Times you felt like dagumi

Times you felt like dagumi

>drive fwd camry
>on a 40 mph road going 50 cause that's the flow of the traffic
>have to make a right turn in green stoplight on this road into my neighborhood
>nigger behind me hasn't backed off my ass even though I had my signal on 150 feet before
>slow down as much as I can until the fucker is close to rear ending me
>still going like 35, sweat beading down my forehead
>remember episode one of initial d
>the Scandinavian Flick
>weight transfer left, then hard right
>car is literally .05g from skidding out and losing control
>dagumi it a foot away from a minivan
>Imalive.jpg

>mfw the nigger honks at me

>take a very sharp exit turn rated at 25mph at 40 mph with wet roads
>hydroplane
>over correct and dagumi drift left and right in this sharp long turn
>graze a cement barrier with the back bumper
>fucks my shit up
>lose all control again and slam into wall at about 20 mph

>sliding around a roundabout in the snow at 5 mph
That was fun

>on my way back from work heading to girlfriends house to get some ass
>speeding and cutting everyone off
>yellow light on turning lanes
>faggot in front of me brakes instead of speeding up
>faggot next to brakes as well
>downshift and gas it, cut off fag next to me
>make a sharp turn at 60mph
>rear kicks outs
>over correct and oversteer into faggot in a leased Audi s6 sitting at redlight on the wrong side of road
>clip him and mount curb at 20mph
>barely any damage to my car
>his shit is fucked up
>insurances covers everything, car gets brand new panels and paint job
>isn't even reported to Carfax or anything
>don't even get a ticket because I said I got cut off and the guy didn't stop
>insurance rates don't even go up
never again will I try to to do Dagumi in my 480rwhp 5th gen Camaro

>drive 20 miles in a murderous snow storm
>unintentionally dorito half a dozen times in
>of all things
>a 98 Protege with 200 thousand on it

That car was a piece of shit but god damn I loved it.

>raining heavy
>driving someplace unfamiliar
>have to make U turn because I couldn't see the street sign
>downshift to second, start turning, accelerate
>rear slides out
>pretty smoothly
>hold it for a bit
>let off the gas
>and perfectly snap the steering wheel back to normal

Honestly that's the smoothest I've ever done a powerslide and it was kinda accidental.

The car behind you should have applauded your effort, jesus fuck.

>Drive an old rwd pickup
>it rains
>I try to turn and accelerate at the same time

Pretty self explanatory.

This

>tfw when you drive an auto subie outback and will never have one of these stories

I feel your pain bro. I have a rear locker with a 4.10 final drive. freeway on ramps are scary as shit.

>Times you felt like dagumi
When I found out my girlfriend was a whoor. I took a box of tofu out on a date afterwards.

Sure kid.

I've got 2.73s open and I still whip around in the rain.

>tfw you smoke a stanced civic in a stock corolla

DEJA VU

i bet he wasn't even trying though

you 100% need new tires before you go full frolo

Damn dude you need to
> Slow the fuck down
> Get better tires
> Put some weight in the bed of the truck
> Don't turn so sharply
Losing traction in a 2.73 is fucking nuts

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BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

>dagumi around a tight left uphill corner
>opposite lane of the hill is full of traffic/spectators
>tires chirpan
>don't even hit the turn indicator again by accident
felt gud man

>Drive my twongi with my gf, through some rural area
>see twongi in rear view mirror and smile
>he's tailgating me, two guys on board wearing banana smiles
>so_you_wanna_play_game.jpg
>It's a post facelift so there's a chance it's 16V with 15more horses than I have, No weight advantage on any side, two persons in each.
>IT'S A FUCKING TOUGE THEN
>I speed up, he speeds up
>road is quite windy
>It's getting little scary since none of us is willing to pass this
>I'm feeling I'm pushing my limits
>suddenly very step uphill ahead
>so step, that one lane split's to two lanes
>I show right blinker way ahead
>he takes left lane
>I let him slightly so we're head to head now
>we stare at each other's eyes for split of a second
>I drop to third gear and floor it
>he only dropped to fourth and that was his mistake
>now I'm 4 lengths of a car ahead, he gets back to right lane and accepts his failure
>at the top of the hill there's a roundabout where our roads split
TD;DR BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>Leaving college campus in a 07 mazdaspeed 3, cobb accessport, new intercooler, ect. Basically pretty built
>19 Y/o kid in a Maserati in my other lane
>we look at eachother
>I downshift to 3rd, keeping with him.
>he gets my idea
>maserati floors it, I floor it
>I'm keeping up with him, slamming it into 4th, then 5th
>Now at 80 mph in a long city road
>he slows down, I keep going a few car lengths
>smile, and put it into 6th, braking to the speed limit
>btfo'd a rich kid in a maserati

>driving pic related
>leaving work in the morning after a rain storm
>time_for_skids.wav
>turning left onto emptyish 5 lane road
>wait at stop sign for a schoolbus to pass, only other oncoming car is a ways off
>roll out a bit, then rev and dump clutch
>sideways
>too sideways
>now facing 180 degrees from where I started
>shit
>suddenly, from nowhere: GAS GAS GAS
>stomp it
>car continues to swing around, levels out in far lane with absolutely no drama
>glance in rearview, notice aforementioned oncoming car practically standing on end as the driver slams the brakes
>realize it looks like I did that on purpose
>laugh like a madman all the way home

>girl I like is fucking an older guy

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Test

>drive miata
>Feel like dagumi constantly
>The feel of my buttplug reminds me that this is actually reality

I came here to laugh at you.

user did you stick Velcro to the dash of your s2gay?

For my phone

>Driving Integra
>suddenly realize i'm low on coolant
>temp Gauge starts going up
>drops when I speed up
>Thisismymoment.jpg
>suddenly going quick
>turn approaches
>Don't slow down
>Ganbate Dagumi!
>hear tires squealing
>straighten out driving straight again
>head home car doesn't explode
>10/10 would Dagumi again

ebin

>every time I burn out on an uphill green light by learning to heel-toe

Dorito?

I think he meant dorifto

>stanced
>implying he had a chance against even a prius

fuck thats a nice fb