Twingo thread

>it hurts to live

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Unfortunately.

Can someone explain to Murican what Twingo is? What car is the equivalent in USA?

It's a more versatile Geo Metro with 4 cylinders and a cute face.

RIP

what did you do mate?

Geo Metro

NOOOOOOO

Sold it to wrong people I guess.
There's also a big dent above the rear left wheel. It's probably gonna get scrapped soon.

ah so you found your old twingo again?
RIP

It's like a qt metro but you see them as often as mustangs

I got actual spies around the city taking pictures of it for me.

>6FbK6WrFL2
detriment

Why would you do it to him? :(

welp,

it seems like the ones who bought it from you are picture book normies who bought it for the absolute normie reason: use it up and scrap it.

this right here is the usual fate of every twingo in yurop.

Right

What engine was it again that was such an easy swap into this qt?

1.4 Turbo from a Renault 5 appearently.

>LS1 probably

Maybe the 1.6l or 2.0l engine from the Renault Clio?


How is there not a cult yet for the Twingo? Should I start exporting them to the US? We have loads of used first gen Twingos around here, even a lot with

Twingos aren't legal in the US until 2018 though.
There's no cult for the Twingo because actual people in real life hate its looks and consider it Multipla-tier or maybe even worse.

>How is there not a cult yet for the Twingo?
well there are smaller fan groups all over Europe who love that thing literally to death but it's far from a cult.

since it's unique in many ways PLUS all the nostalgia elements a car can have, it's painfully obvious it will become a big classic but as always, this will happen when they become really scarce.
then people will whine how they didn't secure one before.
every.
fucking.
time.

I think there goes the profit, kolego. We grab a cool looking regular economy car for noth-- for a price of just a regular car. It's not even rice taxed.

>Maybe the 1.6l or 2.0l engine from the Renault Clio?
Some madman has swapped in a Clio RS 172 engine.

Well I guess Americans might jump on the practically non-existent Twingo train because it's unique there which might lift the prices up a bit. But I refuse to believe it's going to be R32-tier or anything like that. It's a FWD econobox after all, no matter how good it is. We'll see how it plays out in the end

Some people also fitted their Twingo with e-motors.

Since that lil shit is under 800kg it's apparently quite easy and not too expensive to do.

Twingo plush when

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>What car is the equivalent in USA?
It's not a Geo Metro. We had this argument before. It's a Dodge Neon.

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Please do not kill me I have children

mildly unsettling

delet this

HON HON, IMMA FUCK YOU UP SON

The Twingos have gone mad. They're holding this poor car at knifepoint. However, triples will save it. Please don't let this car die.

You got doubles, that should be worth something, right?

R-right?

>twizy
LMAO WHO CAREAS Xd
I actually regret not trying it out. They probably wouldn't let me anyways but would be worth a try.

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>There's no cult for the Twingo because actual people in real life hate its looks and consider it Multipla-tier or maybe even worse.
Actually, there are quite a lot of fan clubs across Europe for Twingos. They're not particularly large or particularly active nowadays as the Twingo is just a ~20 years old econobox by now and most people have moved on already. Most fan clubs have moved on to Facebook though, forums are dead.

I'm aware of that but I'm talking about the broader public. Most people don't like Twingos and would rather drive a dying 1.6 A4 B5 than an end-of-production 2007 Initiale Twingo.

Quotation is in, it'll be 60 work days for them to be made, then shipping. Seems like they'll be around for Christmas for everyone.

>not chip tuning this and motor swapping to get more than 100kW out of this thing. It can be a rocket that beats every sports car at the stop light.

Déjà vu!

Je viens dans ce lieu avant
Plus haut sur la rue
Et je sais qu'il est mon temps pour aller
Calling you , et la recherche est un mystère
Debout sur mes pieds

Il est si difficile lorsque je tente d'être moi , woah!

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Thing doesnt even have windows mate, you'd be safer strapping a rocket to a chair.

Hey guys wanna hear a joke?
What do you call driving recklessly with a twingo?

Honing :^)

I love this image.

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im so sorry

*buildup* ........................... ALL YOU .... *FART*

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>tfw mid size sedan hubcaps look monstrous on a twingo

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twingo & clio

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>Twongo for 100 moneys: glass roof, galvanized
>EG6 Civic for 130 moneys: 125-130 hp, drives better
Which one would you pick, /a/?

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>drives better
well you're obviously more into performance so I'd say definitely go with the civic then.

twingos are nice for the practicality

My fucking favorite color right there. Fucking hell, so nice.

fuck, did I miss ordering one?

I think it means they'll be available for order by Christmas.

My gf is gonna get a pink Twingo plush for Christmas.

>My gf is gonna get a pink Twingo plush for Christmas.

don't do the cliche bf mistake and buy your gf something (You) would like.

It's fine, she thinks my blue one's adorable.

Shes saying that because its rude to be mean to autistic kids

S-shut up

don't you think he wouldn't have a gf if he actually was one of these?

She's probably autistic too

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My pain is greater than yours!

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you don't even live.

you exist in a game.

your pain is not real.

Even the faces match.

My parents 95 neon was such a piece of shit

>Doesn't have Pierre baguette (boutique) written on the side
Wasted potential

>it hurts to live
try not living in Poland

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I'd more worried about being Polish than having a shit box twingo in some minor damage.

It's the ultimate shitbox. Only praised by weaboos and idiots on Veeky Forums.

>twingo
>poland

Nothing of value was lost then.

I'm stuck with the curse forever so I got used to it. It's sad to see your previous car dying though.

You don't know how a turbo engine looks like do you?

It's a bunch of metal and plastic.

Enjoy your life and it's experiences. Don't overvalue metal and plastic.

It's just a pic of my previous Twingo's engine bay friend. Also you might wanna read the whole thread before replying so as to not clutter the whole thread :)

I clutter whatever the fuck I want.

And fuck you and fuck your twingo.

But this is a friendly thread for friends, newfriend

>But this is a friendly thread for friends

No, this is no fucking hugbox.
See? I'm even posting an evil Twongo.

We just usually happen to be in a good temper when in Twingo threads, that is all. Pure coincidence.

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Shall I get one now and live it in my grandpa's garage for until I get time to treat it like a jewel?

Am newfag to Veeky Forums, how can I get my hands on one of those plushies?

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>what if Twingo was a sportcar

Merican here, I have been wanting a Twingo for ages. How much would it cost buying and importing a clean example, also would it be hard getting work done to it in the states especially with parts?

>owned a 99 neon
>slight oil leak, 3 speed auto, only failed to start once in the 6 years of ownership
Kinda miss it

Twingos are so fucking adorable it hurts.
Would daily the shit out of one, but Merica.

Ayy!

Let me know when you need monies. I would be down to get another. I only have one after giving the second to user at the WAT meet