So I hit one of these fuckers. I drove a lemon, so they totaled it and are giving me $2,500 for it.
Any suggestions? Maybe around the 5k range?
So I hit one of these fuckers. I drove a lemon, so they totaled it and are giving me $2,500 for it.
Any suggestions? Maybe around the 5k range?
>Any suggestions? Maybe around the 5k range?
Literally the Sticky. The sticky operates on a 5k budget, and the used market in America hasn't changed much since it was made 2 years ago.
Shut up and buy a civic for 3k.
Miata.
buy a saddle and reins and ride the family of the deer that totaled your car.
i mean, they kinda owe you, now.
Considering I took a piss on the corpse during the walk to work, I think we're even.
Buy something that you can put one of these on next time.
Heh. I'll buy another 00 Sienna and toss one on.
Where's he going to find a truck that fits that for $500?
Not just for trucks.
>Living near deer
>Not driving a truck with a bumper
You brought this on yourself. I was in a car that got rekt by a deer when I was a kid and I've never driven anything that couldn't turn a deer into ground beef.
You mean ground venison.
Didn't have the same ring to it desu but I thought that a disclaimer would be too autism. Now I know better, I guess.
>they totaled it and are giving me $2,500 for it.
Buy a $500 POS beater
pocket the $2000
Go hit another deer
claim insurance of $4000
get paid $3000
go buy another POS beater for $500
hit deer
repeat process until you're a millionaire
user, you'll be doing a service to us all. Deer are awful.
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>$800 bronco
>$1500 bumper
>$200 left over to bribe 4 buddy's with enough beer and steak bar b que to mount that bastard.
Meadow niggers.
They're the only reason I hunt. Need to keep the population down.
Used F-150 with a brush guard and .308 to take out a few of their relatives as revenge
>Meadowniggers
kek
Those are big enough for a fucking hippo.