You are at a meet and this guy slaps your RX7's bumper. What do you do?

You are at a meet and this guy slaps your RX7's bumper. What do you do?

Get in my gtr and race him

oi u cheeky bugger u lookin 4 a bunch o 5s m8 swear on me mum ill lay ye out cunt

he wouldn't since he hates American cars and actually admired the rx7 and the gt3000

Make him some tasty hot food before he gets angry.

Go slap his and laugh as it flops around like his limp old man dick

>he rolls up his Jean sweater
>taps your rx7s bumper
>these rotaries had issues with gas consumption and seals right?
>not exactly bulletproof
>does it even have air conditioning?

What can you even say to that ?

At least it has a smaller chin then you do

He actually liked the new C7 when Hammond reviewed it.

That really fucking hurt my feelings, expect a cease and desist internet scumbag

But I just traded in my hoon machine for a new luxo bardge

He made the ZR1 his personal car of the year.

Yes. Hammond reviewed the C7 against the Cayman GTS and loved it overall.

>takes britbong banter seriously

The corvette has been universally loved since the 90s grandpa

Tell him if he wants to keep that hand he'll walk away.

Y.y.y...you to

Tell him to not slap my bumper but to slap me since I bought a rotary

Is that code for hot cum?

>gt3000
Don't you mean BOOGT?

"Actually, they're legendary in motorsports, especially enduro, for their reliability and efficiency in high duty cycle environments. Piston engines run into all sorts of problems during sustained high RPM operation, but rotaries experience almost no additional wear during track use compared to street driving."

Slap him on the ass and ask for a steak. Process to talk about cars.

>how exciting !
>the rotary is the only new engine of the 20th century!
>of course I own a couple classic Wankel engine cars myself!
>pats you on the back
>Nice car kid!

get new apex seals and check my oil

Kek

Tell him it's LS swapped.

watch his show on Amazon® Prime®

Jay is a good guy but no matter what he comes off as condescending.

feels good that my rx7 is exactly as old as my gf

remind him GM has never ever won LeMans