What is the best familly sedan you can buy currently, and why is it the Chevrolet SS?

Honestly though, what were they thinking when they named it the "scat pack"

>gm
>australian
The only way you could make this vehicle worse is by putting a pushrod V8 in it.

Oh, wait.....

that all the cubby holes will be filled with literal human feces

nostalgia and when they came if that name 40 years ago world wans't fucked up with porn yet

Maybe trying to get some nostalgic buyers?

>Scat Pack Club
Giggity.

cadillac cts-v or ats-v

bmwusa.com/bmw/M/M5/

If money isn't an issue, zee germans

>Fosters

It's not even sold here, why does everyone think we drink it?

Most common beer in Australia would probably be XXXX Gold or Carlton Draught to be honest. Emu Bitter if you're some daft cunt who lives on the west coast.

almost

I'm with whoever said the CTS-V.

SS is probably the better value tho.

Barring offerings from Maserati, Aston, etc. In that price range I'd pick up an S60p well before the SS. Also the g8 GXP, m3, 335, S4, and ofc ATS-v, all give or take 10k

It's probably because their motto is "Foster's. Australian for beer."

Would you pick a ctsv over an m5?

If I could afford one new, hell yeah I would.

Not him but the E60 M5 was such garbage that I'll never trust BMW with anything larger than an I6 ever again

They should re-release the magnum and make a hellcat. That would take my vote

Magnum was exclusively....not a sedan

I loved my E60, on what grounds are you calling it garbage?

It was basically a Chrysler 300 wagon. It was even sold as the Chrysler 300 wagon in Europe. The front ends are freely exchangable.

No, The E60 was an excellent car it simply wasn't an E39 M5. It had just over 500 HP, a top speed above 200mph, and a ride the is very sweet as long as it was left in comfort mode. Now that the price of the E60 is around 25K people who can't afford one are buying them, and complaining about the cost of upkeep. Did you think a seven-speed SMG was going to be problem free forever?

Some people in the US have swapped Chrysler front ends onto Dodge Magnums to recreate the European model. Swaps in the opposite direction also exist.

>yfw it was ONE executive in his 80s who hated the Magnum that caused its demise
Ralph Gilles said the Magnum may come back since that guy is no longer with the company since the bailout. He was one of the purged executives.
>Ralph Gilles has no problem telling presidential candidates they're full of shit

>worse than a 13 year old bimmer
roadandtrack.com/new-cars/car-comparison-tests/features/a25248/the-comparison-2003-bmw-m5-versus-2015-chevrolet-ss/

yes why would i pick m5

Scat literally means shit fetish. And the charger looks as shit as it's appalling build quality.

>Scat
>White pants

>strawmanning
>this hard
Pic related you commie prick

>(͡°͜ʖ͡°)

I don't think you know what strawman means.
>mfw he calls this ad hominem

>Scat only refers to poop porn
Fucking idiots like you are why Veeky Forums is shit. Or should I say scat?

Except it is ad hom, fag

No one in Australia would know that, they don't drink it

It's literally this

But they eat at Outback Steakhouse

>XXXX Gold
Nothing but Coopers on tap here m8.

Wrong answer nigga

Scat means to go, fuckin millenial

Not anymore

t. German

Nothing on the menu of Outback Steakhouse is even remotely what one would call uniquely "Australian". Nor is there even a single one of those restaurants in Australia. And to be quite honest, most of the available palate here is more of the Chinese, Greek, and Thai variety than anything else.

You need to get ya a bloomin' onion, she'll be right m8

>tfw we dont get the 6.3l Chevy SS wagon the Australians do

...

Get out of here with those pieces of shit. This is the car to get.

Wagons don't sell in the us. blame the CUV market and fucking soccer moms.

>Emu Bitter
Emu export faggot. No self respecting coon would drink emu bitter.

> Yfw you will never eat there

>E90
Good taste nigga

>E90

>N-no you can't buy a pickup if you're not using the space
>Veeky Forums jerks itself off to shitty wagon versions/concepts all day and night
Can you make up your mind

E60, I just glanced at it. Point stays

There is senpai

Cholesterol corner in Wollongong

Definitely a Mercedes CLS63. Everything about it is perfect, except maybe for the fact it's a sedan.

>buy currently
>discontinued

Who would want to spend a minimum of 46k on a Chevy car other than someone with brain damage.

>Not the biggest, best cold beer for hard earned thirst.
>Not drinking VB

In Australia it's a Holden you fuck-knuckle.

>drinking anything from Victoria

Yeah? Tell your bogans that, considering they're the fuckwads putting Chevy bowties on Holdens

hows the reliability on the v8

Fuck those shitcunt Ameriboos

Fucked cry some more ya poof cunt

ive literally seen like two of these

Yeah, they aren't very popular for some reason

The M5 has a V10, not a V8

Oops, actually there are V8s, sorry!

Mfw you have to choose between dodge shitpack and chebby gestapo

>tfw the fastest SS is in my state of Louisiana
>see it show up to a car meet
>he has his family in the car with him

It's badass. Damn shame Holden is getting fucked by GM.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Jso5GOiG9Q

>15lbs boost, stock internals, stock everything
>fastest SS in the world

I see no one gives a flying shit about the SS, then

Yeah I rarely see them. Everyone just builds Corvettes and Camaros instead. I see more Pontiac GTOs than G8s, too.

Diesel fiat

fresh fruit

>I love e60 for it's exterior and v10, but it's very unreliable car.

it has few oil pumps which love to fuck up. And it doesn't has an oil stick so you have to rely on the computer. However, comptuer likes to show more oil than it is so in the end you can end with no oil and fucked up engine.

also smg is not a typical road friendly gerbox, it's a sequential gearbox which works too harsh for a luxury sedan

Well to be fair, an M5 is not a luxury sedan.

Also the oil reader takes 5-10 minutes to even read, and then lags 5-10 minutes from there on out, ask me how I know.

Can conform this.

Other than being able to modify the absolute fuck out of it, it's a good, cheap, comfortably car with all the power you'll ever need.

Thankfully its dead. last of the australian taxi shit

>bad-reliabilty
>bad re-sale values
I've seen many of em sitting for long periods of times in garages. It's a nice car tho.

>cheap
It's actually rather expensive for bargain bin Murrikan standards. The SS starts at 46k, you can get a Camaro or larger Impala for less than 30k. It's also a higher quality vehicle than either of those, but this doesn't matter to Murrikans.

Kek you realise the G8 is just the previous generation of the Chevy SS

G8 = VE Commodore
SS = VF Commodore

Excuse me sir
Actually it has a 6.2L supercharged LSA producing 400KW

And it is called a HSV ClubSport Tourer

HSV = Holden Special Vehicles

isnt that car in your pic an Australian car? Therefore you should be calling it a Holden Commodore.

Come to Australia cunt that's no where near the fastest SS

M5 is objectively a luxury sedan, your opinion won't change that.

>auto only

>best anything
>chevrolet
tet

It's $46,000 US?!!?!? It costs $46,000 AUD. You cunts are getting shafted big time!

proof?

inb4 he posts a HSV

>I see no one gives a flying shit about the SS, then
chevy priced them tooooo high, @50K you might as well save a little more and buy a caddie. they brought the 'caprice' over buy only gave them to the police.

im waiting for the price to go down so i can pick one up for 37K OTD

they had a fire sale in july, 20% off. I pray they have one next year.

i never knew they made this, pretty cool