turret
try resetting.

fuck you nigger I got it

geez so mean

>6 posters in 2 hours
It's dead, Jim

No, it's just that hotlinefag was dumb and made a thread early.

>no core improvements,
>what is the Thanatos and RPG,

11th for sexy sydney

12th for cute sydney

That's a big head

sydney was a mistake

more room to fit cocks inside

>dw jewelry store
>your reputation was too low to join this server

I was level 70

>dw jewelry store
>You have been kicked from the lobby

nth for soundtrack update

youtube.com/watch?v=6yNJc4QQtjo

Goonmod update when? I have a mask sitting here waiting to be customized but the game crashes if Goonmod is on, since the last update.

Is there information about "Steal from the rich" release?

What do you mean by this?

>game has a level filter but not a infamy/hours filter

For what fucking purpose? People with experience can do heists in DW even if they're level 40 or something, I just want to kick "[BR]progaymer" that plays John Wick with 20 hours in the game joining my DW lobbies.

ONE

full version of Steal From The Rich (Give To Myself) was not released as soundtrack part / Vicklund's single track. Simon said it was bugged and causes crashes in music sequencer, so he tried to restore project, but there are no news about success of failure

Well shit, I haven't heard it until now. Sounds pretty good too.

>playing Biker Heist
>open train car on day 2
>bikers are all dead
>Cloaker alone in the middle of the room doing his animation for knocking people down

In biker heist trailer you can hear a part from full version
i'm waiting for that track since spring break 2015
youtube.com/watch?v=WKDShLCJsbM

>reinstall after a year or so
>reinstall DLC unlocker first thing
>the first guy who joins my game challenges me to idological debate about piracy in video games

>Being poor
Your fault

>he's not poor

Shillfest?

fuck off for two days

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k i c k

Friday

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Have mods gone too far ?
Or is it just people

Meth batch complete.

They'll have gone too far when people start to abuse this beauty.

Kardashian Paris apartment heist when.

Crimefest when reeeeeeee

I know it's leddit, but
reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/540d55/am_i_the_only_one_that_keeps_crashing_for/d7y686v

Cool, I'll give it a try, thanks.

how long can you listen to bulldozers screaming

youtube.com/watch?v=4QYuEX6K2q4

for you

>Vote kick
>Everyone votes for host

an entire heist.

>I don't want to hear it.
>takes screenshots of the chatlog anyway

What a fucking faggot, getting his panties in a twist for an update for a video game.

>crimefest releases friday
>turns out day 1 is yet again just more bullshit
>community in flames
>overkill responds, "it's the weekend, we're not in right now ;)"
>weekend passes
>community cools down
>everyone just accepts the dick up their ass
>cuckfest continues as scheduled

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how are people this dumb

silencios??

Will we get customizable safe houses on friday?

If I am using DLC Unlocker and some reddit shitter uses stop the cheater on me what can I do to fix it

stop playing with pubs

1) has this actually happened to you?
2) download STC yourself, kick redditor, turn it on and then off

>Stop The Cheater [STC]
>With this modification you are able to fight back the cheaters by slowing them down. All the cheaters that you will encounter in the game will be forced to enter slow motion mode (0.05) times the normal speed.

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Why do they take this garbage so seriously?

It has happened once. Does the mod even affect the user have you tested this

i haven't tested it but i'm 90% sure it should work
you waste my time, I waste yours

pubs were a mistake.

doxx him.

That doesn't fix it, retard
He specifically asked how to fix it

If a redditor is doxxed publicly he'll kill himself.
That's a heck of a fix in my book.

>infamy V+ using meth helper
>in stealth mode so people don't notice
Is there anything sadder?

It doesn't unfreeze the match you were playing and it doesn't prevent future redditors.

>It doesn't unfreeze the match you were playing
>still wanting to play with an StC redditor

>it doesn't prevent future redditors
More doxxing, more suicides.

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i wish there was a mod to instakick someone who uses meth helper

i fucking hate when i host rats and this shitter starts cooking using his meth helper so i can't cook myself

>meth helper

Jesus, that sounds so sad. Does it automaticaly put the mats in or something?

im infamy X with 500 hours and i use bccfs because i play tired off my ass or drunk

It tells you what ingredient to use before Bain says it. As soon as it's available to put it, it spoonfeds you what Bain is going to say.

Don't remember what exactly is that one, it eithers just tells you or stop people from putting the wrong thing, it's just like carry stack that gives away shitters

>FIRESTARTER:Day 2
>This is a FBI branch office so you really,really,REALLY want to be careful
>fast forward to hoxton breakfast where you go to the FBI HEADQUARTERS with no bitching from bain

>FIRESTARTER:Day 3
>"Good thing you didn't mess with Hector,playing with fire would have gotten us burned
>fast forward to hoxie poxie's revenge where you and 3 other shitters can gangrape him mercilessly

bain's intuition is pure shit

>still wanting to play with an StC redditor
You kick him you fucking tard
The scenario is so simple I can't fathom how you don't understand it

Bain gets completely cut off by hoxton, who takes over the mission. Yes he would have bitched otherwise because hoxton's plan is shit, Wolf got shot minutes before the FBI is not going anywhere fuck off you chav

At the time the gang thought Hector was still a druglord, not a fuccboi in custody. Canonically this is also one of their first big jobs so they don't have influence or protection yet.
Also it's marked bills

>Getting down at the start of Boiling Point
>Having full health on DW THEN CLOAKA SMOKA
Thanks OVK

Before someone gets mad
>Canonically this is also one of their first big jobs
*after starting over in DC

>HM D2 pro job, host who was silent all of day 1 suddenly gets a stick up his ass about GO FAST
>FAST GET THE COKE
>GO FAST FOR COKE
>DONT LOSE ANY COKE
>and basically keeps parroting that shit, makes me take the saw
>tries to get everyone in suit but only guy #2 listens to him

>day starts
>immediately in the second floor both suit tards get instadowned by a tripmine
>guy #3 keeps running
>I keep running

How do you report someone that its literally sharing the DLC unlocker, I mean a steam user

why do you care

It's in the OP, retard

To see if he gets some kind of ban

the only thing he's gonna get is be banned from the games group and lose the community items and since he has a dlc unlocker he wont lose it anyway
you can try to tell the mods or something

They don't give a fuck.
I've reported around a dozen of hackers joining my lobbies with video proof, they don't give a single sliver of a fuck.
The only way they can ban you is if you used SAM to unlock 2 achievements at once, because they have a bot that does it for them. And apparently it gives false positives, so.

>And apparently it gives false positives, so.
What the fuck? How do they find you though, do you need to post on the discussions and they'll scan you?

well he is a admin of some "group" literally made a pinned post or comment where you can download the DLC unlocker

I'm pretty sure they only scan people that post in the discussions, yeah.

if this is about the shitty /pdg/ steam group, the admins literally use PP so that's no big news

Well shit, I joined cook off a few weeks ago trying to get to infamy X on my 9th infamy because I wanted the venger and the game somehow auto completed and got me to 100 even though I was 60. Do they even care if you try to explain it to them?

>cook off pubs
That's a cheaters paradise dude, just do it solo or with friends only

So you went from 60 to 100
At which point does this unlock multiple achievements at the same time

It was under an hour. I was thinking that it would make me look suspicious since I've seen games that say "not enough heists/hours to read infamy whatever"

>I've seen games that say "not enough heists/hours to read infamy whatever"
PD2stats is extremely outdated anyways, it literally gives false positives nowadays

Oh okay cool. Thanks, I was worried even though it probably doesn't matter to most people

Doesn't ngbto have it or something?

False positives only keep you from playing with NGBTO retards so they're doing you a favor anyways.
And overkill can only ban you from the steam community group cesspool so they'd be doing you a favor anyways.

Kinda the same but its different, at least the group is filled with good goys oy vey

Sometimes it says "warning" because its trying to guess what the fuck was happening then it disappears, pub more

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/350543841945147338/
It's funny to see people panicking because they don't understand how cheating works in this game