/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1000

Millenial Extravaganza Edition

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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>EA is shutting down the Bioware forums. Posting has been disabled, but you can access the archives until October 25th
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (IT WILL HAVE WAIFUS EVENTUALLY)

Sales:
N/A

Andromeda info: pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
New trailer coming on November 7

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Pulling off Thom's fake beard

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

Friendly reminder that the thousand thread general will never die

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/zOtpeYERu9w
imgur.com/o0EFDfI
imgur.com/a/i2eRw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Also, cute squid girls

For shame.

What did I do wrong?

Do has anyone been here since #001 or before the numbering system was put in place?

What were the memes like?

for solas's full wet diaper

>DA2
If you can't see, I can't make you.
Night /dag/.

I want Garrett Hawke to raw me

elderly man needs assistance.jpg

Just for the record, Gaider left Bioware because he felt like he had no chance of advancement and because of how many gay bashing women there was at Bioware. At Beamdoggydog he got a nice position and he wasn't getting poisoned by estrogen anymore. That's all there was to it, EA didn't really care either way but probably considered him a liability due to his homosexual supremacist sentiments.

can you write a fic where he sexually bullies weekes

Reminder that Anders is best waifu

Most annoying people in the thread:
>solaswives and serafags
>kiki
>k-pop fags
>fake /meg/ refugees
>normies

OK-list
>mr. sword
>liara-user
>normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
>people who is currently playing DA and posting results
>creativefriends
>suddenly game/lore discussions fags
>kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)
>autismos

Yes, I can imagine women feel feel very threatened by him

t. autismo

He used to be just another ugly incel nerd but after Bioware got this whole "diversity" schtick going he was suddenly surrounded by women. It got so bad he went mad and declared himself gay.

I could. I've actually heard real rumors about sexual encounters in the Bioware offices but I dunno, Weekes is a cuckold fetishist, how would Gaider bully someone like that?

>Weekes is a cuckold fetishist
Is he really?

It's not entirely confirmed but consider it a very plausible theory.

>Me when surrounded by dagnas.
youtu.be/zOtpeYERu9w

user...

Gayder always had the look of a sexual predator except that one time when he worked on Origins and the PR people made him look like a comfy older guy but does he actually fuck fanboys you think?

emphasis on the "boys"

Meredith did nothing wrong.

If I was a Bioware dude I'd stick to the boys too and I'm not even gay. For some reason their games only attract shit tier women.

>Gaider: "Well, I do own a purple wand or two. I'm not a savage."
Reading Gaider's twitter is like staring into a great abyss.

True, I'm still kind of annoyed you had to fight her anyway.

Where are the goddamn eyefies

What do you call a shot of only your cleavage?

Chestfies?

Shitty OP

I feel my T levels sinking just from looking at this.

All she did was go shopping for some nice decor to spruce up her office, honestly not her fault she bought a cursed fuckstick

The image of the giant push pop dildo is forever burnt into my mind

W-w-why do I want to fuck that shifty Isabella

Looks like you like mommies.

>tfw you will never impregnate Isabella and make her a mummy slut

At least there's Morrigan right

>trying to sleep with isabela when you have romanced morrigan with you
Oh yes this is amusing

Of course the actual slut Leliana is okay with it. I guess LF can be forgiven for falling for her meme in DA:O because he was still young and dumb.

>mfw DAO Isabela bears almost no resemblance to DA2 Isabela

At least they didn't do to her what they did to Anders. How can you go from the most likeable character of DA:A to the whiny clingy prick that he was in DA2

Backwards character development and spirits

Never did that, how mad does she get? Does Isabela survive?

She's incredibly venomous and Isabela backs off

Bioware can't design armor at all, can they? Everything just looks plastic and shitty, and lord the clipping. Somehow armor looks even worse in Inquisition than it did in Origins.

Don't insult my waifu like that, he just needs a good dicking that's all

Heh... Silly Andersfag, boys can't be waifus!

Cute...

She also gets snippy if you ask for kisses as rewards in Redcliffe

I'd forgotten how silly this looks

>Controlling and psychotic
>Cute

Yes!

oww, my ears won't stop screaming

My ass won't stop gaping~

So this is your idea of a celebration huh...

It's the worst. We should have a poolparty or something.

We have to wait until mommy comes with the cake

Do a Let's Play for us in the meantime.

As much as I like DA armor design, Hawke's is fucking weird. Especially his Rogue gear, sticking a shadow assassin into bright red just reeeeally doesn't seem smart

I don't know how people do this, I either talk or I play, doing both will result in fucking one of those things up for me.

Holy shit dead

>Unironically fucked up the link to the previous thread
>DA2
Just fucking kys

I've had all I can take of this cycle of disappointment, I'm sorry everyone but I'm going to end it

>cycle of disappointment
my washing machine doesn't have this setting

In the office? Have these people no pride?
He just looks jaded and fed up with shit.
And looks somewhat embarrassed to even be there in that one.

They're in everyone's folder, waiting to be sent.
Yeah, it's kinda seared in there for me too.
I guess that's what I get for clicking shit.
She looks like a big, warm, brown pillow?

You did it!
Let the celebration begin, etc.
I thought you did LPs for a while though?

Yeah, I fucked the link up. The DA2 thing was meant to be sarcastic though

What are you ending, user?

I had to check 3 times to realize that that's not a giant red dildo in the background.
>I thought you did LPs for a while though?
Nay, never. If I ever do any it will be post commentary with proper editing I guess, people prefer live though so I might as well just not do it.

Good grief guys.

Alright, my eye started watering right before I took this.
imgur.com/o0EFDfI

Neat color. Blue and green or is it just the lighting? My phone is being a spastic so I'm having to e-mail my fucking eyefie to myself to get it onto my desktop, and the e-mail refuses to actually send

imgur.com/a/i2eRw
There we go

from 1 to 10 how good is DA inquisition?

6-8 depending on your attachment to Dragon Age lore and how much you like the waifus

I'm literally new to dragon age and only played the beginning of the first game

The first one is a better game. I'd play that, then, if you want more, play Inquisition

At least, that's my opinion. Inquisition isn't a bad game, it just isn't mindblowing

belfies

Blue with yellow, and thank you.
Is it like a deep green? I'm outside and put it on the brightest screen setting on my phone, but the picture is dark.

Yeah. They're kind of brown in the pic, and my pupil is ridiculously dilated, which isn't helping I'm sure

belfies?

Fuck off already

I'm home now and can see it better. I don't see any brown though, just a nice clear dark green.
Why would your pupils be dilated?
Post away, user.
Do it how you want to first and just see if it garners any interest. Aren't people more pressured to do a faster run if they're live?
People have said it's got a lot of MMO type quests, but you can just follow the main questlines mostly if that's a problem.

Remember when Bioware made good game(s)?

Its been so long....

8-9 when i first played it
after coming back and playing it again i feel like it's a 6

Tulpa, where's all the things you promised?

Is he finally willing to wear a dress?

Just vocaroo and glassesfie so far, unless he agreed to more.

Will RPG writers EVER learn to write interesting and engaging characters instead of one dimensional gimmick characters????

Regroup

Tell me your ideal da4 experience

Patience, threads last a week here!