/DAT/

Fractured my wrist and now I'm off work for 6 weeks. Can't drive and can't play vidya.
What the fuck am I meant to do besides pop pain pills and smoke billies?

Anyone been to skidpan/drift days at tracks?, I want to properly learn how to skid and control my car

Whats the go at these events, pay your money and get a set amount of time to throw your car around?

Teach yourself a language? Chingchong, German, Arabic if you want to visit Europe in the near future.

Could learn how to speak Noonga if you were arsed. Wouldn't have any real use beyond being able to call the Abo-dabos useless cunts in their own tongue.

more hours working = less hours feeling

jeeze i hope
>that feel when no gf
>that feel when drinking alone
im praying for the future, what are your hopes and dreams /dat/? I want a charger, a house and friends

All that working and you Germans can't even build a reliable car

reliable cars don't fill your stockholders pockets user
and don't tell me, i'm driving an australian ford

Neat idea. Is it actually possible to do in just over a month though?

Ford Falcons, with exception to the EA-AU range have been the best Australian produced car ever

prove me wrong cunts, because you cant

>reliable cars don't fill your stockholders pockets user
As fucked up as it sounds, that comment is spot on

Fuck cars

>26 year old whale with a kid is messaging me
>she wants the d
>shes been talking non stop about sex since we started talking
>i respond with "wow" "cool" "sounds like fun" to her paragraph long messages
>it's still clear she wants the d

what do /dat/?
do I go crush that fat puss anyway or what?

Lel, when that civilised half cast "abo" was reading it in noonga it actually sounded nice

but any real fucking abo speaking is god awful

just stop fucking replying you mong

>fat bitch
>has kids
>insistent you give her the D
steer the fuck away from it. She's trying to trap you into raising her kids because her dead beat boyfriend couldn't. STAY AWAY

Bottoms up, m8.

>what are your hopes and dreams /dat/?
The usual, really. Want to wife some chick from NZ that I've only met three times over the span of a year, have kids, house, etc.

Dunno what I liked about her so much since she wasn't at all pretty, but something about her has haunted me since.

Also want to mod the Lancer but I can't bring myself to sacrifice its lifespan. It's a great daily even if it drinks premium like an Irishman. Not as rough a ride as an Evo but quicker than a WRX, and cops don't look twice at it. Once I'm off my P's I'll pick something up to make quick. Either a last gen AWD Magna VR-X for a costly twin turbo job or an old BMW, either E36 328i or E46 330Ci for tarbo.

Define fat

bigger than I'm attracted to.

It's a trap.

Ye be faced with a choice, Capt'n. Spear the whale and risk being caught in the process or turn this ship around and leave the wretched beastie to its own devices.

Kek, fair enough

She got a kid, that pussy going to be loose as fuck

General question; would you a free Kia Rio Sport Pac (in wannabe-WRX colours) in perfect condition if you had to drive it to the shops at least once a week?

I'm astounded these things weren't more common. The sort of P-platers that goes for a Tiburon would lap this up.

>tfw factory rice is dead

lolno.

Already got a DD, no real point having another shitbox I'll barely drive.

IMO you'd look like a wannabe douche

Real talk - if I were filthy rich I'd buy one of these just to make it quicker than a WRX STi.

it's the R63 of the WRX STi

>grill that was obsessed with me during senior school
>sent me weird shit
>said no
>drunk asfuq now
>having second thoughts about her
what do i do

>tfw could probably fugg all the bitches from high school if i got in contact with them

ask for nudes or at least underwear pics
post here
drink more
profit

Do you reckon the manufacturers took into account that the drivers would look like the biggest poseurs imaginable?

I suppose it's the same as those cunts who pop fart cannons and shitty rice on Civics and CE series Lancers. It looks and sounds terrible but they seem to think it's totes convincing. Maybe it fools some normie girls?

Whack one off first. Whatever thirst may drive you into disaster will be dispelled as you drunkenly contemplate.

how do i ask for nudes?

she says she's navy now, but i cant ask her straight up "send me some nudes bitch"

>Maybe it fools some normie girls?
Because girls don't know shit, all they see is a guy in a loud car

It looks like shit and sounds fucking terrible but they don't see that, don't be a wannabe, just buy a fucking WRX

>It's been so long since I saw you last - what do you look like now?

[pic with fucking retarded pose that she thinks looks cute]

>Aw that's more clothes than I was expecting!

Sup cunts.

What are you up to tonight?

Drinking and playing vidya, wishing I had something better to do

You?

ok wtf do i do now

Tell her to pull the stick out her ass

youtube.com/watch?v=VeB3oMPE9cc

Watching niggers be niggers. Fuck, I'm glad we don't have these things in Australia.

>"what do you look like now?"
>"Yeah"

Yeah

daydreaming about grafting an LS+6L80 into a land rover defender to create my dream truck

about to play some vidya now that my family's asleep

ouch dude you just got shut down

OH SHIT

SHE HASNT RESPONDED IN A WHILE SINCE THIS MESSAGED. IT TOOK COURAGE TO SEND THIS MESSAGE

IM ANXIOUS TO WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

Went out exploring on my bike before it got too cold for me, now warming up and watching some Youtube.

She seems pretty guilty the way she's acting

>maybe you should fix that

Haha, South Australian, as expected.

Does she have down syndrome?

Well, my car isn't good for the night drive tonight, suspension has gotten to the point of being scary to drive

If the guy I was meeting at the toll gate otr is here, sorry dude, got halfway and the car died again, no idea what went wrong this time

im getting desperate bro

That's a girl?, not sure I want to see it naked desu In what way?

oh.. my.. god

it worked, what do i say

we're in boys

>all of it

ask her what shes wearing

take it slow

so, whatever top she's wearing tell her to remove that first

then slowly ease into getting her to take more shit off

i already asked her , im just waiting now

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome or something.

Seriously, what the fuck

Getting a vf commodore

stationwagon or sedan?

>Sedan
cheaper
sportier looking
boss won't ask me to transport shit around as often
Attention from hoons and daggy p players

>station wagon
more expensive
Family/daggy looking (I think they look rad)
boss will send me around to transport shit which I cbf doing
would be good for moving shit you cant with a sedan
convincing myself I need the utility and would be handy if I ever buy anything from work (work in a furniture store)
if I'm ever homeless I could sleep in the back.
there isn't any particular furniture I'm after
don't have friends to help move

nah, go straight to sharpie in the pooper

no dude, you go straight into it. in 10 minutes she be ready for the D

stop asking this you whore

get whatever suits you best, if its a station wagon, get a wagon, if its a sedan, get a sedan its not that hard nigga damn

>boss will send me around to transport shit which I cbf doing
Everyone will, mates and family you didn't know existed will ask for you to help move, everyone will want shit moved, wagon lyfe is hard lyfe

>typical south australians

WAGON
A
G
O
N

I haven't had anyone bug me about wanting me to help them transport shit for them, and the extra space has served myself very well.

Wagon m8.
>Lots of room for all of your shit
>Looks cool as hell
>Can sleep in the back
>Can fit a bike in the back
>Room to take the boys (who don't exist) on a road trip

There's literally no reason to buy a sedan except the price.

SHIT

i think she's chickened out, its been a while since this message

RIP any chance of nudes, now im going to get laffed at by her friends

My car's fucked as well, see , it got a lot worse at work.

The rack ends seem to be loose, and maybe some bushes in the lower control arm are finished; just feels like the front suspension is falling apart. Going to look at it tomorrow

dudes, i just got nudes

oh my god, this is amazing, thank you

>>Can fit a bike in the back
I could fit my pushy in my old falcon sedan m8

Pics or it didn't happen

>Not sure if I want nudes
Post them anyway

She looks like a bloke anyway, don't sweat it mate, tell her to go shave her chin and call it a night

ok

Grab a massive pry bar and bend all bush connections and look for splits, surface cracks are fine but splits means it's fucked. rack ends I have no idea, if the boots aren't split and it's not losing grease then I don't know what it could be

Shit, we'll have to do it another time when it's dry and our cars aren't fuckee

Well I hope that dude is fapping to the pics, god speed to him.

blue board, but here you go

>that's pretty good

I'm fucking dead

create a dummy thread on /b/ and post the link here so we can view her nudes

I'll do that, thanks. I already know the sway bar and linkages bushings need doing, hoping it's just the linkages.

Yeah, I need to do the brakes anyway, think the calipers warped

now show us the nudes you sent her

You will tell if the link bushes are fucked without even lifting

>thats pretty good

...

Post nudes then reboot router, do it cunt

>thats pretty good
Someone needs to shop Ocelot at a keyboard and monitor

I'm pretty sure even the non existent mods want to see them too so just post them

I don't know mate those hips are a bit worrying

God among men, mate