Roadkill stories

Have you ever killed an animal with your car? I hit a dumbass bird today and I completely rekt it. It flew in front of me while I was going 50 and literally exploded shit and guts. My windshield was splattered with shit and a couple blood spots. It dried up a bit in the pic I took but you can still see it pretty well.

Idk why the pic got flipped. Here's some feathers and shit stuck in my grille

my dad hit a bird on a road trip when i was little, looked similar. ive only ever hit an animal when no one else is with me for some reason i dont swerve either, if its something small, they just get lucky when people are with me. as far as what i have hit, 2 rabbits and a cat, i felt bad about the car since i was in my city and only doing like 35, watched it run away in my rearview. the rabbits were on a highway somewhere in utah going about 75-80, would have been three but one of them got lucky and made it under and out the other side. come to think of it that probably scared it so much it had a heart attack

Bumped into a grizzly bear a couple of years ago on vacation and knocked him on his ass. I never knew my little shitbox could reverse so quickly.

I was going down the freeway at 85 and got a bird with just the very tip of my aerial. I'm sure it tore through it like a bullet though.

Was driving east through New Mexico in a semi and there was a million rabbits dashing across the road.

It was like pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

Are you sure that wasn't the cartel?

Nope, sounded like natural selection.

A deer tried to fight my car. Car won.

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