[D a i l y - B i k e - T h r e a d] - /dbt/

>but what if i want a babby bike, i dont care if its gutless. it looks cool.

Pay someone to sell you one and send it to the US.

I need to buy a new bike, I sold mine 3 weeks ago.

In the past I've owned 5 bikes, starting out on 250's, a 1100 Honda shadow, and my last bike was an 1200 Bandit.

I have no idea what I want next.

So far looking at either a gsxr750, some type of motard for wheelies and everything silly, or SV1000.

hmm, true

maybe

Go to San Francisco and buy Baird's DRZ from some upstanding basketball American citizen.

Recently rode my first 125.
Vividly remember my 2 stroke 50cc moped at 16 as being more lively and all around fun. What a dreary dreary hunk of shit.

Get a Guzzi m8

never liked the look of them. If I were to sell my soul to the italians it would be for a MV
Not in America so don't have to worry about Tyrone

>Don't have 999 dollars

york.craigslist.org/mcy/5745344635.html

That doesn't look too bad at all. It'd make a great offroad and around town bike.

I picked up this 750lb Siberian bullshit machine yesterday.

2006 Gear Up with 7500m on the odometer. Came with two different tool kits and two different sidecar covers.

I'm pretty certain it's a tractor masquerading as a motorcycle, but we will see

>my gf came with me to get it
>was shown the spotlight
>"I actually hate how cool this is"

You have to rev the living shit out of a 125 for them to go places.

>tfw nobike
idk how KKK hasn't killed himself yet

>be me
>new rider
>new baiku
>so happy
>try to use center stand for first time
>drop baiku
>mirror breaks off
>mfw

This literally just happened minutes ago.
How the fuck can I live with myself guys? I've only had this bike for a few days and have already joined the subspecies of bikers who have dropped their bikes. I'm seriously fucking distraught right now...

>subspecies
that's a weird way of spelling majority
You bought used because we told you this would happen - right?

Everyone prangs one sooner or later. So what?

Everyone has dropped their bike user, i did it once in front of about 50 other people on bikes by rolling backwards on a hill and losing my footing.

Have you tried fixing it and getting over it?

Does revzilla ship in europe?
I'm looking for cheap bars + weights + mirrors and i'd like to save as much as i can

Since when are you nobike?

Bike got stolen last night.

Should dropped the bike during the Msf course like I did. It was embarrassing as fuck but the instructor told me "All riders will drop the bike twice in their lifetime, now you only need one more."

Niiiiice
>tfw no slav sidecar to set free my dormant /k/

My MSF course automatically failed you if you dropped the bike at any point during the class.

Lel, you're really fucked aren't you?

How much if i ship one to you?

Took me a good minute to get my bike on the centerstand the first time I tried it, and I think I pulled a tendon in my arm. Now I just lean on the stand and it pops up. All about balance and pulling BACK, not up.

Such is like with an 80s shitbike with a wet weight of damn near 500lbs.

thats what you get for leaving it outside

Why would anyone steal a gay ass looking farm bike?

yeah kinda. basically get to sit in this room until my bike gets found or I find a beater to buy real cheep

that's a great question

get this.. he didn't even have theft insurance on the bike, kek

post your heterosexual bike

They only fail you if you dropped it during the riding test, practice sessions no.

funny you say that. i do have an 80's shitbike.

My instructor specifically said that if we dropped the bike at any point over the 2-3 day course that we would be failed on the spot.

No one in my class dropped the bike.

Test

Who would steal that hunk of shit?

an opportunistic thief

you can always sell something for a profit if you can get it for free

So....a nigger

did your test work

not necessarily, no. thieves come from all walks of life.

It was successful user, thank you for asking.

Nah man. If you steal you are a nigger. Fyi nigger has no color

>nigger has no color

ok dude

>nigger has no color

Just like argentina is white

You've never met a white nigger?
Damn son. You gotta leave that small town you live in. See the world

i know what you mean

argentina is not white
las malvinas no son argentinas

>tfw I'm going to be perpetually excited and nervous until I am able to purchase the bike I found
>haven't even talked to the seller about it yet
Tomorrow I get paid and I will assess my financial situation and try to set up a meeting with seller.

>ninjaaaaa
kek
Also this looks like a scam but google images turned no results. Do people go around taking pictures of other people's bikes to post on CL?
lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/5770729395.html

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS

>$1594
Scam, no one sets prices like that.

savannah.craigslist.org/mcy/5771084142.html

never forget, argie

...

What are some of the best beginner bikes?

>11 owners
dam son this bike has really been around the block

your mmmmmother

jk gs500, they're pretty cheap used and a good all arounder

...

Triumph rocket 3

2 liters is too small, he'll get bored with it in a week.

>sweating my ass off ATGATT on my ninjette
>squids in shorts and tshirts passing me on their real sport bikes
Fuck you /dbt/

also it's had like 5 owners within the last 2 years alone. Should I assume there's something wrong with it to make people want to sell it?

ATGATT though...

You're right of course, he needs to get himself a 8.3L V10 Dodge Tomahawk.

you can squid too, nothings stopping you

its just not ideal

triumph scrambler nigga

>4k miles in 2 months on a GSXR
>in late winter
>in the midwest
Does this seem fishy?

Also a nice choice

but you fucking lost lmfao

some people try to commute in any way they can

Any of the smoking bullying guys here?

Porter in my building said smoking isn't even a real problem inside, let alone outside, since a vote was never raised among shareholders.

Good, now go find that chick who took issue with you smoking and sperg out on her like a true autist.

maybe it was just a crazy lady

put out your cigarette on her tit

That's a hell of a commute tho. Assuming he rode every day that's still 119 miles. There was also a huge snowstorm in that area during that time. Riding a motorcycle would not only be miserable but a death sentence.

Just remember who will keep their skin when the skid demon rises.

perhaps he was suicidal like most of us here

living it up, commuting in a snowstorm on a GSXR? what a champion.

I'm not suicidal. If I was in wouldn't have a full face and body armor

just cause you ATGATT doesnt mean you dont have a death wish. it just means you arent totally convinced on dying yet.

You guys were right. He told me to tell her to fuck off.

Thanks lads

Nah. I'm pretty happy in life, I'm going places m8. Plus there's more bikes I need!!!

>fearing the skid demon

what a cuck

thats good man, thats real good

hell yeah, after you verbally abuse her you should abuse her in the bedroom after shes so turned on by your mistreatment of her.

Any click type torque wrench recommendations under $50?
I'm looking at either Tekton off amazon or whatever harbor freight has.

thats fucking rad

Thanks, thing sounds hilarious. Whines and hums just like a tractor. Clutch is awful, you fight it more than you ride it, but the second I sat on it and started moving I knew it was coming home with me

That's a ural r-right?

Aren't they complete shit?

Yes, but the good kind of shit.

One guy had a nice looking 2wd model at an advrider rally I went to. It was really cool.

Harbor freight one is fine for a hobbyist.

Enjoy it.

Hope you're goos with a wrench.

What kinda power.does it have?

Like a harley?