>buy MR2 AW11 because Veeky Forums and Reddit Fur Reviews told me to
>don't expect it to be a pain in the ass because it's a RWD Corolla with very low mileage on it
>enjoy it for a little over a month, best car I've ever driven, great visibility/sound/steering/looks/feels, want to drive this to the grave
>actually start to think about how owning it will complicate my life
>realize this will massively complicate my life in the near future (because military goyim) and that I shouldn't have fallen for the classic car meme
>try to sell it
>get over a dozen offers in a short amount of time, but all of the people with good offers either waste my time and back out because of stupid reasons (old with bad back, no garage space, etc) or are 2+ hours away which complicates things
>eventually settle on a buyer, not as much as I was hoping for but want to get rid of this thing before my more people waste my time, get safety done for him, not worried because it passed safety a month ago with no issues
>but safety inspections just got harder because I live in piece-of-shit Onterrible
>belts shifted inside tires causing uneven wear, and there is a rust spot under rocker panel, so it fails
>have to waste money on new set of tires, can't get it to auto body in time because I've been sent to do taskings 3 hours away
>give friend my keys so he can handle the repairs and re-inspection for me, have to coordinate him over the phone
>mechanic can't just fix the right side as he's told, he has to pull off the other side skirt and inspect that too
>rusted to shit under there too, now have to pay to get both sides fixed if I want to pass safety
>so fucking annoyed with this fucking sale that I'm ready to roll an otherwise mint AW11 into a scrap yard and accept that I made a 6000$ mistake I'll never make again
Fuck old cars, normies were right, I'm only getting cars made in the last 15 years from now on
