It's finally here!

It's finally here!
Tales From The Dealership v1.2: Now With More Stories!

82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales From The Dealership.pdf

All new content is at the end so you don't have to look for it.

Coming soon: Spellcheck

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is that everything?

Possibly, if you find a thread I've missed, or stuff pre-4plebs, I'll put it in.

I'm asking becuase everything is dated 2014.

Appreciate the effort tho.

Thanks dude, we all appreciate it

Found one ya missed. One of my personal favorites too

I think this is one ya missed too.

I missed them because they are screenshots. I'll see if there's a way to easily OCR them in though.

Actually I didn't miss this one. It's on page 19.

He didn't miss that one

Are you only feeding us the absurd stories, or do you exclusively deal with people buying cars when they're already paying them off, shitheads with awful credit and worse financial responsibility, and poorfags?

whelp

I'm not LPG, but I hear if you chant "Tier IV" 3 times into a mirror you can summon him.

Many thanks LPG...I enjoy your stories!!!

kek
>You have been visited by the gracious TIER IV LENDOR
>28.9% APR, BHPH lots, and being 10k upside down in a car worth 4k will haunt you, UNLESS you post THANK MR LPG

Meant to reply that kek to

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Look at the date on the girl one and find another with a matching date.

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>THANK MR LPG

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Why can't I open this link?!?
What am I missing?

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Thanks user, appreciate it. Always a fun read.

First published 2016 by WAT Publishing
- “It’ll Make it Better, Mom”: How to convince your mother
to modify her Civic
- Tools and Techniques for Pretending You Have a Car on
the Internet

Also great job on compiling the stories, you're doing god's work user

Shit! Why not!
Never been to a BHPH place but they sound more scary than my mother in law's vagina.

Thanks MR LPG!!

Now if only someone would compile Rainbow Rangers Posts about his mom.

We'll be in business.

GROW BIG CACTUS

I wonder if LPG has read this and feels a hit of nostalgia, maybe even sad he's leaving the dealership.

Would illegaly download audio book/10

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I don't go to Veeky Forums often.
Can you post them?

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THANK YOU MR LPG

I have a few saved.

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No man, I can't put myself through that again...

not again...

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Thanks Guy.
Good stuff and Godspeed.

But Rainbowranger's posts aren't as numerous. I'm actually halfway through what i have already

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MR LPG

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Ya, but some of Rainbows stories are just so... Why?

because his mom's fucking insane and it's kinda funny how retarded she is.

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This is the last post I have of his. Next one I have is a pic he posted of his mom so we can imagine what this insane bitch looks like.

Two god tier anons in this thread

and here's the cunt herself.

Well then bundle them with LPG's posts, and you'll have a winner

Solid work man, you have accomplished what I should have done but was too lazy to do, lol

You just got recognized by onii-chan, OP

Thank you Mister LPG.

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I've been to a few BHPH in Manassas. All run by mexicans

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MANASSAS USED AUTO AUCTION

WE DONT ROLL BACK ODO'S, WE PROMISE

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Bump

Thank you mr lpg im going to a dealership tomorrow too

Bump.

As a general fyi for anyone interested, MARY starts on page 54

Oh fuck! MARY
XD

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best book of the year. thank you soo much for putting these stories together

I'm not buying a piece of junk MARY!!!

As a newfag, this was the first Veeky Forums meme I was here for, so I will always appreciate MARY.

Thank you Mr lpg

Spent two evenings enjoying this stuff - thanks LPG.

How the fuck you didn't go postal on all these entitled retards is entirely beyond me.

But I learned a little about how not to be an ass when buying a veehickle...

>everything is dated 2014.

No it isn't.

>82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales From The Dealership.pdf
this is the best post ive seen in Veeky Forums ty

I'll manage, MARY

Haven't read through it all yet, does it have the one with the old guy paying for a mustang with gold coins?

Oh, your talking about Flight Sim Guy. I'm pretty sure it predates TFTD

THANK MR L-epszy P-ower G-amoniu
>only poleanons will get the joke thou
>just bumping this thread because it's good.

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I love you. Been reading these all day, page 45 now.

These made riding in the back of a car for 12 hours so much more bearable. THANK MR LPG

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I just spend hours reading it at work instead of doing what i'm paid to do.
Damn that was good

Thank you user for the book and thank you LPG for the stories

Damn i almost cried reading that. bring back memories.

Now i'll probably end my week by reading the Dew Trail CYOA

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