Vehicle Names

Hello Veeky Forums.
Do you name your car? Do you refer to it as him or her? Why?

her because female determiner (?)
refer to it as "Zitrone" - german for lemon because it is yellow

I had my car for 4 years.
I named it Brad, I loved Brad.
Then I totaled him, both of us have been through everything together.
2 girlfriends, 3 jobs, nothing can replace Brad.

Then Liberty Mutual™ called, I broke into my happy dance.

Same here. Me and my car have been through everything. He was always there
>drive a taurus
>of course it's name is bull

Not original but I love the car more than anything or anyone

kek

I don't name them, but it's a male if it has a stick, female if automatic

>mfw

I have a Honda Jazz, his name is Jeff.

Lets see who's underage by not getting that.

Smurfette

feminine and blue, impossible to go with anything else
pictured not mine but it's pretty much the same

for fucks sake this post

I named mine #@%$@!%$# car, as in

"#@%$@!%$# car won't start again."

or

"#@%$@!%$# car is still leaking oil."

In high school I had a 03 kia rio wagon.

I ran track and skipped practice one day to bang this girl in the school parking lot. We used to warm up by doing laps in the school parking lot. I got spotted by a few people. Eyewitnesses described the car "violently shaking to the point where only 2 wheels were on the ground at a time" She was mortified, I was hype.

It earned the name of sex mobile. No one ever wanted to ride in the backseat.

I just realized the way I described this story made it sound like me and the girl ran laps around the parking lot to warm up for sex.

Please note that I was referring to the track team of my high school.

Holy shit I'm autistic

My car's name is Sparks. It has a shitload of electrical problems.

I named my z32 eliza after the main female lead eliza in the play "my fair lady". Supposudely the creator of the original fairlady z car got the name fairlady from the same play in the 60s.

i named my brother's stratus Cheryl. she's really fast, cheap and always dirty

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I call mine whatisitnow.

I say her name a lot.

Dat biatch....

My 1993 Buick Century is named Brian.

No name
But i refer to it as she.
why?
No idea. Growing up my father always used to compare the cars he had to starships from star trek, and traditionally they refer to ships as female, so maybe that's whu. Or maybe I'm just autistic

I drive an 03 Taurus, I call her Dachau because every now and then the windows won't work and fumes run into the cabin, also the ac doesn't work so it's an oven in the summer.

All real men do this. Although I call mine the punished, it's still her. Same with my bike.

Er.. punisher

No but it needs a name, roll dubs and I'll use your suggestion.

Checked

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my car is the shitvic and my bike is the redhead cause she's crazy and keeps trying to kill me

I used to call my RX7 "rexxie"
it was FB so it was a cute

I have a Lancer, I secretly call it "Mitsune".

I call them the fox and the ram because that's what they are and I refer to them by the gender neutral pronoun "it" as they do not require a crew to pilot and maintain ergo no need for romanticism.

Scheisskiste

You've already rolled dubs yourself :^)

Ya but I can't think of a good name. I always find lady bugs on it so I thought about lady bug but that's gay.

Fuck

i fucking hate this commercial

ladybug fits pretty well considering you got a gay ass car

His name is Ernie because when I registered him, the plate's first 3 letters are ERN

the rest is history

I call my audi A4 bambi, because why the hell not?

I just got my latest car so I don't really know her well enough to name er' but I usually determine the gender by how it's shaped. sharp, aggressive edges are male and round, soft edges are female. I named my 1966 mustang casper because it's factory color was white, choose the name off of the personality of the car (also this thread has loads of dubs)

Yes
Sometimes
Because

I thought I was the only one that named my car

I call her tic tic due to the ticking sound of the lifters at idle. I overpaid, but now she is mine. :')

Valentina, funny how she happens to be red. Bought from a relative on valentines day.

I dont cause im not a faggot.

bwmp

I have a 57 bel air
Its name is prince
I load it with black ice trees

>mfw replying seriously

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Because she's a cute! CUTE!!!
IDK, it's funny and homo af when someone refers to their vehicle as male when they're also male, IMO. Even if I had a truck or muscle car, I'd just consider it a STRONK womyn.

>That picture
I'm dying

Schopenhauer, I'll be getting you as soon as I get my license

I call my 84 rx7 Kyoko, cause I'm a faggot

"The furnace" or more recently "spicy boy"
how the fuck do americans deal with this (esp southern states)

>"spicy boy"
Nigga did I just catch you using an ifunny meme?

Some fag on /b/ named her no nonsense nancy half a decade ago

Not my car, but my motorcycle is called Princess because it's a tempermental Italian princess.

yes, I low key hate my car it's slow and broken

> low key
> esp
> spicy boy

18+ board

>Surprisingly, Regret_the_Van's van is not named Regret.

Unwritten is her name, although I also call her Bugcatcher.

My C30 is named Strindberg

Should I be crying or laughing?

Lola
Had her for 3 years

My white Saab is named Agneta after the blonde chick in ABBA.

>Stratus
>Fast

Nicknamed him Muscles, no power steering, and slow as fuck so he works hard to get up hills.

I'm watching you.

I too have a smurf blue NA Miata, user

I named my 94 Cutlass Betty White because she was old and white and it only scored me roadhead once.

I call her Tris.
Shortened from Beatrice of course.

Fluffy.

cars are she because you ride in them
bikes are he because you ride on them

Eileen because "Come on Eileen."

The Beige Boat

Previously it was "Rusty Bucket" because of the metallic orange color, but when I was given it I just shortened it to "Russ" because I always found the previous name to be in bad taste.

Bump. Fuck you Alphonse

I refer to it as "piece of shit". It doesn't have a gender.

Speedy wheeley auto mobiley

best color, my man