You were going to build a car to outrun the cops and only do that

an all black turbo camry, turn lights off, use night vision goggles.

Where do you think we are?

commit the crime around 2am so its dark and lonely out, the vehicle of choice is an e36 m3 with an aftermarket supercharger blacked out and debadged with disabled tail lights. i take the chase through the backroads and take a 90 degree turn at the first intersection after i pull at likes 800 meters of distance on them.

I like cars? Its a shitbox anyway, and we have plenty of busrider posters.

supercharged AWD 3000GT making 550~ hp with license plate hider, some fancy run flats, and a few other odds and ends.

Supercharger because the easiest way to lose cops is lots of twisty turnies where a turbo won't have enough time to spool and you need the low end torque

Runflats because cops love using spikes

Probably give the car a nice 1.5 inch lift for better offroad clearance. Maybe throw an auxillary gas tank in the back for an extended chase.

Rally lights would be useful as well, for previously stated offroad purposes.

I use the 3000GT as a base because I like it, but any other AWD platform would work, like most Subies or Lancers for reference.

You're not going to flat outrun the cops, at least not in my area. You can outmaneuver them, however. Seen a few do it before.

STi with a downpipe and AccessPort.

dat 175 mph. I'm speaking from experience.

Hawkeye sti, fully built motor and all that BS.
>AWD
>easily can make 500
>handles very well
>can even do a little off roading if need be

there are often phone photo threads on /p/. sometimes people can still be creative with inferior tools.

Fuck off

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKERS! WHERE I'M GOING, I DON'T NEED ROADS!

All right, I'll bite. I'm robbing a bank out in the rural side of a northern state.

Vehicle of choice
>pic related
>On studded snow tires

Time of year
>Mid January or early February

Operation: The Perfect Storm

I'll be waiting for the perfect storm. At this point there should be a pileup on some major interstate to help scatter the 5-0.

The local police run all season tires year round, to which you and I both know are inferior to proper snow tires.

After hitting the bank I'll be making a dash towards a few rural unplowed twisties. I'll then jump across a set of fire lanes onto a major highway that I'll follow towards a major interstate.

By the time I hit the interstate my tracks will be covered by other fellow snow travelers.

As long as I don't encounter any snowmobiles I believe I have a really good shot.

Can't speak for other states, but I know Michigan's upper peninsula isn't prepared for a high-speed pursuit in a blizzard.

Unfortunately all it'd take is one slip and I'd be done.

>V6 Turbo
is the interceptor just a muffled mustang then?

i'd pull a sloppy mechanics, use a poopra, throw a 75 MM turbo on it and go off.

a thousand horsepower is difficult to outrun, after a bit tic tacs are null, but knowing how to get out of a pit is good and control is good.

if you're a good driver. you cant lose after that much power in your hands.

Can't outrun a Motorola shitheads

>summer
Fast maneuverable car, either focus RS or an M series personally
>winter
Drop a supercharged LS in a small pickup (frontier or tacoma)

I mean no one buys a car to outrun cops, you've probably robbed a bank or stolen something, so room for equipment, accomplices, items is probably necessary.

NVGs dont work the way you think they do lad, the ones i use in the army only cover one eye so its like looking through a cardboard tube with no depth perception

Big dirtbike. With multiple mufflers to quiet it down.

I want something that'll top a good 186 mph. A supercharged e36, no.

Put in my vote for single turbo supra mk4.

>hur you can't outrun a radio

what are emergency response times

helicopters have been outrun. drive as fast as possible and go in a very straight path.

the average police shitbox helicopter tops what, about 120-140? they ain't using jetcopters to get you

a brand new v6 impala ss got the power of drive guy impala ss. The only problem is impalas look a bit sporty now. Instead I recommend a mazda6 and not fucking up.

There is no new V6 Impala SS. There has only ever been 1 V6 Impala SS, 2004-2005 models which got a supercharged 3800.
And the last ever Impala SS was from 2006-2009. Those got a 5.3L LS4 V8. And granted, the new Impalas with the 3.6L V6 make as much power as that V8 did... Still less power than the Taurus SHO intercepters the cops use though.

Golf R or an M2 with a tune. V6 turbos would be hard to outrun

SRT8 swap Grand Caravan

>rolls over after getting hit with a pit maneuver

>Or you wear PVS-7s with both eyes covered for maximum FUCK.

heavily modded minis

A Toyota Prius with aftermarket floormats

those just show the same thing to both eyes, still no DP or peripheral vision

a twin turbo taurus police interceptor

That's an SRT4 swapped Caravan.

Post story

That's actually not the worst plan I've heard, I have an STi I've been thinking about lifting.. Wanna rob a bank user?

(FG X) Ford Falcon XR6T Sprint
>turbo 4.0l Barra straight six built and boosted to w0t
>two sets of plates belonging to a Ford Fusion and Taurus
>taillight kill switch

I'll make a break for Canada. From there I'll pretend to be a Mooslim for the bennies for a couple of years before amassing the wealth to smuggle myself and the Falcon back to Oz.

C6 Vette, LS3. Cammed and turbo'd to hell.

Blacked the fuck out, diffuser, giant ass wing, and night vision goggles for maximum overtroll.

An all black R1 with no markings.

this makes me happy

There's no roads around long enough to get faster than the cops... better off one of those boat/car hybrids like they made on top gear.

Or like a little contraption to ride your dirt bike on to that lets you hoon across the water then ride away on the opposite bank.

> pic unrelated

> omg he painted his car black now we can't see him

GPNVG-18

The only acceptable anwser! I own an all white R1 no markings and I ride with absolutely no plates, cops dont even bother stopping me and the very few times they have tried to pull me over downshift 2 and disappear. Cops themselfs have told me that they know my bike but they cant charge me with anything because they cant even prove its me riding it.

Whatever it is it needs to be lifted to hit kerbs at ridiculous speeds. The best way to get away from cops is clearly to go places they can't, license flippers and airbags to change hight quickly. Paint that changes colour when electricity passes through it, skid plates and such, run flats, 4wd, full rally lights but they only transmit infra red +ir vision goggles. Nice quiet exhaust and decent (but not limo spec) tint job. Reliable base car is a plus. Even better if it's sleeper spec

This is the most effective but dangerous and very high chance to crash or make you an easy target being so exposed if you gave them reason for deadly force.

My option would probably be an upgraded mk4 R32 or a Golf R. Pretty light, quick handling, easy as piss to drive, grippy and AWD. A supercharged R32 making 400ish to the wheels after some upgrades would outrun and maneuver them bitches easy. Same goes for a golf R over 350hp.

But of course the obvious answer is a weight reduction Ford Taurus SHO with a tune or with a small lift kit. My friend has one W/O weight reduction. They rip, bruv.

CBR 1000RR with quiet exhaust and the tail lights on a rocker switch

Either a Busa or another sports bike

Wouldn't you be better off with a turbro Forester as a base? Less conspicuous and has more ground clearance off the bat

Plus you can fit more in the boot

>black Subaru Legacy Turbo
>300WHP
>Darkest legal tint on windows
>toggle switches for both brake lights and running lights

He won't, because it's a lie.

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>so exposed if you gave them reason for deadly force.

Out of 204 countries in the world, only the land of the free will use "deadly force" on a dirtbiker

>/threading your own post
>In 2016

This faggot is a huge faggot but is right.

I can't wait for electrochromatic paint.

Volvo V60 polestar

AW11 with a turboed camry v6.
>Makes around 400hp with torque everywhere
>Major downforce improvements including, wing, splitter, diffuser, canards, flat underbody
>major weight reduction
>widened stance with grippy tires.
>flipping license plate, taillight shut off, full glasspacks, two small oils slicks on separate switches

You won't be able to catch me once I'm off the highway and on anything with turns.

If I could build anything,
Electric go-kart
>almost silent
>ridiculous power to weight ratio
>massive amounts of torque
>crazy grippy tires
>huge amounts of aero
>one medium light bar on the front and one miners style light on my helmet.

I would be a ghost.

One of those ATVs that also turn into a Jetskis. Just find some water and be like
LOL COME FOR A SWIM PIGS

A rally car disguised as an ordinary hatchback with a ridiculous cardboard bodykit strapped on it. Lose the popo on rural twisties, ditch the bodykit and blend in with highway traffic.

Tfw my police department has 900hp Yellowfins that can easily reach 70mph on the water

LOL @ idiots saying you gotta have 1000hp or turbo 'busa.

A stock GTR should do the trick:
youtube.com/watch?v=mb3T2Dtm8VE

but they have to go get them and put them in the water

2JZ swap into anything.

>put 2jz-ge into hummer h2
>trying to move all of three tons with 215 bhp
>have fun outrunning the cops, enjoy prison sex, etc etc

Yes they do, they just stuck you with a Soviet era monocle. There are four tube sets.

>Electric go-kart
>almost silent
>ridiculous power to weight ratio
>massive amounts of torque
>crazy grippy tires
>huge amounts of aero
>one medium light bar on the front and one miners style light on my helmet.

>I would be a ghost

Especially after a semi/bro-truck/crossover merges into you.

>swapping in a 2JZ to leave it stock
You and I both know what that engine is capable of.

>basing your bank robbery on a children's movie starring Kristen Steward

If they own a hummer no way they would be smart enough to even put a 2JZ into it let alone mod it.

Just how quick is this bike? I occasionally see one doing a motorway pull and it absolutely flies. How stable are they?

Multiple stolen KTM 950 or similar with fake plates.
Any clean second car
Any clean third vehicle.

The plan would be to escape and split up before the police can respond.
We would meet at prearranged spot coordinated via coded texts.
Then torch the bikes and transfer to the second vehicle.
The second vehicle drives to a lock up and the crew transfer to a third vehicle (or vehicles)
The loot remains at the lock up which we keep under surveillance until the heat dies down.

So the Jewelry Store heist from GTA5?

Toyota sienna with a turbo LS1

its already mid engine 4wd. just upgrade the suspention to make it glide through turns.

buddys in back shooting up the cops.

very common car

Yah horsepower / top end.

For something like a fucking H2, you need lots of torque and a supercharger.

Nah m8, do the heist in a H1
Forget losing them on the twisties, just go up a hill and walk away from them

I would say, take four of the fastest bikes ever, and park them a couple blocks down.
Then run to them with the loot, taking out any cops that get in the way.
From there, tear ass to the cow country and take some Back roads.
Somehow end up along a canyon road with a boat waiting at the bottom
Jump the fuck off the side of the road and bail, using parachutes to defend down to the boat, then float off into the sunset.

The cops won't know what hit them

Wasn't the only reason that old guy got caught because he got lazy on his last one and parked out front?

Just do what that crazy old coot did.

Another one:

youtube.com/watch?v=HyF2sY7yaGc

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Average police helicopter, a Eurocopter AS350, (which is used by LASD, LAPD, and CHP for starters) has a never exceed speed of 178 mph. You're going to have an extremely hard time maintaining a faster speed than that on surface streets.

Black person detected.

Because I've literally only ever seen black people in Maximas.

This.

Because it's powered by this.

That was a good ass movie bacl in the day but their karts were way too loud and honestly where the fuck did they fit all that shit and why would you use an Xbox controller.
Because I'm obviously going to be driving 45mph and keeping up with traffic not a consistent 80+ weaving through everything.
Plus I could easily go under a fagtruck or a semi in a kart.

>torch the bikes
Just leave them with the keys in the ignition the cops will waste time chasing a bunch of hood niggers.

Stupid question here, but for some pursuits they simply follow you until you run out of fuel. Is it possible to refuel while the car's still running? For example, turning off the engine and coasting in neutral while another person climbs out to fill up with a jerry can?

that's why the best vehicle is a bike

a car is very difficult to hide, a bike and gear can be temporarily ditched in a bush while you pose as a pedestrian

gear also obscures your identity

ride home on your bike (hopefiully its stock) with a spare helmet, maybe gloves and boots, and get new gear

A maxima isn't that bad. There's someone here that owns a CR-V and a Nissan Rougue

Not him but im down. Im probably not much help since i live in florida but ive driven in snow a few times.

>what strategies and cars/ bikes would you use/ build to out-run the police?

In the "old" days when police used crown vics and sporty cars, bystanders would stop the police by draging out obstacles to block the road. Thus the bros git wayz fum da poliz shitz. The police compensated by moving up to SUV which were resistant to obstacles put up by people supporting the getaway.

All the successful getaways I've read about in the papers involved cars that were abandoned by the suspects who fled on foot. and got away. That means the car has to be stolen and have no fingerprints so that it can't be traced to any suspect.

I've done this so many times so this is my default.

But I'll play your car game.

A stripped turbo Busa cappuccino would do well I suppose for the city.

bmw s1000rr

>twisty turnies
>3000GT

>the s1000RR does a power wheelie at 100mph

Jesus christ.