ITT: Veeky Forums waiting room

"the shitposters"

"ecoboost"

This desu, nothing like a midnight meal at Denny's with a view of your car.

>Picks up copy of motortrend
>>THE NEW C5 CORVETTE WILL BLOW YOUR DOORS OFF
>Check date
>July 1997

True story from my dentist office, circa 2012

"who drives THAT shitbox over there? lmao"

>park up at tire shop
>open door
>azn owner ranting at customer over phone
>hangs up
>"hello forgive me friend i had a bad customer"
>tell him to balance tires
>"ok ok, that's $7 per tire"
>proceeds to show me what balancing a tire does with tiny axle/wheel desk model
>asks why i need tires balanced, symptoms, etc.
>tell him i switched to nicer wheels and it vibrates on the highway
>he goes on 5 minute tirade about how modifying a vehicle is pointless
>goes on additional tirade about how all new cars are built to break in 2 years
>digresses
>"please wait in here, we take car around for you"
>takes a seat with a view directly into the garage
>one employee, owner disappears
>stares into the back of the employees skull with the intensity of a Iwo Jima veteran
>in the meantime, azn lady comes in
>owner re-appears from nowhere
>immediately launches into mile-a-minute jap talk with lady
>they practically push my car off the rack to make room for her
>her van has a CEL
>she took her van to a tire shop for a CEL
>owner DGAF, tells employee to scan codes and fix
>owner pulls up my bill, goes on another 5 minute lecture about how i need hubrings
>spends even more time googling my new wheels' hub diameter
>tfw best reviewed tire shop in the area and he treats whites like shit

i wasnt even mad, dude was pretty funny to listen to.

I was waiting at a dentist and they had that actual issue. Almost laughed while reading it.

>worrying the whole time about bike getting stolen
>shitpost on Veeky Forums

noice
something to watch whilst sleeping

there was a guy on /osg/ who was going to make this and some others, but he never showed up again

Do you think they fixed the CEL?

*looks outside at Veeky Forums's car park*

*gets out psp and starts playing wip3out special edition*

"who???"

Glad i'm not the only person that watches this shit.

"FEISAR IS SHIT, PIRANHA4LIFE"

These videos are the dankest shit in the world. I wish they drove older cars more often though.

I've had the idea for a while to start a channel doing exactly this sort of thing concentrating on getting the audio as good as possible as I thought it could garner quite a large audience. I'd try and keep the cars as varied as possible and living in the UK I could get quite a lot of cars that the US (a large market to gain an audience from) didn't get or never heard of; EU only cars and of course we have lax import laws. I can write pretty decent letters too so I would have no issue writing to local dealers asking if they would be up for helping. I stalled at the research stage though as there isn't a lot of information out there on what equipment I would need, preferably without spending thousands.

fuck Pirhana
G45 is Future Proof

I'm pretty sure WR had a video or something where they present their gear but I didn't watch it. I suppose they just have a cam with a binaural mic. I wanted to do it as well (only audio would be fine by me) and even recently got a stereo mic but I have no way to record since I don't have a laptop or anything and I only have 3 cars that I could use to record.

youtu.be/FuFmZBHCpLU?t=196

>half of the waiting room looks up

*in head*
"God I hope the person who owns that GT-R doesn't notice the scratch I made"

gm_carcon my nig

...

More like this IMO

*coughs*

>looking up parts I can't afford
>for a car I don't own

> holding helmet in hand all the time because I'm not putting something on the dirty floor where I stick my head in

hon hon hon

*pees pants*
* :^) *

they always have the most collectors stuff
my doctor has a 1994 magazine about planes

TKF BREH

"Oh look, someones ford is being towed"

*blast eurobeat out from my phone*

Butthurt yurocucks pls go

Thanks broseph.