ITT we re-cast automotive tv and movie legends

ITT we re-cast automotive tv and movie legends

1/2

>10 exhaust pipes for tailights because reasons in addition to keeping the 8 it already had
>those wimpy-ass fuel tanks
>no fender flares
>apparently FWD now based on rear axle

>vanishing point

2/2

K.I.T.T is now a ditzy japanese qt

FFFFUUUU-, beat me to it

The cops would have caught him in less than a minute

>Yadda, yadda, Knight-san, you're too big, baka! You won't fit in me!

>Implying they wouldn't have passed out from trailing the incredibly rich exhaust fumes in the several miles he could go before needing to refuel

The General Lee is now a klondike bar

>The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

The French Job

Merci

Doc you're telling me you built a time machine! .....
Out of a Tesla?

>ohayou! let's do our best today ok michael-san?

Bullit

>Christine

Diesel Powered Challenger

Dick status: MUH

Herbie the Love Twingo.

Back To The Future

Initial D

Mirthmobile from Wayne's World

Wow this is some fruity fucking faggotry.
4 u

>suzuki

If Renault didn't have such a huge stick in their asses and wrongfully feel the need to "actively forget" about the first Twingo, there would be a fucking movie involving it as main character by now. There's no fucking question.
Maybe in a decade, there's still hope.

HOLY FUCK. This is so sexy. They had better make this.

u just jelly because the Challenger will never look dated no matter how many years go by.

it will still be over weight

I assume he's referring to the criticisms I listed in rather than the use of a challenger.

Two-Lane Blacktop

It shouldn't be Tesla, since Tesla is successful. It should be Fisher karma

Easy

I don't care much that it's a Challenger - it's more that it's piss poor designing and looks fucking stupid.
Yep.

>he doesn't know about the suzuki cara

>fishermans karma
lel

>scene where it's chasing the guy into an alleyway
>instead of dramatic fender crushing slow squish it just speeds in and splatters him

>"show me" scene
>only takes 2-3 seconds to restore to factory condition

>rolling coal through a hood stack
>no windshield

someone didn't think this through

>"Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine, out of a McLaren!?"

> But Doc, the time gear takes up both rear seats! How are you going to take me along?
Great scott, Marty, you fucked up the timeline so badly last time that I thought leaving you behind would be safer for everyone!

> But Doc! Why even bring me here if you're not taking me along?
What's the point in building it if I don't show it off to someone? Bye, Mary.

>Mad Max Falcon is a Rally Fighter
>Fast and the Furious Supra is an MR2 Turbo
>General Lee is a RAM SRT-10
>Back to the Future DMC-12 is a NISMO Juke-R

At least it's not a FUCKING HEARSE.

OH DEAR GOD NOOO
That IS absolutely disgusting, please don't think your shitty fartcan DD could be so legendary just because it doesn't break DOWN every single day

They would've taken a shit on the fiery remains of that shitcan

>Mary
MARY.

>That color
Recast, not fucking repainted in a shitty color for old people

STOP
Your fuggly economic will never be famous

O-ok.

Kys

Which was the one that triggered you?

Not that user, but the Rally Fighter is a pretty good choice

>Not riding eternal, dirty and black.

Your butthurt is delicious.

Would need a new cast as well.

Luckily I have the soloution

>implying chibi-challenger powered by doritos isn't the greatest idea since ever

True dat

You're missing the computer hacker and math wiz.

>Mad Max
>American car

no

>replacing a ford with a dodge
Do Americans even know what car the Interceptor was based off?