Pickup truck

>pickup truck
>it can't pick up trucks

seriously?

>3 series
>theres more than 3
for real?

It means to take the things from point A - B. And yeah, you are an idiot.

>station wagon
>it can't station wagons

>Cadillac
>It lacks cattle

huh... well okay

>station wagon
>no wagon
>no station
fo sho ma nigga?

>corvette
>handles like a boat

pretty nice

>Dodge neon
>absolutely no neon when stock

>convertible
>doesn't convert things

But it converts from a car with a roof to a car without one.....

>shooting brake
>nothing breaks
>no one gets shot

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

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>Dodge charger
>can't charge my phone without adapter

>4runner
>can run more then 4 times
wtf

>Veeky Forums
>you spend how much time here? seriously?

>Antilock brakes
>They don't open locks

what the fuck

>brake=break
We're you dropped on your head as an infant?

>Dodge Ram
>cant dodge while ramming

>ford mustang
>not a horse

>vista cruiser
>you can literally cruise the vistas

>Dodge Caliber
>can't be shot out of a gun

>Toyota
>Too big to be a toy

wew lad

>Colt Python
>not a horse snake

kek

>>station wagon
>>railroad refuses to stop passenger train when i park it beside the tracks

come the fuck on

>Coupe
>Only holds a few chickens

fucc

>station wagon
>wasn't used to ride the oregon trail

what a misnomer

>shooting brake
>not a Brembo assembly with a shotgun

I mean come on

>Veeky Forums's year
>not winning the cup

>crossover
>I'm not even playing basketball
Really?

But it's still a car

>subaru forester
>doesn't come with a lumberjack

wtf

>nissan hardbody
>drive it and im still soft and flabby

That would be the deforestor, no?

> we're

>Toyota HiLux
>not very high, not a lot of luxury

> Prerunner
> Doesn't jog anywhere

> Jeep liberty
> Isn't free

>Ford Cougar
Doesn't prowl the night hunting young men

LOL

> Yard sale
> not selling yards

Seriously?

>Pontiac firebird
>no fireplace for cooking birds

>Mercedes 4matic
>doesn't have a 4 gear automatic transmission

>Dodge Challenger
>is fat and handles like a cruise ship

>Renault Clio Williams
>Not actually owned by William
why

>Kenwood speakers
>Isn't actually Ken Block speaking in the woods

kek

Lel

But they are usually bought by lumberjack looking fucks

Except they are vegan vaping tublurfags who wear plad and work boots
They're more likely to chain themselves to a tree then cut one

>ecoboost
>is actually economical boost

Wait wat

>Rolls Royce Phantom
>Royce isn't Rolling on a Phantom because he's scared of seeing them at night.

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>Porsche 911
>predicting 9/11 since 1963

why is the pic fully green?

>tfw no peugeot 901