What car(s) would Jesus own?

What car(s) would Jesus own?

or drive?

Chrystler

Toyota Hillux cuz he is sandnigger

Not a Honda, he hated them

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Electric Focus

>identifies with the common man
>electric because muh nature/muh planet
>built by ethical company

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underrated

>Inb4 my own accord joke

Rolls Royce Wraith Black Badge

>cool name
>looks bad ass

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fuck, you beat me to it

Nobody can fuck with VanHool

Something amphibious that's for sure.

Jesus would hitch-hike, or take the bus.

He moved from town to town, preaching and performing miracles to spread the word of god. He wouldn't pass up a change to speak to people and teach them by example.

Me too, user

Anything ecoboost

a riced civic, like every jesus and pablo I know

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Toyota pickup.

Jesus was a sand nigger. That's all they drive over there