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>Nicholas St Clair passed out when he saw his testicles hanging off branch
>The 27-year-old had been driving 'like a Formula 1' driver in west Hull
St Clair had sped off at 57mph - nearly twice the speed limit - in his Volkswagen Golf GTi, with passengers, after crashing into a Ford Mondeo near a pub in South Ferriby, near Hull, East Yorkshire.

He then hit another car, a Seat Ibiza, travelling in the opposite direction, while attempting an overtake likened to a 'a Formula 1 manoeuvre', before ploughing into a lamppost, which flipped the Golf.

A branch smashed through the windscreen and through the gaps in the steering wheel, embedding itself in St Clair’s groin.

St Clair told officers: 'I pulled it out and my testicles fell out.'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html
thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/1674942/man-loses-testicles-in-a-tree-after-crashing-into-it-at-almost-twice-the-speed-limit/
rt.com/uk/357284-testicles-car-crash-criminal/

>like a formula 1 driver

maldonado?

>VW Driver castrated himself
like poetry

>driving like shit
>like a formula one driver

inb4 motorsports banned for being a bad influence

>GTI drivers
Not surprised

HOLY QUINTS BATMAN

>QUINTS CHECKED

>dipshits doing dumb shit in traffic
>in britains awful and small/short roads
GTI's just icing on the cake

>57mph
>like a Formula 1 driver

the absolute madman, he actually did it

mph
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

>57 mph
impressive formula 1 speed
road cars shouldn't go faster than 30 mph
stop this madness

Hey bro, you dropped your nuts.

>the north
nothing of value was lost

>GTI Driver can't reproduce

Happy days, Happy days

>golf driver has no balls

Well duh.

Meanwhile I dropped into 3rd doing 100, then redlined 3rd and then 4th in a 70 zone earlier today. My testicles are still safely in my scrotum, how hard can it be?

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That's gross. I can't even imagine sustaining an injury, and then my balls fall out.

>VW

checks out

>He is now unable to have children or a full sexual relationship
4x

It's very possible that his ball sack got torn open and his balls are still intact and attached to their tubing. They stuff them back in, suture the wound and send you on your merry way. It happens frighteningly often and usually doesn't have lasting damage on your ability to have children or sex.

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Hopefully he can't procreate

had his car been slammed to the ground this probably wouldnt have happened

>British man
>some shitskin

pottery

hey man theyre not all like that :^)

Who says VW owners don't have balls?

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Also kek

>I crash

pretty funny until i imagined this happening to me