Can you believe this shit??

Can you believe this shit??
>0-60 in just 2.5 seconds

at 315 total miles it's even greater than a 90D which does total 294 miles

>which makes this car the third fastest accelerating car ever produced

Yeah but what's it's quarter mile and why can a land Rover out turn it?

>slower around corners than a fucking suv

Boy i cant wait to grab one of these and get 1 mile at full "throttle" before the batteries explode and send me into the back of a truck

bought pic related for $6000 last week and its faster

>buying a car without ecoboost

>still a 4 door for no fucking reason

furry shitposter get out

So you can brag about practicality and still get a high-performance machine.

>what's it's quarter mile

"Cutting to the chase, it’s the first production car with four doors to crack the 3.0-second zero-to-60-mph barrier, doing it in 2.8 seconds. In 30-to-50-mph passing acceleration, it trumps the Tesla Roadster Sport’s all-time record run of 1.5 seconds, also by two-tenths of a second. The P90D’s 11.1-second, 121-mph quarter-mile run, achieved with no hint of tire smoke or exhaust ruckus, merits VIP parking at NHRA headquarters. The Model S P85D in Insane mode, formerly the quickest Tesla, was a half-second slower to 60 and 0.7 second and 7 mph pokier in the quarter-mile."

If they found 2 tenths, and they found 3 in 0-60, then it's a factory 10 second car that has HOV and EV/Alt fuel parking privileges.

Depends on your definition of "performance".
>tesla's are the reincarnation of muscle cars
>literally cannot turn
>fast in a straight line

>tesla cuckolds will defend this

>and this

What happened?????

>29 seconds to 150

The fuck is a contidorm?

.8 faster on a figure 8 which is literally all turning
>implication that it can't turn

>Buying a 0-60 car
Like the gmc syclone having a fast 0-60 but getting shitted on in every other aspect

only much more expensive

>The fuck is a contidorm
A track. Google exists, you know.

>.8 faster on a figure 8
How pathetic honestly. Tesla literally (shitposting aside) cannot create vehicles that can turn.

P85D
>11.6

BMW
>11.9

See

>a track
That no one has ever heard of and has to google.

>.8 faster
Faster = better, glad we could work that out.

>faster = better
I guess that makes the Range Rover better than the Model S.

All these track records and shit. Do you think the people who owns Tesla (which is 95% of them) will ever take them to a track? Jesus, Veeky Forums has become one main-center for bench-racers.

>model s is supposedly a performance car
>150k sedan loses by 8 seconds to a 30k mustang with the worse suspension system on the planet
>b-but it doesn't matter
Stay triggered.

>has become

Why should I be triggered at a 140k sedan that is not at all attainable to me? I just said what's really gonna happen.

Well, you guessed it right. I use reddit too.

>tesla
Jesus fucking christ. A boat would handle better than this piece of shit.

>keksla loses to a fat fucking cunt
Holy shit