/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

pinkshit.

@158077021
No (You)s for you.

t. emily

aka you don't have valid reasons got it bye shitter

Blame Kishimoto for not making Sasuke a girl.

> he can't tell the difference between romance and friendship
You gotta be over 18 to post here, bro

Not even him but the homolust between sasuke and naruto wasn't just friendship and they didn't act like friends anyway, in fact sasuke acted more like a girl trying desperately to convince herself she's OVER and THROUGH with her ex while thinking of his cock and fluffy hair

>The climax of their relationship is beating the shit out of each other and blowing their arms off.
Beautiful.

>2000+16
>STILL defending faggotry

It'd be a hatefuck

People being happy about best girl end is basically the reason this general exists, though.

also this. pinkshitfag pls go. we don't mind sakurafags here (god knows her design is gr8 and most of us would fuck her into next week) but you getting triggered has stopped being funny and just become annoying.

Why can't you just be more like rinfag and respond to insults to your waifu with kindness until we all learn to like you?

Would you a Kaguya?

Not really, she'd probably kill me

Only if you make her hate you.

She just needs a little love

Yes, I'd do it until my dick fell off.

Wouldn't even care

I don't have any left.

He'd probably be bad enough she would hate him

EYEPUSSY

>Which of the girls is more likely to be into /ss/ and/or /ll/?
>Inb4 Hinata and Guren
Should we add Kaguya...?

>Hinata
>/ss/
Not seeing it. I don't think any of there are really that ara ara. Maybe Ino. Kaguya is literally top milf as her backstory.

Is Rinfag still even here? I saw him in the stream not too long ago.

>Hinata
>Not seeing it
>Maybe Ino
What the fuck are you doing my man

Hinata doesn't go with /ss/ because with /ss/ the girl takes all the first steps unless it's maledom /ss/ in which case Hinata doesn't work that well anyway.
Ino works because she's a fucking slut.

>Ino is a fucking slut
Only for men her age.

She can see every man's dick but that doesn't mean she cares about them. She can see Boruto jack off in his room but she's more likely to tell him to stop watching porn and do his homework.

>Neji is always pissy because he literally can't stop looking at dicks
>Hinata is always dying when she's around Naruto because she can see his magnum dong

Naruto's dick is canonically average. Shino's is fucking massive.

>She can see Boruto jack off in his room but she's more likely to tell him to stop watching porn and do his homework
You must be fun at parties

Slight kek

How did I miss the source material for this?

Oh god please not the dick size discussion again. If pinkshit fag didn't tear us apart enough then this definitely will.

I just host them for the most part.

Some bath episode

Don't blame me, I started an /ss/ discussion, not this.

I really don't see Hinata in /ss/ at all.

What a waste

He'll probably find a beetle like 10 feet long and fuck that instead

Sasuke also might be hung

But there is one facet of character dick size we haven't discussed yet, user.

Which member of job squad has the biggest dick? Besides waniko, because strap-ons don't count.

He's not hung, his dick just has the sharingan

>Husband not home most of the time
>Can literally spy on Bort without being caught
>Kid Naruto transformation roleplay when he is home
>Quiet girl secretly liking fucked up stuff
You're one blind motherfucker

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Hinata is textbook ideal nip woman. Cheating on your husband with your son isn't really part of that.

>can literally spy on
But why the fuck would she? Mothers generally don't give a shit about their son's cocks unless it's diseased or something

>kid naruto transformation roleplay
Not for the sexual part, but because of their old cutesy relationship.

>quiet girl secretly liking fucked up stuff
You can use this to pull anything out of your ass.

What the fuck are these?

It's from the SDs

When I did up a note in R20 that all players could edit to keep track of details and things, the first thing Arata's player typed was 'Arata has a big ol' wang', so probably Arata.

Sasuke's SD spinoff

Isn't the guy 12

>can literally spy on
>But why the fuck would she?
Uh, I don't now. Maybe because he looks almost exactly like Nardo?

Didn't you see how she came when he put Naruto's old jacket in the movie?

>Not even him but the homolust between sasuke and naruto wasn't just friendship

Kishimoto thinks it is. Naruto is not canonically gay.

>Oh my god you look just like your father when he was young!
>that's why I'll ride your dick
How much do you know about human relationship my man

>He thinks animu are humans

Why don't we just say everyone is /ss/ then?

Yes he is.

Although Fugetsu could theoretically use his clan's technique to increase his dick size.

13, yes. Also Arata is currently shortest one on the team too so he has to compensate for that with something I guess.

So the more accurate question might be: whose dick will be the biggest when they're adults?

ayame

>This isn't realistic
>A world where you can literally pop anyone's eyes into your skull over and over and over again
>9 giant animals that speak fluent japanese
>You can summon your own pet wherever you like
I can continue

>sticks it in
>it's kind of small Fugetsu-kun
>instantly expands to 14 inches

How tall is he
>manlet with a monster cock
Is it kind of like shortstacks?

No u

I said 'I'm not seeing her doing /ss/'
Like was the question "how well does this person's personality fit with /ss/' or just 'who has the hottest scenarios for /ss/'? Because Hinata fits the latter sure.

But she works all day at Ichiraku. Does she even have the time to pay attention to a kid?

She kind of paid attention to Naruto every time he showed up no

But she only smiled and served him his ramen. She never did anything else. :^(

She probably could've crawled under the counter to give him succ desu

>How tall is he
We didn't pick numbers, just relative sizes.
From shortest to tallest:
arata

Can't, it's a solid piece of wood

Yeah but like hidden doors and shit

Wouldn't people passing by see them?

So?

>So?

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If she's willing to give a random orphan kid succ for free on top of giving him top ramen probably at a discount seeing how poor the fucker is she doesn't really have any pride left to lose, or is so thirsty for his dick specifically she doesn't care.

I still laugh at this now and then
explains her tits

>explains her tits
But she's not fat?

Also this is shooped, Nardo can eat way more than that, especially if it's Ichiraku.

It's not even a lot honestly.

Did you not see that ending? Nardo can eat like...6 bowls of ramen, but Hinata has a bigger stomach. And this is anime. By anime laws, fat goes straight to the tits

>bigger stomach
She's a fucking shoggoth

>only 7 large bowls

He's probably getting sick at the thought of the bill she's running on his tab.

Translate.

Not TL user and it really doesn't help explain the image much but:
>the picture of sasuke and sakura says "went on a trip"
>madara: "welcome home"
>naruto: "welcome home-datt.....welcome home"*
*translator's note: I think nardo slips her and is about to say his retarded "dattebayo" verbal tick before correcting himself.

Isn't Madara dead?

>nardo
Where did this come from

Is pinkshitfag switching targets

I'm not pinkshitfag I'm legit curious is nardo what people call genderbent naruto or what

It's just Naruto.

It just sounds funny

youtube.com/watch?v=4oChtSZe3a0

That... wasn't that bad

youtube.com/watch?v=cMMeSCnGP1k
youtube.com/watch?v=Utrj5dqfZHE

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>She can see Boruto jack off in his room but she's more likely to tell him to stop watching porn and do his homework
What if his dick is dressed like nardo?

That's just retarded and she'd tell him to stpo dressing up his dick