Road Rage Confessions

Confess your road rage sins!

One time this guy made me miss a light, so when we got going again, I pulled alongside him, tossed a semi-filled water bottle at his car and yelled
>Fucking CUNT!!

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Just drive vehicles nobody is about to fuck with

I usually just tell people to kill themselves

I use to wave my steering lock like its a rifle to scare em

while yelling Allah Akhbar of course

...

i've kicked a few cagers doors in after they almost killed me. Funny they never stop.

Now I just run a gopro 24/7 while I ride and and if someone does something really stupid I take it to the police and they get a reckless driving charge :)

Get fucked faggots.

Action cams are terrible as dash cams tho. Retard

tfw they pull out their real rifle

How so? 1080 and the wide angle seems to work okay on my helmet you worthless cager.

I yell fuck off mong. Because 95% of the time, its a fuckwit asian

Doesnt start/stop automatically, no loop recording, no write protect when you got hit

Lol i love how bike fags are always throwing out "cager" as if it means anything to anyone.
Literally the equivalent of "cracker".
Cant wait till i get some bikers liver in 30 years.

bikers are salty toward cars owner due to pent up buttmad derived from fear of being crushed by a texting teens and glaucoma grannies on a daily basis.
can't blame em really

You know, I think there may be an extremely simple solution for their problem.

Automated cars for the retards that nearly hit them.

>Be me a few weeks ago
>Going to go bowling late one evening with a couple of buddies
>Be driving down the highway, going quick because it's late AF and there's hardly anyone on the road.
>Pass this brand new F150 in the far left lane who is doing about 80mph.
>Start getting over to exit onto a turnpike
>f150 out of nowhere on my right hand side now (Cut across 4 lanes to get there) trying to shove me over.
>fucking floor it, take on ramp at 75mph in my fatass SUV.
>Keep it floored, get up to 90mph and let off, decide to let the fucker just pass me if he's so pissed of.
>Asshole gets half a car length in front of me, leans out window screaming his fat head off, then throws quarters at my windshield at 80mph.
>Youfuckingwhatnigger.png
>Fucking stomp it the same time he does and start pulling, his truck hits the limiter and I'm still coming.
>Get half a car length ahead of him, roll down window, lean out and throw pet car rock (Pic related, stumpy's younger brother of similer size, Neil the desk rock. You will be missed, stumpy, and your valor never forgotten.)
>Stumpy the rock smashes straight through his windshield, he stomps on the brakes, screeching tires, I keep going, knowing if I stop I'm gonna fill him full of Hydra-Shoks.

Fuck driving in Dallas....

Or you know, driving a vehicle designed for safety instead of cheap thrills. Bikers tend to weave in and out of traffic and drive between lanes, so it's their own fault if they get hit in those circumstances.

>Merging onto a side road to reach an off ramp
>Car is driving along side the queue trying to cut in
>Gets to me, the last car before a divider
>Mounts the curb to try to cut in
>Block him for being a cunt
>Middle aged Asian driver and wife
>ohfuckherewego
>Continue to block him as queue moves forward
>He starts screaming and throwing up his hands
>Lights turn
>He lurches over the curb, scarping against it
>Wife opens the door in front of me
>They're both yelling in Mandarin
>I back off slightly as I see a break in traffic coming in the next lane
>She closes the door
>Enter next lane
>Car behind me accelerates and blocks them off
>Laughing to myself
>Fate fucks me over as the grid goes down
>My lane is now at standstill
>Wait and switch lanes
>Pull out just in time to cut off the same driver
>He proceeds to follow me
>Drive into a small residential street with roadworks
>Down to a one lane cul-de-sac
>Prepare to get out
>He fucking rams me
>Immediately lose my shit
>He gets out in polo shirt, shorts and sandals
>All hope of just recording and reporting is gone
>Jump out
>He runs back to his car
>Reverses into a parked earthmover
>Start fucking up his car with a nearby rock
>By the time he takes off, I've wrecked his driver's side
>Go back and calm down in the car
>Check the damage
>It's a small dent

I'm guessing you're both american, how do you have the courage to drive expensive cars with this kind of shit?

Because I drive a body on frame tank (Pic related), and I'm looking for an excuse to get new bumpers anyways.

I dunno though man...You just do it. You put your foot to the floor and you keep it there. Take a few deep breaths and focus the adrenaline into smoothing out all your motions. Become one with your car.

I drive a fucking 4RUNNER. I drive a SOCCER MOM SUV, like it's a fucking race car. I have beaten mustangs, camaros, and chargers through traffic simply because I'm a better driver than them.

And it does help that despite it weighing around 4,800lbs with me in it, it's far, far from slow...
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>driving speed limit in the GTI, 50 on a major boulevard
>guy in F-350 with a trailer pulls out into my lane
>applying as little steering as possible I narrowly change lanes and slide past him within a couple inches of him
>he jerks over behind me
>starts tailgating me
>slowing down for the light I stop a car length away from the next car
>he creeps closer to my bumper
>okay fucker
>change to reverse
>creep closer to his bumper
>light turns green
>traffic starts going
>I sit there an extra 5 seconds
>there's a big gap ahead of me now
>start off in first
>floor it
>his big honking stupid truck barely makes it through the light
>next light is red
>get in farthest left left hand turn lane
>he comes over the hill behind me
>see him change into the left hand lane next to mine
>light for non-turning traffic is green
>spidey senses tingling
>as he pulls up next to me he opens his door
>throw the car in reverse and gun it
>big murican dad mad about being disrespected, needs to validate his weiner starts marching towards me but its too late
>throw it in first, swing around him and go through the light green
>its red as he climbs back in his truck
>get on the freeway and leave him sitting at that intersection like a big angry idiot.

Strayan

Not him but I've got a 32GB card and 3 batteries for my camera. It's pretty much always rolling when I go out to ride except for long trips. I don't really need it to start/stop automatically or require loop recording. I guess write protect would be a nice feature but what does it matter when the person who runs me over just has to rip the camera off my helmet and drive away with it and all the footage?

You get full coverage insurance if you own an expensive car. If someone road rages and fucks your shit up then you're only out like $500 at most if they can't find the person to charge them with a crime and make them pay for your car.

>queue
>cunt
>chink-speaking chinks
>roadworks
>earthmover
What would make you think that poster was American?

>just has to rip the camera off my helmet and drive away

Unless the people who wreck you are gangbangers I don't think you'll have to worry about somebody assaulting you for your footage and driving off, and cops would take your record of events and look for a car with a motorcycle sized dent in it if that were the case.

Comprehensive coverage and a handgun.

I'm thinking more along the lines of no one else being around to witness it and they have fucked me up so badly that I'm either unconscious, dead, or otherwise disabled. They get out to check on me, see my lifeless body laying there and they just rip the camera off my helmet and drive away so that they don't get charged with manslaughter or something. Pretty far-fetched I know but shit like that happens to bikers occasionally, especially if they're hit by a drunk driver late at night with no one else around.

This.

>applying as little steering as possible I narrowly change lanes and slide past him within a couple inches of him

>admitting you caused it by driving like that

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's true

this guy saw me in that lane at the front of the pack of traffic and still decided to pull all the way out, over 3 lanes into mine. If I had slowed down I would have locked my brakes up doing it.

>angry guy exits his car and starts smacking my driver window
>he doesn't know that I've been training Muay Thai since 2009
>having the restraint to stay in my car and not headkick him in front of curious onlookers

I wouldn't be able to sit there and let somebody be angry and touch my car that's just too much.

I just turned up my radio, stared straight ahead and waited for him to leave lol.

If you want to be seen on the road drive something that is bigger than I bicycle. I can't drive a go-kart because they aren't visible enough by that logic bikes are just as bad if not worse. I'm so tried of hearing of bikers bitching about getting cut off. If your vehicle was more that 2"x6"x4" you might not fucking get cut off.

In the US bicycles are also legal road vehicles as well so... I also get cut off driving my 1/2 ton pickup truck quite often, it's just that it's not quite as scary when I'm driving the truck as it is when I'm riding the bike.

>driving 20mph in a school zone
>angry nigress in a bmw behind me honks at me to speed up not knowing we're in a school zone
>drives slower to piss her off even more
>see her flip me off in my rearview mirror
>tries to get around but school bus next to me turns into the parking lot, thus blocking her way
>out of the school zone, she speeds pass me nearly side swiping me
>hurls a churches chicken cup right at my truck
>hauls ass afterwards, running a red light in the process

>hurls a churches chicken cup right at my truck

kek

AIN'T NOBUDAY GOT TIME 4 DAT

ban niggers

>texan drivers

>driving home from the beach with my GRRRLLLFRIENDS in my super-cute convertible Mini
>speeding, because we have to get back to Chad
>see some kid in a Mazda3 get cut up going into a roundabout and miss his chance to get in front of a lorry
>beep at him as he waits for a new opening
>the moment he starts accelerating I swerve up the inside, with me and my friends flipping him off
>GIRL POWER, AMIRITE? XDDDD

I've never actually been involved in a road rage incident myself but I have seen other drivers raging out and trying to force each other off the road and cutting each other off then brake checking the other driver hard.

One night I saw 2 brotrucks raging at each other on the highway, eventually they both exited and pulled off into a parking lot. Like an idiot I decided to follow them and watch the happenings. From across the parking lot I saw one guy jump out of his truck and approach the other guy, then the other guy, still sitting in his truck, brandished his handgun and they both yelled at each other for a little bit. Then they both peeled out and went in separate directions. One of them almost plowed into my car as he was fishtailing his way out of the parking lot smoking his tires... I was lucky, I had the chance to catch a stray bullet or get run over by a brotruck that night but instead I made it home safely and was able to reflect upon my dumb decision.

>we went home
>Chad fucked each of us in the cunt, mouth and ass
>10 minutes hovering over toilet fishing cum out of my asshole
>GIRL POWER

>wn live Chad's life

You can't go 75+ on the interstate on a bicycle. I've never straight up cut a biker off changing lanes but many times I've checked my blind spots turned the turn signal on checked again and some ass hat on a gsxr has come out of nowhere and is sitting right in my blind spot. Then its my fault that this retard is zipping lane to lane on a vehicle with a 10th of the visibility of the next smallest vehicle on the road.

Not to say this is THE spergiest thing to too, but it actually works.

Most of the time you get some cunt in a Passat with a Hillary bumper sticker do something stupid like fly through a red light, roll up on them and yell at them like a dog, and before you leave tell them to go kill themselves, just keep hammering it in and it'll bring them to fucking tears.

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that you destroyed his shit with a rock or the fact that you have a fucking rock in your car to begin with

>he doesn't have a car rock in his center console at all times

spotted the busrider

>driving thru downtown to go pick up some pizza
>saturday night so drunkards everywhere in the street
>driving a ratty looking 240sx that's kinda loud
>stock looking silver STI heading opposite direction sees me, holds in clutch & pegs rev limiter with distinct boxer sound
>does so as we pass each other infront of a crowd of people outside a bar
>crowd of angry intoxicated white trash directs attention to the ratty 240sx, rather then the newer silver STI that blends into crowd
"YOU THINK YOUR PIECE OF SHIT IS FAST OR SOMETHING?!?" screamed out a blonde haired bimbo with her voice cracking from how loud she screached
>bitch throws her drink at my car but falls short & misses

>hit up duminos, & acquire the pies
>return trip takes me passed the same bar & don't feel like taking a 5min detour
>as I approach the bar I hear the same bitch "IS HE REALLY COMING BACK"
>stop deadass infront of the bar & look at her
>yell out the window "WRONG CAR YOU DUMB, BITCH"
>rev then dump clutch to release the wooshing ear pollution of my turbo back exhaust & tire smoke
>girl covers ears as my broken BOV lets loose a violent ZTUTUTUTUUT of compressor surge & wastegate flutter only to be interrupted by more revving & boost building, for a second let off for a final ZTUTUtUTututuuu
As I drive away I hear a dude bro exclaim "oh shit, that one sounds different" followed by a screeching female voice screaming out "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"

>car drivers mad they can't filter through traffic so they try to run bikers over

I ain't mad. My car isn't going to get lodged under a civic.

i h8 that shit

I have a straight piped 850 R, and as a joke I have pic related on the trunk of my car

>sitting at in-n-out drive thru
>couple bros climb out of their lifted silverado
>start towards the restaurant
>one of them points out my moose
>sneers at me "you think that's a Ferrari bro?"
>whatever
>at the speakerbox giving my order, same dudes come out and sit nearby
>start heckling me while I'm ordering
>"how much horsepower you got bro like 10?"
>laughing
>"holy shit shut up"
>rev the shit out of my car
>redlines
>sets off car alarms parked next to the speaker box
>bros with less enthusiasm "yeah dude that's a ferarri whatever, alright"

I don't have a center console, shitlord.

Check your bucket seat privilege

>people talking shit to absolute strangers for no apparent reason

I've never really understood this behavior. I might give someone a weird look from time to time but that's about as far as I go.

>I fwd fwd fwd fwd
>they laugh
>fwd fwd FWD FWD FWD!
>*revs 5 cylinder engine*
>FWD FWD!
>fwd: "whatever bro"
>fwd fwd fwd fwd.

Well then keep your car rock on the seat next to you. You can even put lipstick on it and pretend like it's your girlfriend because we all know that you'll never have an actual female snuggled up next to you on the bench seat in your shitheap.

>Driving to a friend's home town with our group of friends
>On a dirt road
>Guy in a Corolla has been following us since the freeway
>He starts beeping
>Figure he needs to get around, so I slow down and move to the side
>He sticks with me
>Flashing his lights and tailgating
>Weave through some side roads
>Pull into an abandoned general store carpark
>Friends have woken up
>He drives over and parks across the exit
>Wake up buddy who owns the car
>Explain things in a rush
>Guy in the corolla has a crowbar and is coming towards us
>"You fucking bastards, you fucking stole it you little shits!"
>No idea what he's talking about
>We're freaking out because he's a pretty big guy
>Stop freaking out when buddy snaps to attention and climbs out
>Grabs something from the tray
>Walking towards the guy with palms out, non-threatening
>He's just screaming that we stole something and ripped him off
>He grips the crowbar
>Buddy knocks the guy off his feet and a few metres in the opposite direction with the car jack
>He scrambles for the crowbar after recovering
>Buddy crushes his arm with the jack
>Guy takes off running for his car
>Reverses and takes off
>Buddy picks up the crowbar and flings it at the car
>Goes straight through the rear window and embeds in the windshield
>Takes off running like the liquid terminator with the car jack
>Guy speeds off, but turns a corner
>Buddy jumps a fence and meets the car before he can get away
>Blows out the side window
>Slams the windshield with it
>Guys is showered in glass and swerving
>Going 80km/h
>Slams right into the railing of a small bridge over a creek
>Gets out, bleeding like hell and takes off limping
>Buddy just comes back over muttering under his breath
>"Fuck, what a dickhead...I really want some chips..."
>Falls back to sleep in a few minutes

>Never reported it
>Came back through the same way 2 days later and all that's there is a shitload of glass and a wrecked railing

my car rock is too big to fit in my center console it rides shotgun

I give people the what the fuck are you doing hand all the time.

One time I flashed my brights at some guy and he pulled a gun out to flash at me.

kek, it's always nice to have that one crazy friend around when shit goes down

I do that all the time, Niggers look surprised when I flash back my .357

Like this guy's friend, that headbutt came out of nowhere lol.

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> I keep going, knowing if I stop I'm gonna fill him full of Hydra-Shoks.
>hurrrr

>ayyy yo sum won dis-spect me!
>ima use muh glawk fo-tay problem solver
fucking nigger tier

>driving with friends in a rural area back roads in the middle of the night
>some guy in a lifted f150 comes from way far back and starts tailgating me
>pull over to let him pass
>pulls over with me
>gets out and has some rocks or some shit in his hands and is throwing them at my car
>runs out of whatever he's throwing and starts coming up to my door
>floor it out of there
>hauling 3 big dudes and some big ass rocks for a garden in trunk
>car won't go fast
>guy eventually catches up to me
>flashing his big ass light bar bright as fuck blinding us
>going 70mph on a 1 lane road and he's within half a car of us
>don't want to get shot and die in the middle of nowhere
>wat do
>realize there's 1 big ass rock sitting in the back seat with 1 of my friends
>tell him to pass it up here
>he passes this easily 20lb miniature boulder to friend in passenger seat
>mfw the madman unbuckles his seatbelt and manages to squeeze himself and the rock out of the car
>his entire torso is outside the window leaning out with the rock
>mfw he fucking throws it
>the rock fucking sails onto the hood and into his windshield
>probably dented the fuck out of his hood and definitely broke the windshield we heard it crack
>he slows down and stops
>we keep going and get away

Whatever he was throwing at my car left a few chip marks and small dents. Don't really care because his truck got btfo

Used to catch rides with this one friend who had rage issues. He always seemed to get us into stupid situations where some psycho was following us and we had to lose them. Don't miss that one bit...

If you pull a gun in the USA, you will be charged with the greater crime and the judge typically throws out the other guy's misdeeds because AGGRAVATED. Most places in the USA have exaggerated penalties for car + gun crimes. So pulling the gun is something you say on forums, but even if you brandish a gun wholly inside your car with the windows closed, you can be cited for road rage with gun. That's right. In my state you can be charged for using a gun without ever firing it if you brandish it in a road rage. It's one of those special non-linear penalties the liberals pushed through in our liberal state.

is that a thing where you live? people get out and act like retards?

>ride like jackass weaving through cars
>get mad when a car doesn't see you and gets too close
>kick their dor and speed off before they can do anything
>"yeah, us bikers are real tough"
You're even worse than cyclists

We were coming back from a big party so maybe we pissed off someone there. Or maybe I accidentally cut him off or something idk. I was coming down from being high and very scared

>cruise control set at 63 in 55 mph construction zone on highway
>passing a few cars, not even slowly, won't take but 30 seconds
>fuckhuge suv flies up on my ass
>look in mirror
>guy looks at me and throws his hand in the air like 'WTF!'
>brought my piss to a rolling boil instantly
>continue passing cars and signal that I'm merging right
>slam brakes hard and hold entire arm out the window flipping him off
>pulls up alongside me with his body turned toward me mouthing 'what the fuck'
>flip him off again and yell 'FUCK YOU!'
>he starts to speed up
>drop into 3rd and punch it
>fly past him and hit 100 while still in the construction zone
fuck that guy

Actually I have a lot or stories that involve me getting pissed off and driving 100+ in places where I shouldn't be.. one of those being 135 mph to pass a guy who thought he needed to get around me at the last second as the cones for a different construction zone were merging people into one lane.

Nice shitpost

It's more like
>riding in my own lane
>stupid cager is too busy paying attention to his phone and starts to merge into my line
>kick door as cager enters my lane

i live in texas and I'm surprised that was the first time I ever got flashed a gun honestly

I still gave the guy the hand

Cyclists aren't required to demonstrate a basic knowledge of the laws of the road (via obtaining a license that proves one has passed a test showing a basic level of understanding), so they shouldn't get to use the roads.

I often wonder about the legality of firing a weapon from one moving vehicle into another for self defense. Say someone is trying to run you off the road or ram you or something, so you start firing into his vehicle. I have yet to see a precedent set for how this situation would be handled legally.

You are a special kind of faggot if you think waving a gun around is no big deal.

Assume much? Not that user but there have been a couple of times that I should have kicked a vehicle's door in.

>cruising down 5 lane road in town, 2 each way and a turn lane down the middle
>in inside lane going the speed limit of 40 mph
>riding alongside a car in the right lane, driver probably around 55 years old
>my front tire about even with his side mirror
>slowly approaching a slower car in the right lane
>suddenly car in right lane just quickly merges over into the side of me
>no turn signal, never checked his mirror or turned his head to look
>swerve over into the middle turn lane to avoid him
>thankfully lane was clear
>pretty sure his mirror was sticking out over the plane of my bike as I leaned away
>throw my arm up in the air and yell 'What the fuck?!'
>suddenly disco lights and siren behind us
>didn't even realize there was a cop driving behind us the whole time
>pulls the car over and I stop as well
>officer asks if I'm alright and says he saw everything
>writes driver tickets and gets my information in case he tries to contest it and they need a witness
Never been so happy to speak with an officer.

Or another
>pull up to stop light, first one at the light
>sitting with bike tires riding in the rut where cars left tires typically are
>minding my own business, waiting 15-20 seconds
>hear a noise to my right and turn my head to see the front of a truck
>some old man
>has his right tires up on the curb trying to get around me so he can turn right
>his mirror passes over my shoulder and tire comes within 6 inches of my foot
>too dumbfounded and shocked to react
>look at the car to my left and say 'Are you seeing this? Is this actually happening?'
>light turns green before he can even start making his right turn
>impatient fuck
Still kick myself to this day for not punching his mirror or kicking his door. At the very least I should have followed him and let him know what was on my mind.

I've lived in Texas my entire life (28 years) and the only time I've had a gun flashed at me was when I was at a pasture party in high school and a fight broke out, one dumb hick went and grabbed his lever action .30-30 out of his pickup truck and started pointing it at people and yelling to "try and break up the fight". Everyone just looked at him like he was a complete fucking dumbass for pulling a gun out when it was just a little drunken scuffle and most people ended up leaving soon afterwards.

I've never had a gun pulled on me while I was driving, even after living in Dallas for the last 8 years.

Guns are fashion accessories for manchildren. No bitch, I am not scared of you.

I would say, if you at least have a family member with you, or any passenger really, and they don't. You'd be better off.

I imagine that the prosecution would argue that you should've just braked hard and pulled over to the side of the road because shooting at the other vehicle would just further escalate the situation and put anyone else in the vicinity in greater danger. Now, if the other driver attempts to ram you after you've pulled over to the side of the road or if the other driver gets out and starts beating on your vehicle with rocks or a tire iron and you open fire then you might be able to get off claiming self defense.

>quints checked

Please
I have a gun that lives in my center console. I also get road rage like a motherfucker. Never once has my gun left the center console for a purpose other than to be inspected at home or taken to the range.

That's what some dumbfuck thought once. Wanted to follow me, I eventually put my gun out the window, he kept coming.
Led him down a road less traveled, and ended it.

>things that never happened
Forum bravado is the most pathetic thing to witness

>lying to look macho while in a state of anonymity

>Live 20 minutes outside of major city
>Driving down highway as I do every day
>Guy in pickup going about 90kph, 10k under the speed limit (Holy shit it must have been opposite day)
>I'm going 100, gaining on him
>Casually slide into the "fast" (passing) lane while I'm still 3-4 car lengths behind him
>Catch up
>Parallel with his truck, almost past him
>He speeds up a little, matching my speed
>Okay buddy, I'm sure you're really fast when you want to be, but I have places to be and there's people who want to get around us, so let's just get this over with
>Speed up a little more to try passing him
>He speeds up a little more
>Still right beside each other, taking up both lanes
>Alright, I don't have time for this shit. I'll slow down, you go past, I'll get behind you and you can go stroke your ego
>I slow down
>He slows down
>I can't merge, he's being a retard, and people are trying to get around us but can't because he wants to do some fucking highway double-dating
>Fuck this
>I speed up more
>He speeds up more
>I speed up even more
>He speeds up even more
>We're both going like 120-130 at this point, neck-in-neck
>Straight segment of highway
>I look over at him
>I stare through his window, into his eyes
>He catches my stare, looks at me, smirking
>Glaring at each other, I'm sure I do not look amused with his game
>Really make sure he's focused on me
>SUDDENLY
>All at once, I snap my head/eyes forward, eyes wide, teeth clenched, arms extended + tensed, and I touch the brakes, as if I JUST noticed that I'm RIGHT about to hit something
>There's nothing
>The difference is, while I knew there was nothing and just barely tapped my brakes and kept going, truckdude looked like he shat himself and SLAMMED on his brakes, fishtailing to a stop and fucking up EVERYONE behind him
>I'm gone, but I can still hear the clusterfuck of angry honking behind me

>No snake story

I'm disappointed.

>watching one of those repo shows
>it's in Dallas
>repo a guy's car
>guy starts chasing them in another car
>guy starts shooting at the repo guys
>repo guys call the cops
>two squad cars show up and pull over both the repo guys and the shooter
>high-profile stop on shooter (hands in the air, walk back to my voice, etc)
>frisk him and secure (now-empty) weapon
>talk to repo guys, check to see paperwork is legit
>talk to shooter
>cops give shooter back his empty gun and tell him to go home
>cops tell repo guys it's OK and they can go

fuckin' Texas, man.