You are at a car show.
All the cars are scraping their way in.
It's like a competition to see who can cause the most carnage without giving a fuck.
Then you come along in your stock vehicle and drive in without even scraping and damaging anything.
Everybody laughs at how much of a broke arse pussy, no guts having, chicken shit mother fucker you are.
"Hey faggot your car doesn't even scrape"
"If sparks don't fly your car is too high, you pussy"
How do you respond?
"OK"
Hit the hydraulic
"Check em"
"nice roll cage in your 130hp civic"
Hydraulics are cheating.
If you don't scrape and do damage you are just a gay lord.
Not my fault you a bunch broke ass niggers
Tell who them I'm working for, at which point they all start trying to suck my dick, because if I'm at some faggy car show it's because I'm being paid to cover it for one of the websites/magazines they all dream of being in.
challenge them to a race
>madonna racing
>not scraping the front
fucking faggots
>Who gonna take this L?
At least my oil pan isn't a wear item
>How do you respond?
Tough talk from someone who can't even drive on the motorway without fucking their car up on the first bump.
Punch the gas and wheelie out of there
I just bought the car, bags are on order.
Run them over.
"Say that to me on the race track at not at jack in the box and see what happens fucker"
I go to home depot, buy a large quantity of rocks and scatter them around the car show and at all the entrances/exits.
Have fun scraping faggots
"its low when your momma's in it"
you write for cuck monthly?
But my car do scrape, i just removed the springs so it's as low as it possibly can be
>solid front axle nbs
Why didn't you just buy a real truck like a ram or superduty in the first place, it would have been less work
Massive launch into burnout into reverse donut.
yeah, arent you still receiving the newsletter as well mate?
hows tyrone and your wife?
I work for whoever wants to pay me. Sometimes that ends up being stancefag websites and stuff, though it's thankfully rare and I mostly get to do actual motorsports stuff.
You. I like you.
Am I missing something? Where's the rear diff? Don't tell me it's fwd...?
JESUS CHRIST is that thing really fwd
...
hit the ramp at 130 mph.
if it doesn't scrape by then you're probably driving a truck.
I don't know why I laughed at this for a minute straight, but I did.
>be Australian, in illegally imported Maloo registered as a G8
>tell vapers it's RHD, and therefore JDM-tyte
>as they crowd about proceed to burn rubber
>choke stancefags in tyre smoke and Australian spores, which also look and smell like burning rubber
>rip a sick skid and leave sideways, my reproductive cycle complete for the year
Piss them off and leave with a burnout escape
Is this how Aussies reproduce?
Gaylmao