At what speed does a person have to go to not survive in a car crash?

I'm not sure my volvo will be able to reach that quickly

What about the driver?

I need a speed that will be instant death

Bump

a tree is fine too

How much speed would a crowd of people stop?

you could be going 0mph and get hit by a SUV driving 90mph and you'll probably be kill

>asking Veeky Forums how to an hero

>a speed that will be instant death

Just floor it for about a minute.

God Speed.

Tomorrow, lithuania, GPT+2 at about 14:00, red volvo s40 I

Why tho?

You won't die in a Volvo. The wall will.

Trade it for something weak.

That's what I'm worried about

If you're gonna do it, do it into like a sculpture in a big city hall or something. Become an hero.

Not enough space for my car to exhilarate that much

>blast Eurobeat
>go on mountain road
>die

Lithuania, no mountains.

What part?

Kaunas
I think I'll blast islamic music

How strict is highway patrol? You might be able to pick up speed on the 85 or 262.

i once died during warp speed so id say around there

I wouldn't stop, they're not strict anyway

Can't you ride the E262 into town square at like 100 mph?

Forgot pic.

Too many traffic stops

Thoughts on drowning? Or crash only?

Well if you are driving a Chevette its >unsafe at any speed

Crash, I want it to be quick. If i had an extra 100 euros, I'd just buy a gun
I'll be playing this on full volume
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

He'll never make it to valhalla by drowning you pussy

How about going the wrong way down a divided highway at full throttle and seeing how long you last? hitting a truck at any speed going the opposite way will kill you and if you're going fast too it will be instant.

any last words?

>hang rope around neck to the rear U join that closes the back boot
>run with boot open
>no seatbelt 70km/h into a wall
>either die from impact, decapitation or neck breaking

I never asked for this

Sounds difficut, I just want it fast

yeah it will be kinda hard to get on at all.
goodbye user, hope to see you made it to valhalla on the news tomorrow.

Take a fuck ton on pain killers (contact local drug dealer), wait until you JUST feel them kicking in and then floor your car off the side of a cliff/bridge/whatever

If you take enough pills to make you pass out then make sure you land in water so you'll drown while unconscious

wanna trade your volvo for a peugeot 206? it should crash better and also i need a new car

Eastern euro bro

Why don't you go out doing something cool like trying to assassinate Putin, or at least venting the frustrations of our people on our oppressive neighbors? Maybe go fight Russians in Ukraine?

That's why you have no will to live, the spirit of your ancestors doesn't burn inside you, you don't feel like you're part of a whole.

If you do end up killing yourself I'm blaming communism. Either way friendo, I'll see you on the other side.

I'd rather die than drive a peugeot

>Trying to die in a car accident
Using a goddamn volvo

Also OP please don't kill yourself

See you in vallhala, at least there I won't be disabled

you're gonna die anyways, so i don't see the problem

I'm going to take my last sleep
I seriously hope there's no afterlife.

Before you do write a note saying you did it for Isis

Fuck it I'm going to do it right now

FUCK

I pussied out at the last moment and the cops took my car. I need a new plan Veeky Forums

Not me

will keep eye on the news, make it flashy

Should have used a trip desu

Go ask /k/ how to build a home made gun

Watch the It's Always Sunny episode of when Mac and Charlie Die

that was an eventful minute and a half.

I was ran off the road by a semi while doing 70 and drove into a barrier. I didn't survive.

This is definitely OP. He delivard and is not a fag today.

Depends on the amount of people, how close together they are, and the speed of the car

I crashed into a tree at 60mph and walked away. So drive at least double that.

Don't get paralyzed

Drive at any speed you want, just have a handgun in the car.

bump in case op delivers

godspeed you magnificent faggot

:(

Buy a sport bike and WOT on the interstate with no gear

Better than asking /k/
Fuck off suicidal fags, we don't want you to become another anti gun statistic

I woke up on from my sleep
Now it will all matter if my stocks went down and I'm bankrupt or they went up

Don't do it OP move to the US and come live with me. I'll show you freedom

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I'm not a homo

Neither am i. I just don't want you to die m8

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>I need a speed that will be instant death
Not possible, even /k/ says that if you shoot yourself in the head it takes a while to die.

I'm not the OP m8

I won't kill myself if all of my life's savings don't go down when the stock market opens

Trying to kill themselves, in a car crash, in a volvo.

stop. or switch cars, a scenario comparative to yours is the cause of mt. st. helen's erupting because the retard driving was in a volvo.

I know, fuck, why are volvos such good cars

>Putin
>not Merkel

She is literally in the baltics right now

i bet you use a nokia phone, too.

>op
>delivering
hownew.ru

Go 130 mph into a brick wall

60 mph wont kill you, will just fail and leave you damaged physically and you dont want that

No I use a samsung s5

I will deliver if in 7 minutes all of my money is gone

If you can livestream it.

>not donating your money to stickerbro so he can continue to make your br/o/s sick animu stickers
Selfish fuck to be honest

Richards, D.C., 2010. Relationship between speed and risk of fatal injury: pedestrians and car occupants.

Stock's suedzucker if you are wondering buy it right now very low

Are both cars travelling at the stayed speed?

I had a friend who intentionally decapitated himself via car crash. It was sad for us but for him it seemed to get the job done.

How did he do it?

/k/ here, can confirm.

It happened 10 years ago. It still hurts and I wish he were still around. All his friends miss him.

I'm not going to tell you how.

Wow faggot, maybe you should kill yourself the same way he did it.

That is possible. As long as there is speed difference of Detla-v (mph)

Depends what you hit. A tree will kill you head on even at 50km/h.

Another car not so much. Flipping at 150km/h should do it though.

Autistic cunt