/twg/ - Total War General

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>it wasn't the day

FUCKING CA

AN ENTIRE MONTH

WITHOUT ANY FUCKING RELEVANT NEWS

BRAVO

G O B L I N S

all dogs army, a siege unit may be included for blowing up walls (or not because fucking dogs chew on gates like they are bubblegum)

Rollan!

>recruited a stack of bow monks at my buffed up archer recruiting city to upgrade my armies
>two enemy stacks invade and attack from the coastline
>have rows upon rows of bow monks defending the city
>mfw they only managed to climb one wall before getting btfo

Kholek monster-only I guess, but that's really powerful, so it's not quite comparable to those other ones.

Trolls, nothing but trolls.

Medieval 3 when?

later

>inferior Shogun track

This one's better. Best track in Shogun 2 desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=OyVG6-UC7Ww

Vampire Bretonnia: Blood Knights only, zombies only, final destination

This is something I miss. Fully upgrading troops to be specialists at something, then memeing the hell out of the enemy.

oh shit

Bloodthirsters when?

What did they mean by this?

DLC

Hopefully never.

Pre-release stuff that never made it into the final game.

>mfw people try to attack a Date army

actually, more specifically

>Vampire Lord
>Vampire Lady
>Blood Knights
>zombos

are the only acceptable units

>rowing with that much momentum
>not touching chest on bench

Standard bearers DLC

>As Avitus barely survived, the Goth's blade crushed his helmet and scraping his scalp, he remembered that one time in the academy when he called the Empress "mommy"

>try out DX12 mode
>runs pretty damn smooth
>suddenly random texture flickering out of nowhere

JUST

Do you love your Mummy /twg/?

For all the fuckers asking why we are begging for dlc:

This game is fucking bland. It LACKS contents

When a dlc comes out, you get a FLC in any case, and the AI either get new units or new races

new DLC=new free content=an actual reason to start a new campaign instead of just replaying the same scenarised campaign

kekd

I NEED HER FAT BUTT ON MY FACE AND MOUTH, PLEASE

I wonder what her voice will be like in the game. Also she gives bonuses to archers in the TT but I think it would be interesting if she also had some kind of bonus for agents acting against vamps. And what quests she and Settra will have (since they are the only kangz of note that are not buddies whith the big N)

Of course in a necrophiliac way because I fuck everything that moves or doesn't:^)

I figure Settra will be all about restoring the empire (conquering the Badlands, Estalia, Tilea, and the Border Princes) and Khalida will be about religious quests and vampires.

fucking spoilers, how do they even work

Delete this, she is pure

>Gook elfs

Would Arkhan the Black be their other Legendary Lord? I mean he acts kind of like a mercenary since Nagash was gone, but I think they could say he gave his services to Settra or something right?

Though I wonder if they would go with his End Times look if that were the case.

Pure slut alright.

Probably, this is a kitchen sink setting so all the big boys are here to play, timelines or allegiances be damned

>no tits

I think they will add Nagash eventually as another danger after archie and the gang, and it would be weird not to have Arkhan with him. That leaves Tomb Kings with Settra and Khalida as most well known and used lords and khalida doubles with muh womyn representation and maybe the new mummy movie (merketing will find it usefull). Also her eternal bitchfight with Neferata and their badass showdown during the ET was awesome and I guess many lorefags would want to replicate that me too . So I would be surprised if she werent the second lord. Also I think Kangz are Graces favorite faction so extra optimistic about them being done right

>When you win just right

I love chokepointing.

>hoplites
>cav
Literally who cares

>pure

the deep thinking goblin sits there, in the back of your head. It sometimes call out on you, gives you a drive, changes your mood.

The deep thinking goblin sometimes comes out when I make a post that is not up to par. It tells me "no, this isnt right". And then the deep thinking goblin comes out with vidya, or tv series and tells me "no, this is boring, do something else"

and then there is nothing that can change that.

The deep thinking goblin even goes further, when you look at a QT girl, and the deep thinking goblin goes like "is she wearing piercings? Are those tattoo's? What the fuck is she eating? Does she look like she is pretty dumb and/or a consumer whore?" And then no matter what, without the deep thinking goblins approval. Nothing works anymore.

The deep thinking goblin forces you to give a cringeworthy smile, to a marketer, work employee or some other person that EVERYONE likes, because the deep thinking goblin tells you that what that person is and does, its shit.

The deep thinking goblin goes out into the city, sees all the shitskins, niggers, fat people, and other assortments of degenerate retards and tells you "when they smile at you, give them the meanest look you can muster, because they are shit."

and still, this deep thinking goblin is like a god.

We need a Byzantine Total War. Medieval faggots get there crusader states, Roman faggots get there Byzantines (along with greek fire and Vargarains), and Islam faggots get there Muslim kingdoms and shit.

Its a win win for everyone!

Why not just make it med 3 at that point?

Sorry. I can't find the rts general.

Can someone advise me on buying or not Company of Heroes 2? How does it compare to other RTS games, including the original CoH?

It's in the new humble bundle and I have locked the BTA at ~$4.

Thanks.

And since I'm already here, is TW Warhammer good? How would you rank it in previous TW games?

If they dont make a victoria type total war then a medieval 3 with the same focus on Byzantium Rome 3 had on Rome then that would be pretty good. It would even help with the name since they said they dont want to make a "3" expansion

TWW is good, it just needs more content in it, which it is slowly getting.

Well, that's good to hear. I was excited for it, so I assumed it would turn out to be shit.

>best mummy
>best queen
>best warhammer qt
>best palace

Perfection.

COH2 is great game one of few good rts in recent years
Unlike many other rts when u just click on unit and then right click on enemy and see how they kill each other in this one u need to use tactic, cover and shit, but it still have classic rts feel
And ye warhammer is good one of best TW game

>best mummy
possible since there aren't any good ones anyway
>best queen
best at killing vampires, there's literally nothing else to her
>best warhammer qt
literally the absolute opposite
>best palace
for sand-dwelling sub-humans

Making Kingdoms 2 would probably be better and more marketable with a focus on the crusades.

Are there any 200-unit size mods that work for TW:WH? It seems that one of the recent patches broke all of them.

I found CoH2 supremely disappointing compared to CoH, but then again I haven't played it since launch.

Literally a fucking rotting corpse
Is there anything more disgusting than fucking a zombie/mummy?

>queen

Well she doenst really do much since she lets Settra do the heavy lifting and mostly sits at her palace planning and funding vampire genocide

brave peasant

Fucking a brettonian peasant

>t. Neferata

I better fuck a peasant, than a dirty smelly rotten body that full of maggots and other shitt

Good, gooooood....
Thanks.

Obviously, Khalida is not for sexual.
You pervert

Shits on fire yo

I swear WoC is actually Just impossible.

>Brettonian peasants
>Implying theres a difference
>Implying Khalida is not free of smells maggots and stuff thanks to spooky kang magic
>Implying she is for sexual in the first place

Neferata pls go and stay go

>focus on the crusades

Not with the current poiltical situation pal

Sooooo whats a good mod for Shogun 2?
One that adds lots of content to make the game fresh?

>People here would unironically NOT fuck Neferata's hot, dead bod.
Please, tell me you're jesting.

>start a warhammer campaign
>personally fight nearly every battle early game
>eventually establish a strong empire and unlock good units
>autoresolve every single battle from now on because now that i've seen all that faction has to offer, just want to finish the campaign as quickly as possible
every fucking time

>Modding a perfection

in warhams is the unit exp out of 100? so every 3 turns units get a chevron if I use a hero with trainning?

Hey Teethman you actually cmae back

That's not him look at the file name.

I'm imposter, but i follow his teaching

But controversy sells. It's not like TW paints anyone as the bad guy most of the time either, so people could take any side they liked.

Master of Strategy

I fucking hope he gave the longer yaris back to the ashigaru.

>Yari Samurai are the ones with the longer yaris
>They don't have spear wall
>They use short yari animations which look really silly with the longer yari.

There is always that little thing that ruins whole mods. Release me from this autism.

>touching on history in a discussion on another board
I really had forgotten how ignorant other people are. I think i need to retreat to my safe space here for a while.

Now that even the delusional fat NEETS loves crusaders and muh christian heritage, values and lifestyle, it would sell like hotcakes.

>still no mod where Ungrimm starts in Karak Kadrin
youtube.com/watch?v=yjhAegvsXfE

I'm not into leather.

Let's see.

Do you have one for Third Age Total War?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=689956899

Literally a day 1 mod

Are Slayers one of the most metal things in Warhammer?

noise marines are. if you are including 40k

They used to literally have guitars.

>Suicidical manlets
no

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