N/o/rcal General

Horse Cock! Edition.

pastebin.com/gSKq33BG
has info on all upcoming meets, routes and videos.

Meet photos:
dropbox.com/sh/dlp6xmfl74otgbo/AACxcGbdOWOmVC_mOT7wb_NWa

Vids from previous meets:

Lone Pine:
vimeo.com/169753398

Ramen 9:
vimeo.com/167425322

Fatman II:
vimeo.com/166173848

Playlist with earlier videos:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLflXj-BEbFcvt01evxt4lnElyKM1RNL8S

Other urls found in this thread:

vimeo.com/181443181
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Stop making shit thread.

No :^)

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So how was the Quincy scouting? Did you find any good tooj?

vimeo.com/181443181

Went to find epic touge, found dirt roads, potholes stretching for miles with a little bit of road here and there and normiefags that would not pull over.

>HWY 70:
Nice sweepers but full of normies that will not use turnouts or let you pass.
>Taylorsville area:
Great windy roads on the edge of the forest. Real potential here. Fun for the day but so many fucking deer at night.
>North road to Antelope Lake:
Scenic as fuck but shit tier dirt road. Good for pretending you are a rally god but little else.
South road to Antelope Lake: Didn't drive, I'll check it out the next time I lead a workshop near there.
>Road around Antelope Lake:
Really fucking nice collection of curves.
>Road from Antelope Lake to Beckwourth
First half only for masochists, fucking awful pot hole ridden piece of shit. The gravel was nicer.
Second half - smooth as fuck sweepers with intense up/downhills.

All in all - too far to be really worth it. Nicer touges in the Sierras nearer most of us. Would be nice for a weekend camping roadtrip sometime.

Wow. That dirt road has some beautiful scenery.


Gotta check that out

Yep

why am i such a fucking cuck

Because you drive a saturn?

i don't drive a saturn

sorry, wrong cuck

Have you guys thought about driving highway 1 from Daly City to Half Moon Bay? There end up being more cars there as you approach Half Moon Bay and the popular beaches but it's nice drive aside from that if you like going straight and looking at the pretty scenery.

It is a really nice drive but too short and not twisty enough. A great thing to do solo or linked with a trip up 84 and 35 tho.

I've driven this 10 times in the past two weeks, it's fucking busy most of the time. I just take 280 now and save half an our of traffic I can't split through.

Pls tell me where to locate this dirt road so that I may pretend to be a rally racer ;D

Waking up to >too far

Took you long enough, I can drive pothole ridden streets close by if I want too

RIP Chabot gun range ;_;

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Fruit Growers Blvd
Beardsley grade
Beckwourth Genesse rd
Indian Creek rd
Unnamed road at 40.151794, -120.545187 that goes south all the way to linking up with the Beckwourth Genesse rd near Beckwourth

Bump

>bump a dead thread

N/o/rcal is dead like s/o/cal...well they just crash with no survival.

How cool do I have to be to attend your meets? What if all I have is a boring unriced car? What do you even do at the meets besides, you know, driving around?

t. East Bay newfag

You've got to be 2cool4school, expect to get btfo by Calvin before he gets btfo by a camry, and usually we also shitpost irl

Hey my car is black, if I put flame decals on it will that do at least for a start?

>Meeting every week or two
>Driving all around the best touges north of the grapevine

Yep, dead

No need to be cool, all you need to do is be accepting of the hardcore autism sometimes on display, like , dealing with layer apon layer of memes, enduring all the shitboxes on display and making sure to enjoy yourself on the touge.

If you aren't sure and don't want to commit to one of our more long distance drives like the one next weekend watch the thread for more impromptu bay area runs or the ramen meet on a Thursday night.

Stuff we do other than drive:
Stop by restaurants so I can gorge
Go to the drive in cinema to watch random films before or after meets
Go innawoods and shoot funs and cans
Camp, get drunk, eat delicious steak
Hold shit in for days because taking a dump in a toilet that is not yours is haram apparently.
Go to a casino and loose all our bets except for matrixfag who makes bank.
Play console games hard enough to involve controller throwing rage.

>burnt burger
>uncrustables for buns

hi

>probably getting a job at Alice's this week
You guys gunna come visit?

>uncrustables for buns
You're either retarded, or the hero we need.

Pretty much the complete list of what we do all the time. Good fun.

Got my bumper repaired, 95% roughly. Kinda worried about my tires though. Back ones are bald as fuck. I can't afford to get new ones till late this month though...

what is with n/o/rcal and buying cars you can't afford to maintain

Gotta go fast on 8k mang (^:

Now that's a commute I'd actually like to have. I'll visit eventually.

I buy cars that serve a functional purpose with their capabilities. It costs more in the long run to get a car that does not have the capabilities and requirements one needs.

Also
>NeonNIG
>affording anything

> 8k
sup s2k

Thanks. Sounds like fun, I may drop by some time if you promise not to yell at me for my shitty driving. I need to meet some new people here.

most of n/o/rcal is shitty drivers who think they're good simply because saturnfag is so bad in comparison

That makes me feel better already.

Being broke mang (^:

We already know you can't hit basic corners, calm down fag

You a cutie waitress whos gonna give me a discount on sum burgers? If so Ill be there in 30 mins.

I'll visit for that boipucci

wtf i hate you now.

>I'm gunna be the king of Skyline

I'm a cutie waiter that's going to charge you extra for bringing your own rice.

It was a hella long weekend. I drove hella far to sack town where I got a spoiler for my miata and hit up the Clinton rally

>sold my miata to a friend this week
>it's in NY
>he's in NY
>he's moving to CA
>he's driving it out here

Got me feelin some type of way
Gunna buy it back some day

Shit I was at the Clinton rally too. I figure not too many people here are with her because of the high amount of beta autists on this website.

Holy shit, I grew up here.

I volunteered at Tuolumne fire station and used to go to medical calls all the time at Black Oak. You niggers really had to do a meet up in my home town the day I had to work??

>going to clinton or trump rallies non-ironically
>not posting tributes on Gary Johnson's twitter

Guess what car I got today

P R I U S

>Baird gets miata back, becomes Miata-kun
>sells bike, becomes jetta 2.0
>I'm looking for a SW20, Z32, or 370z.
No more baikus in n/o/rcal, RIP.

Better a beta autists than nu-males

ooo, ooo I know. You got a s2k (^:

I know you guys didn't ask but

>Be on a medical aid at black oak casino
>Call came out as altered level of consciousness
>Turns out old lady was gambling for like 12 hours while her son went and spent her social security check and didn't eat or drink anything all day.
>This shit happens on a weekly basis with different old people
>Refer to it as the black oak flop

Have fun guys. There are alot of old fucks there, but at least the bowling lanes are fun. I finger blasted one of the girls that gives out bowling shoes and shit, so there's a chance you could get some.

>becomes jetta 2.0
I could get a bike any day but all I want to do is track ride so I'm holding out for a special snowflake 2 stroke.

bikes are shit on the true touge anyway

What's with all the newfags

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I thought you didn't like meme machines
2 strokes are basically the bike equivalent of a rotary

I don't mind meme machines, rotary hate is just banter. V4s and 2 strokes are the only motors I care about on motorcycles.

nice trips
a rotary bike would be cool too

I have a 77 RD400 that fucking rips. Would recommend.

The previous owner hand rolled and welded the chambers, and it has a pretty aggressive port and polish, points delete, and flat slide carbs. It weighs almost nothing. Fucking scary bike.

hot wheels

>sell bike
Nigga I brought this thing back from the grave and rode it 6k miles through the mountains and forest and desert to get here, I'm never selling the meme machine

I'm oldfag as fuck but I just moved to SF

I'll legit suck your dick to ride that no homo

Dubs confirm

IIRC those exist.

ikr, should have bought an RSV4.

Just drive a buddies blob eye wrx with the ej207 motor. That thing revs up to 8k.

The hell is a Subaru doing pretending it's a Porsche.

i want a meme machine
what should i buy

Cuckwagon

not meme enough
it has to be impractical for anything other than basic dd/commuting and touge

Miata
>Suzuki Cappuccino is importable now

import an fd from japan

why not a beat
(or az-1, although those are probably expensive)

> Suzuki Cappuccino
are those even legal to register in california?

who wants to convoy from the east bay?

AZ-1 would be tits but I think they're already expensive.

AZ-1 is cool as fuck
Beat isn't turbo
Capp is baby baby viper (NB miata is baby viper)

We should all pitch in $500 to import a Cappuccino and Busa swap it.

That's definitely going to be very high on my project list once I get a yob. You can get 900HP out of a turbo busa engine, so 300HP would be DD levels of reliable.

City Turbo is turbo.

Also, I thought the AZ-1 was a three banger turbo? Maybe I'm misremembering it.

They're all Kei cars, so all I3 660cc 66hp, but the AZ-1 and Capp are turbo, the Beat has ITBs instead.

RIP supermoto. May you be hooned in Oakland by the nigger that stole you.

beat is mid-engine with ITBs
that's got to count for something

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Thank god I store my bike in a garage in a non shit neighborhood.

Dicks in Dublin at 8:30am? Can't think of a better named location.

I prefer the cappuccino because of those different roof options desu

can someone explain the full route, does it go to reno? the map stops at markleyville.

Also, 108 is much better going west

I think the plan is to stop at the hot springs near malarkeyville, at least thats what I see on the map.

>Day 1 we go from Sonora to Markleyville then up to Reno for the night if you are staying for Sunday. Also we can leave some cars in that area and carpool up.
>Day 2 we drive back down to the 4, possibly going via 89 again via Topaz.

I put that place down on the map because it was the camping option, still hadn't decided to go to Reno for the night.

Why not stop in SLT? More places to play hobo there, and better scenery too.

Anybody wanna give me a ride from SF to Brentwood for a little gas money?
Need to go buy a new DD...

I don't need money but I'll accept payment in boipucci

>not sure if srs

I don't live anywhere near the Indian shitting streets that run through the shithole that is SF.

A few of our regulars live in that area. If you took Bart to bay point they could likely give you a ride.

Also Tri Delta has a bus that goes right from Bay point Bart to Brentwood

When do you need it?

thought you had a dd

some nigger stole it

if you take the bart to Bay point, I'll drive you to brentwood. I live on the border of BW anyway.

I think brz already booked a couple of rooms in reno

>8h
>363 miles

literally wtf is this shit

too poor?

70 miles each way from the passes to Reno, 105 miles of deliciously curvy road a day doesn't sound too bad at all.