Alphonse here

>Alphonse is my hero

I don't care what they say about you Alphonse

>Slower than Sean
Lol

>16.9mph

>pushrods barely faster despite being a class above

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>class above
What? Either way you're slower than this Sean dude

There's 2 cart classes. I was in the slowest cart and got second place.

Pushrods literally cannot compete.

>too short for the faster carts
Kek. Manlet btfo.

>No proof he had a slower kart
>either way still slower than Sean

>pushrod cuckolds literally making up things after getting btfo
It's over pushrods are confirmed shit

>calling anyone else a cuck when you had to ride the bus to the gocart track

But pushrod kart was the fastest

>implying i didn't drive there
I'm 15 miles away from my house.
>pushrods milliseconds faster despite being a class above
B T F O
T
F
O
>milliseconds faster despite faster lap times
>pushrod cuck was later beat by a guy in another OHC cart
B T F O
T
F
O

>implying you did
>house
Kek. Buses and low income apartments have funny names.

>implying i didn't
Glad to see I triggered the pushrod cuck.

Faster is faster, slowfag

>mental gymnastics damage control

>same guy got beat by a OHC kart in the next race
PUSHKEKS BTFO

>doesn't deny living in the hood
>can't afford to drive a car on a track
Kek. Poorfag. Go brag to your special class tomorrow. Gocarts are for children.

>literally the next race the same guy lost to an OHC cart
>resorting to ad hominems
BTFO
It's over.
No recovery possible

>calling people a cuck isn't ad hominem
Nigger logic.
Also
>no proof of next race
Lying jiggaboo.

>No proof
Roflmao

>spoon feed me mommy!!!

Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning

>"I got the fastest lap time!"
>No you didn't
>"well I was in a slower class!"
>Yeah and yoire still slower
>"bbbut he was slower than an ohc cart in another race I don't have pictures of!"
Lol making up lies just like gm to damage control

Maybe if you weren't a fat ass americuck you'd have been faster

>makes claim without proof
>proof cannot be found by anons
>always mentions mommy because daddy ran off
Lmao niggers.

>damage control

>mfw the ohc karts set 29 second lap times
B T F O
Pic related
BTFO
Pic related
Pic related

BTFO

>average mph 17

>Beat a couple of women in a race
>Comes to Veeky Forums to brag about his mad skilz

>look what I printed off the computer!
LOL THIS DESPERATE
Btfo

>doesn't show cart numbers or type of cart
>muh proof
Lmao

>Ohc set 1 mph higher averages
>literally provide evidence
BTFO

GM fangirls on suicide watch
>provide proof
>no! It's not true!!!
BTFO

>look at this random bunch of numbers i just printed off and totally didn't make up
that's not how proof works you autistic mong

>doesn't list which kart is which kart
>making up lies bevause you chose the slower karts and got btfo
Roflmao

Why haven't mods cleaned this garbage up yet?

Pic related

Just as you asked.

Pushrods BTFO
>fastest lap time held by a ohc kart
Btfo

>cart numbers now show which type
Alright then, number 6 is the nigger. See how dark the name is?

>literally this assmad
It's over. BTFO

>Alphonse still doesn't have a car

>bragging about being in second place riding gocarts
Lmao. Manchild.

>fastest was a pushrod kart driven by a girl!
ROFLMAO

Double digit is pushrod single digits is ohc apparently

>pushrod kart is fastest in both races
Roflmao

SOLOMON BTFO!

>fastest lap times held by ohc kart
>moves to insults
Ethan held the fastest lap times. Try not to be illiterate next time.
Nope. The ohc set a 29.31 by Ethan.

>all this butthurt

>calls everyone a cuck
>complains about people calling you retarded
>b-but mommy the insults hurt...why isn't daddy back from the store?

>lower average lap and average speed
Lol btfo by a girl!
How will the dog fucking nigger summerfag every recover!!

Why are people replying to this besides him samefagging?

>literally this triggered pushrods can't compete

>OHC
>29.31 seconds

>pushrods
>31.11 seconds

BTFO

What girl? There was no girls on that beat me either time.
Stay BTFO

>Faster average laps and speed
Lol btfo, 2>1

>No no Elisha isn't a girl!
ROFLMAO

He was a guy. It's a biblical name. I was standing right next to him. Try to not be illiterate.

>pushrod cucks btfo this hard

>No no the girl with a girls name isn't a girl! Trust me!
ROFLMAO SO ASS RAVAGED

>dog fucking nigger summerfag still slower than pushrods!

>literally illiterate

>pushrods don't hold the fastest lap times
BTFO

Kek, no recovery possible

>mfw alphonse gets confused and can't decide whether he wants the pushrod karts to be faster or slower and thinks a girl was a boy

>No no it doesnt matter if it had faster speed and average lap times!
Ignoring Ethan you were still slower than a girl in a pushrod kart Roflmao
So embarrassing I'd probably kys if I lost to a girl in a pushrod

>a girl
It wasn't a girl. I was talking to him after the race.

>mfw pushrods literally cannot compete

Yeah okay just make up lies to help soothe your ass pain
Elisha is a girls name

>you lost to a girl in a pushrod
Just kys Roflmao

>"Elisha is a prophet and a wonder-worker whose life is documented in the Hebrew Bible, he is also mentioned in the Talmud, the New Testament, the Quran, the Ginza Rba and Bahá'í writings."
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisha

It was a guy. Stay triggered.

>fastest lap still held by a ohc kart

B T F O
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F
O

So Elisha had a penis?

You literally lost to a jew tranny in a pushrod!
ROFLMAO!!!1!

>the Web of lies grows larger
So pathetic lol

BTW
>google.com.au/search?q=elisha&client=ms-android-samsung&source=android-browser&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjM446x2NvOAhUDoJQKHanpDb4Q_AUIBygB
>all women
ROFLMAO LOST TO A GIRL

>literally ignoring fact

Karts 11, 4 and 6 are the ohc karts. The number 6 kart is a lower class OHC kart.

Number 4 set the fastest lap time. Deal with it.

Yeah whatever just make that up now instead of 60 posts ago
Lying nigger

>literally prove it's a biblical name
>gets triggered
>no! it's not true!!!
>ohc still set the fastest lap times
Stay mad

>no proof of karts having different engine setups
>losing to a girl
>racing GO KARTS

Why dont you race autocross? Oh wait nevermind. We all figured you're a busrider.

>Getting B T F O this hard in your own thread

>gm fangirls literally ignoring the truth to prevent further asshurt
B T F O

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>pic related is gm fangirls faces after loses to an ohc kart

solomon btfo

literally cannot compete with pushrods

Too bad it's 2016ad and not 1000bc

>Slower than a girl in a pushrod
Roflmao

>this assmad
>implying people still don't use biblical names
>this assmad
BTFO

I don't know any guys called Elisha Gg

I just proved that guys like elisha exist.

B T F O

No recovery!!!

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GM fangirls absolutely btfo

No recovery possible

>82 replies
>22 posters
>most of them only called alph a faggot and then left

Whoa OP, the plan to strike fear is working spetacularly well, congratulations

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>Both slower than a FORD ECOBOOST go kart

lmao at ur lfie

here's a thought. Instead of having separate pods for the headlights and mirrors, why not have the rear view mirrors on the back of the headlight pods? Wouldn't that be more aerodynamic?

that's probably the first unironically good idea i've read on Veeky Forums

So you don't have a car?

You probably race ignite series like a poor fag homo
Real racists run yamaha 2 strokes

>Alphonse LITERALLY BTFO of every pushrod crybaby
absolute top-tier post

Alphonse is literally our hero

would you chuckold me Alphonse?

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Anytime
Jealous much??

The thought probably never occurred to the engineers who designed the car

Dynamic Ecoboost Downforce mirrors

no.

basically

This picture is really inaccurate. There's only like 5 gay people on Veeky Forums.