Have you got your dream car yet Veeky Forums?

Ah man I was gonna post such a thread. Fuck you.

This guy's on the spectrum right?

Full autismo spectrum

I kinda do though. It just has the wrong transmission

which is about to be changed

I have many dream cars ranging from a 1984 Caprice Classic to a new super car. I've owned a lot of different dream cars.

What car?

e30 coupe 325i in alpine white
entirely stock other than a headunit

Yes 2007 Z4M Coupe 17.4k miles and going up about 100 a month.

I feel guilty driving it but fuck it is fun.

If that is your challenger, then you have a very nice car. Love the color combo with the wheels

Nope, probably never will.

2005 corvetter for me. Tired of my 2012 civic

DOES HIS MOTHER STILL DRESS HIM?

I couldn't watch the whole fucking video, how did he afford the viper? Did he get this shit from his "in depth" reviews I swear to god

jealous?

Had it, and now it's gone.

What the fuck do you think we're all autistic here it's okay

>"in depth"
Are you implying they're not? There are only a handful of other reviewers that really go over every goddamn inch of every car like he does.

>this button is really smooth and it's kind of deep
>give your guys feedback do you want me to go over another inch

I can go deeper if you guys want

Leave suggestions in the comment section

Anyone have the pasta of him reviewing a hooker while on crack?

keep going

>these seats from the 1990s
>they are so comfortable
>that lumbar support is significant
>can you feel the seats with me user
>can you smell the upholstery user

P..please hold my hand over these ergonomic cup holders that are laughable small by today's standards senpai

I wonder how long will he take to crash it.

yeah 87 e30, still rebuilding but still its in my garage

Who's this guy?

Why my name is saabkyle04 and I'm the drivers seat of YouTube !

>can you feel the cloth interior on this 1993 mustang GT
>can you feel and smell this all original upholstery
>can you observe every single detail of the interior of this car to even describe a glovebox
>can you smell the forest green paint job just like it came off the Ford factory

Hi My name is Saab Kyle and I'm a automobile addict

His sister is fucking smokin tho

He must have pimped out his sister to get his dream car, an SRT (Dodge) Viper GTS™(with optional track package)®

well she sure looks dressed for it

kys mysoginist pigs

Can you imagine the amount of times she had to handle him and his car autism?

>She brings Chad to fuck her brains out
>Kyle ask'd Chad if he can have "an in depth look" of his car
>Chad agrees only if Kyle gtfo and leave them alone
>Spent the rest of the afternoon narrating his way through the car while Chad is choking Kyle's sister with his cock

P-post sister plz

Almost, it can wait unless prices go up

>Chad's car sits in the driveway, Kyle sitting inside with his camera as his sister gets plowed in the house
>in her room, the blinds are slightly open in the direction facing the driveway and Chad can see his car momentarily as he thusts back and forth
>car cranks up, no revving whatsoever though just idle
>headlights go on, headlights go off
>windows roll down, windows roll up
>interior lights turn on, interior lights turn off
>trunk opens, Kyle gets out and looks inside for nearly five whole minutes, trunk closes
>hood opens, closes

then he gets in the passenger side

>respectable glove compartment right here guys

Oh my god this fucking made me kek

She ain't that hot

strip her down naked and bring her to me

I bet she has been BLACKED alredy

youtube.com/watch?v=l7jb7VJcWyk

>you will never marry into a middle class family and entertain them with stories of your working class up bringing.

yea an rc barracuda

bump pls would love to read it

Pic related from her graduation present video back in 2012.

Would berry/10

I've noticed a trend, if there's a super awkward autistic guy he usually has a smoking hot younger sister. Like their moms vagina went "ah fuck" and did better the next time around.

oh boy, wish i was born in US so i could get brand new cars as a birthday gifts :(

>middle class =/= working class
You're a stupid little cocksucker.

bump

ho lee fuk

topkek, eurofag pays 10k per year in insurance for a 1.0L French shitbox

>implying you could do better

>makes six-digits a year to walk around cars and read off a brochure

How can anyone stand his videos? They're so fucking boring, even Subaruwrxfag is less awful

Fuck off, Subaruwrxfan. You're literally just piggybacking off his fame.

This guy has a Pharmacy degree, so he is already making a 6 digit salary, on top of his youtube money. Dude deserved it for his hard work.

>pharmacy degree

Yea I am sure working at CVS advising senior about their butt cream is a six fig job lol

I know for a fact that Pharmacist at Walmart make more than the Store Manager. If you dont count the Store Manager yearly bonus.

They make like 80k...

You're thinking of Co-Managers, the Store manager makes 100k+. I believe the usual break down now is
>Assistant = 40-50k starting
>Co-Manager = 60k starting
>Store Manager = 100k depending wether its a rural or urban store. City stores make more I believe.

they make like 40-50 starting, and probably work up to 70 or 80 once they are the lead dude and been there forever. source: gf is pharmacy tech. def not a six figure job ever.

also the building the pharmacy is in makes no difference it's an autonomous unit. no one in the pharmacy answers to the store manager.

>being this fucking jelly
You must be scandinavian

To me the G35 was my dream car for the longest time.. I always wanted a coupe but im so glad i have the sedan instead. I appreciate this car every day because one thing i learned is to never take anything in life for granted. Plus the sedans are faster than the coupes.

A bit less exciting and more stupid than I remember
archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15365905/#15366447

Nice nissan

Pharmacy tech =/= Pharmacist. He legit went and got his doctoral.

No but I have one that looks like my dream car :^)

No. I can't find any online that aren't across the border.

The ecoboost isn't out yet.

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you fucking guys

N-no... ;-;

...

You are fucking retarded. You like his sing songy voice?

Never

I like the way he sensually touches the console buttons

He's getting a clue.

He's getting a raging clue.