You overtake Chad in your Sunfire

>you overtake Chad in your Sunfire

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>he wasn't paying attention, nor cared

>mommy tells you to slow down

Bump

>he takes notice and steps on the accelerator
>as he passes you in his Ford GT you see your crush sitting in the passenger seat
>she looks out and watches you get your doors blown off
>tfw he's going to EcoBoost her later and you're posting frogs

>You're subconsciously racing chad in the lane next to you
>He's in too high a gear to do shit about it

Lmao

>You're subconsciously racing chad in the lane next to you
>he doesn't even know you're there, and is thinking of the important things he has to do at his destination while you're driving aimlessly to the next town over and back... again

>You're gunna get fucked when your progressive monitor notifies mom and dad about your 40 mph pull

>he drives a Sunfire

>be racing Jose in your shitty GM
>already losing to a fucking civic
>Chad goes flying by both of you sad fucks while getting sucked off by stacey
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First
On
Race
Day

>hi I'd like the freshest loaf of things that didn't happen bread.

>your crush, who is furiously deepthroating chad only stops briefly as you zoom by
>is that eurobeat?
>I swear I heard someone screaming "reeeee"

>racing people who don't even know they're racing
>I WON

Underrated as fuck

BTFO

>mommy threatens to take away the keys when we get back home.

Only funny post ITT

Topkek

> You're racing Chad in his dad's Viper
> It's got 400hp and Borla exhaust
> All you've got is a clapped out Monte Carlo

>500hp

Rookie.

Bump

>not driving a sunfire

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>Chad tries to match your speed in the twisties when you are in your certified gay miata shitbox
>He manages to keep up while going off the lines repeatedly in his brand new automatic camaro while you stay in your lane

Heh that'll show him!

I just re-watched that movie tonight.

Ecotec > Ecoboost

Isn't the Sunfire the ultimate Chad car?
Does this mean you overtook Chad's Sunfire in your Sunfire?
Wouldn't that make you Chad?
And then would that mean you overtook yourself?
That must mean you're spinning.
Grab the wheel.
It's too late.
You're sliding towards that oncoming Navistar.
You catch your reflection in the chrome nose.
You are Chad.
Then you were Chad.
Now you're Mac.
Big Mac.
Because you're hamburger now.
And your Sunfire is on fire.
Why'd you try to overtake yourself, Chad?

Idiot

Why must all saab owners be cringy?

Either they're 40 year old smartasses or leddit trips like you

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