/owg/ - Overwatch General

>The 75.3135% Club

This has to be one of the most tedious countdowns in the history of videogames.

In epic last point showdown where Defense team spamming Dva's to stall. Looks like we're about to finally win.

-You have lost connection to battlenet.

Barely started playing Lucio, so does his music affects everyone around him without shooting on them like Ana? But then what's the range of his music?

What if*

Tedious AND pointless because it'll just go into another countdown or timer.

I don't think anyone really cares about Sombra all that much now after how badly Blizzard fucked everything up.

The only acceptable D.Va pairings are D.Va x S76 and D.Va x D.Va

Yes. You can see how many people you're healing, there's a number on your screen.

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Probably? Seems to reset her health...but at what level?

>usually sees very low play time
>requires a high skill player
>I don't think she is a problem right now

Can someone tell what version of Overwatch is Jeff playing? Because it sure as hell isn't the same i do.

Should've put in 25-50-75% milestones that reveal lore and character bits.

Thoughts? I'm a shitter btw

>Pick Hanzo because tilted as fuck
>20 second lag spike and finally disconnect

I guess I deserved it

Post spray combos

>Smugberry
Why is she so perfect? I want to hug that smug

Anyone know or have an idea of why they changed (see: redid) Hanzo's "Sage!" voice line? I understand why they would change Mercy's "Piece of kek!" line but why bother fucking with Hanzo's least used, or at least it won't be used at all once all the furfag okami-hanzo get their hands on the new Spirit Dragon voice line.

Hey that's not that bad. But I'm a shitter too so what do I know.

Why would a flatty flatty pancaketits be smug

So is Mei fat or does she just have huge clothes?

Also why is chinese such a sexy language?

>tfw it'll be a countdown to blizzcon
>sombra will hack a panel to reveal herself

It's gonna be pretty embarrassing but Blizz will think they did great

Cutest and best pairing

Huge clothes.

It really isn't.

I want to breed Symmetra and FUCK her regal legs!!!

>23 deaths.
Didn't need to tell us twice

>Auto-lock Hanzo
>team already has a Widowmaker and Ana
>has this skin

Is there a more obvious "I'm a fucking shitter enjoy the loss while I rage in chat" hero/skin combo than Okami Hanzo?

IT'S A PERFECT DAY FOR SOME MEI-HEM!

Overwatch map tier list

>Actually a good map
Overwatch has none

>Good map, it's enjoyable
Gibraltar, King's Row, Hollywood

>Won't miss this map
Route 66, Nepal, Dorado, Numbani, Illios, Chyyyna

>Would actually be happier if the map was deleted
Eichenwald, Hanamura, Anubis, Volskaya

Cuddlemaker

I'd eat his snackbar and gulp down his juice if you know what i'm saying.

>Also why is chinese such a sexy language?

Have you heard Mei say the Chinese Poem? It sounds like a retarded penguin is saying it, and I actually LIKE Mei. Chinese is one of the dumbest sounding languages due to the long vowel pronunciations.

It's NEVER a perfect day for Meihem.

Balanced for ults :^)

>get disconnected
>can't rejoin match

????????????????

What rating? I'm a gold who fell to the silver ratings
Kek

nth for memes

As a 76 main I like Gibraltar, especially on defense.

>tfw 3062 and steadily climbing
What happened to this game? Did it finally decide to give me some good teams and stop shitting on me?

Bug that won't see a major attempt at being fixed until two weeks from now

Volskaya wouldn't be quite as horrid if you could reasonably use the other half of the a point approach. Or if you didn't basically scream HOOK ME ROADDADDY when going though the side approaches of point b.

>D.Va x D.Va

Is this actually thing?

hana song likes dad dong!

Gold sitting high-middle. Working on climbing on out, but it'll take a while due to getting ties every 3 matches.

Don't you think her whole motivation is lame? Hurr, I need to kill to feel feelings.

been a thing for months, some user wrote a really hot d.va x d.va fic

Best Zarya skin, all other skins are bad.

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>Don't you think her whole motivation is lame?
Not really the other OW characters are just as shallow. I just love that blue.

Link?

Implying islander roadaddy isn't the best skin.

What the hell was Blizzard thinking when designing this shit skin?

I have classes at 8

Lena Hana best couple!

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She keeps him together.

Well memed, I'm a big fan of the original
this new one has bad resolution and probably should have used a different stand, like maybe frog lucio

>least used
i and a lot of other hanzos i've seen spam that line. it sounds ridiculous
>sah geh

>Roadhog players
>reading comprehension

>Zarya

>Decent skins

If you play Hanzo and don't use the "Hm..." voice line you might as well play Widowmaker like the fuccboi you are.

>mad
>u

they wanted to make a skin tumblr would like

>no qt vampire gf to suck your blood

>mad
>cause Russian of many lasers will never get a good skin.

>when people say Symmetra is the best autistic girl

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this is easily the best skin in the game

Don't leave him out you fucking bitch.

I kind of like her snow suit though. best of a bad situation.
Maybe she'll get something cool for halloween

she's not autistic, just slightly socially awkward

>sah geh
>sah geh
>sah geh
>sah geh
>sah
>sah

Yeah her weightlifter skin wasn't terrible either but something real good would be nice.

tear that bitch apart. reveal THE TRUTH

how does a bug like this exist?

...I didn't get that one and I'm always real jealous when I see it

Now I am the one who's mad

She'll probably get a Frankenstein skin.

I hope they pump out more comics after first strike. I feel like that will be the story ball rolling.

it's already confirmed that roadhog has a frankenstein skin and junkrat has a dr frankenstein skin

There best be guaranteed Halloween skins or other items when they come out. The fact they didn't do that for the Olympic set made me real salty.

True, love the blue.

>wake up
>realise that I won't be able to get the rad reaper profile icon for at least another year

Who /stillmourning/ here?

Haven't kept up with the news, is there really new skins coming along? proof?

today is patch day right? we are going to get a patch today right?

In the end, Ana gets that ass all to herself. You dun goofed Reyes.

>Warm up on QP
>Going well
>Enter a game on comp
>Team keeps jumping off cliffs
>We lose
>Go back to QP
>Kill some time
>Go back to comp
>Team plays well for a bit
>Halfway through the round, 4 teammates quit the game
>We lose

Why do I even bother?

Today? It's still yesterday in blizzardland.

>started to like genji
>nerfed
>like mcree
>nerfed
fucking played d.va for 5 hours straight.
hope they wont seriouslynerf this

at least you'll have a chance at some edgy halloween icons soon you won't get the one you want :^)

The only one I'm sad I didn't get was American McCree but I'm bad with him anyway

Sometimes when I'm feeling down I visit the Battleborn subreddit to feel better about myself

She just got a buff so she probably won't get anything major soon.