Why are you not driving a Prius?

Give me a good reason why you have not replaced your rusted out 40 chains to the hogshead old shitbox with a Prius?

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>725kg tow rating

But I'm planning on a Prius for my next vehicle.

Good

1: The cost of the vehicle, including maintenance, would offset any fuel savings i'd get from abandoning a 35mpg corolla
2: I don't give a flying fuck about the emissions from consumer automobiles. They're borderline insignificant compared to what industry, coal power, and freight shit out.
3: Slower than my corolla. Surely, some wizard has tuned that CVT for performance instead of MPGees, but it probably broke after two races.

It doesn't have ecoboost

>40 chains to the hogshead
Wtf does this even mean?

Hybrids are for faggots.

chains to the hogshead
>Wtf does this even mean?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_(unit)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogshead

I have another one