Commercial slams other brands instead of selling the car on its own merits

>commercial slams other brands instead of selling the car on its own merits
>commercial is a shitty action movie in which a smug white man evades shitty CGI monsters and doesn't tell me anything about the car
>commercial has paid-off morons telling me stupid reasons why the car is good
>commercial tells me that a generic silver automatic 4-door sedan will make me feel unique

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car commercials today are steaming stinking turds compared to the masterpieces from the 1980s.

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this commercial makes me wish i could be a k-car superstar

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Based Katayama.

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>commercial only shows the car in ridiculously dark light so you can hardly even see it

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>"GET $500 BONUS CASH"
>"GET $1,000 BONUS CASH"
>"GET BONUS CASH FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING"
>"0%APR FOR 194 MONTHS WITH THE SUMMER SAVINGS DEAL, WITH ONLY $80,000 DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"OUR SUMMER SALE ISN'T JUST A SUMMER SALE, IT'S A NATURAL PHENOMENA!"
>"COME ON DOWN AND TEST DRIVE OUR ENTIRE LINEUP, IT'S GIVES YOU MORE BONUS CASH!"

this fucking ballad holy shit

At least ford made some dbz commercials for some reason.

Link?

I know the Taurus was intended to be a competitor to imports and an attempt at a more with-the-times American car, but I never realized how ham fistedly they marketed it as such.

>commercial is banned because it shows someone hooning in the car and encourages unsafe driving

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>tfw no more background singers and mustaches in modern car commercials

Ayyyy Stealth

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Ayyyy boomers and stealths

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Mitsubishingo Stealth Doringo R/T


The AYYY of LMAO


Love these cars, Cant afford one though

Seriously, all 80s commercials are based
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Chevy, Nissan, Toyota, and Kia, in that order?

I just stood up and recited the Pledge of Allegiance after watching that.

Nobody remembers the GOAT mustang commercial?
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Ford loves America and her troops.

Where were you when Germany made a better American commercial than America?
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>commercial features a woman praising the car for taking care of you while you deliberately distract yourself from driving

Story of my life. Nothing about base model 3kgt/stealths is appealing and the cost of owning a VR4 or R/T is out of reach of most of us plebs. Love those commercials tho

I actually enjoyed the series of commercials VW did to market their golf GTI to younger kids, I remember it was a bunch of ricers and a "pimp das auto" line.
Really ironic how it's now one of the go-to rice mobiles for people who don't want a Honda.

Subaru? It sounds like those "I survived" ads

Look on the bright side. At the very least most of these ads weren't just shouting BUY OUR CARS BECAUSE AIRPLANES
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I liked the Dodge Challenger commercial with George Washington.

Wow, these are fucking great.

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>>commercial slams other brands instead of selling the car on its own merits

What is GM

>HURR guess I'll get this immensely inferior chevy truck because dropping giant slabs of concrete from about 15 feet in the air doesn't dent and scratch the bed up... as much

>commercial with anti-establishment undertones gets banned by the establishment

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>FORD HAS SEEN THE FUTURE

w-wait a minute guys, I think this is going a little too far...

I don't like this one ;~;

Holy fuck I'm sold

h-he probably picked the doggie up offscreen

cashing in on nostalgia for millennials, even though no millennial would ever want to buy a focus

Speak for yourself lad.

>it has exactly what we want
The vaguest commercial I have ever seen in my life. I sorta get that its supposed to be a family car from the pictures of families, but thats it.

Why not?

Most Focus I see are driven by young people and are painted in bright colors, at least as often as the Civic and Mazda 3.

>tfw no city turbo

based toyota

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and another XT6 one
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I mean you're wrong, but ok.

>implying this isn't the best car commercial ever invented
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ugly af

>af
underage teenage girl detected

>please don't drive this way

kek