Brit/o/ Drag Meet 2016

Hello again, autistic strangers. It's getting closer to SUPER BRITAIN DRAG SPECTACLE!

23-25 September 2016
Shakespeare County Raceway, Long Marston Airfield, Stratford-upon-Avon
CV37 8LL

Bring your Chevy Novas, your Ford Pops, your Honda Civics with huge turbos, or pretty much anything as long as it can either bring a tent or you can sleep in it.

shakespearecountyraceway.com/eventdetails.asp?event=86

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1st for dead mx5

>wen ur dolly turns evil lol

Can I bring SLAGS?

When we already have Sam? :^)

Only if they're proper filthy.

No fatties.

Is Danny a grill?

Danny is a certified grill. We checked at Tickmeet

Danny < Sam

Why have a grill when you can have feminine penis?

Obligatory reminder that camping will be fun as fuck and so will decking out a corsa

Can anyone get me up to date on brit memes? What's the hottest new Brit meme?

>going to a meet without resident traps

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Mandatory eurobeat for the drag meet lads

DEJA VU

That would be sound as a pound m8

>Brit neetmeet
>not UKG or Jungle
Not even mad, just disappointed

We can always blast jungle music at the drag meet youth

Didn't even notice you used
a picture of me
Will pic related do

>Hardcore
Only if it's the sort of hardcore made by Criminal Minds so it has tons of breakbeats and isn't just rapid untsuntsuntsunts faggotry.

You bring the Aphrodite I'll bring the DJ hype bruv

nth for I was there from the begining

The sweet sweet nostalgia

That sweet awkwardness in the car park after meeting for the first time.

I'd do it all again desu

Posting badly stuck on peek on helmet

I LOVE YOU ALL

Mad banter of drag meet will be recorded

JUST for (you)

>tfw failed MOT
>have to order new parts
>fucking Yuro Car Parts misorder me fucking THREE times
>can't go to meet
Fucking REEEEEEEEE

Why can't you go to meet senpai? Tried GSF and that?

That warm feeling when Soph was blasting out of the stereo and everyone was smiling, having a good time

I couldn't go to the first Brit/o/ summer slam m8 ;___;

Speedy speed boy

Conveniently blurring the speedo so no one can read the needle at 35.

You know I get 40mph down hill mate and 3mph up hill

Please remember to bring your own food, there won't be enough welshcakes

>Not cooking enough to feed us all
>:(

If you guys bring the equipment we can have a makeshift soup kitchen

Assume we get a turn out rate of 12 people, all of which like welshcakes (WC), everyone gets greeted with about 1.5 WC giving an intro total of 18WC.
As the night goes on people will want dinner which is about 5 WC with a subtotal or 60WC. We'll add in a cheeky 15 WC due to drugs and slags.
Morning will be like dinner adding another 60WC, same for sunday, breakfast total is 120 WC. The lunch average is 3.5 WC as people might buy their own food, this is 42WC, giving a total of 84WC for sunday too.
Saturday dinner with more cheeky WC gives us 75WC.
At the end of it I would have to make 370 welshcakes to make everyone a happy chappy

Hop to it m8, you got a lot of cooking to do

I can confirm that Danny is cooking enough duck eggs for all of us

For all the hate we get from ignorant 30hp/l Yank scum, Brit meets are always the best

It's because we have mad banter and don't worry about one of us shooting each other

MAD BANTS

Requesting whoever made the op photo to make a Brit Veeky Forums version of L&B pack

>Lambert and Butler
>Not Benson and Hedges

B&H gold or get out, shame Nowhere sells Luckies

>not memeboro reds
DYES

mini with elf interior?

i read that in a scouse accent


and may i enquire as to why the fuck this is being held down the arse end of englandistan and not somewhere closer to the likes of me n retro up here in gods own Scotland?

Not even Silk Cut?

Yes, let's definitely cut out everyone from Wales, the south and the midlands so some tripfag from a shitty non-country can flake on coming

>thatoldbastard
Oh shit m8, do you still drive buses or have you finally put your feet up?

None of us are heroin addicts so we have no need to go to scotland

>Brit meet
>no Brit cars

555-comeonnow

Because the South has more people

not smoking based amber leaf so you can get cancer faster

please refer to charlies dolly

>amber leaf
>not cutters choice
So poisonous it isn't sold in its country of manufacture (Netherlands)

Holy fuck I've not seen that name in ages. Weren't you looking at getting a Saracen at one point, or am I thinking of someone else?

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STOP! STOP! IT'S ALREADY DEAD!

;_;

>when mom makes you pick up some bread and milk before the hillclimb